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by kranepool
Thu Oct 17, 2013 9:43 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: ALCS
Replies: 114
Views: 3973

Re: ALCS

@Buster_ESPN More on Fielder's tough times: He's had 64 straight postseason at-bats without an RBI.
by kranepool
Thu Oct 17, 2013 4:06 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Images (now possibly NSFW)
Replies: 2148
Views: 298181

Re: Images (now possibly NSFW)

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by kranepool
Wed Oct 16, 2013 6:51 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: The Animated GIF Thread (NSFW)
Replies: 477
Views: 64177

Re: The Animated GIF Thread (NSFW)

The Sybian wrote:Looks like a balk to me.
Fuckin' Schilling.
by kranepool
Tue Oct 15, 2013 1:14 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: NLCS - Dodgers vs Cardinals
Replies: 51
Views: 2227

Re: NLCS - Dodgers vs Cardinals

Keg wrote:This guy was awesome:
Dustin Hoffman front/center.
by kranepool
Mon Oct 14, 2013 9:19 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: 2013 NFL Pick 7 Pool
Replies: 301
Views: 10850

Re: 2013 NFL Pick 7 Pool

FUCK!
by kranepool
Mon Oct 14, 2013 4:39 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Random Videos
Replies: 2000
Views: 218648

Re: Random Videos

Shit. What the fuck is that about?

by kranepool
Mon Oct 14, 2013 2:27 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: 2013 NFL Pick 7 Pool
Replies: 301
Views: 10850

Re: 2013 NFL Pick 7 Pool

Steve 42
Bronto 47
me 62

If I'm doing his right, there will be no ties tonight.

Steve wins if <=44
Bronto wins if 45-54
I win if >=55
by kranepool
Sun Oct 13, 2013 3:37 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: 2013 NFL Pick 7 Pool
Replies: 301
Views: 10850

Re: 2013 NFL Pick 7 Pool

da fuck? What am I, wood?
by kranepool
Sun Oct 13, 2013 8:36 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Godless III - Completing The Trinity
Replies: 2283
Views: 230499

Re: Godless III - Completing The Trinity

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by kranepool
Sun Oct 13, 2013 8:26 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: OFFICIAL 2013/14 NHL Regular Season Thread
Replies: 332
Views: 22112

Re: OFFICIAL 2013/14 NHL Regular Season Thread

When you write off your team before its first home game.

That.
by kranepool
Fri Oct 11, 2013 1:25 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: The OFFICIAL Florida -or- Ohio Thread
Replies: 480
Views: 47941

Re: The OFFICIAL Florida -or- Ohio Thread

I feel fine. I think I'll go for a walk. I feel happy. I feel happy.
by kranepool
Thu Oct 10, 2013 9:20 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: I Want a New Drug (Krokodil not cutting it)
Replies: 20
Views: 991

Re: I Want a New Drug (Krokodil not cutting it)

What's the ratio of codeine to paint thinner? Asking for a friend.
by kranepool
Thu Oct 10, 2013 8:46 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: 2013 NFL Week 6 thread
Replies: 81
Views: 4137

Re: 2013 NFL Week 6 thread

A little Lovie-esque clock management there to end the first half.
by kranepool
Thu Oct 10, 2013 5:47 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: 2013 NFL Pick 7 Pool
Replies: 301
Views: 10850

Re: 2013 NFL Pick 7 Pool

For $500k, I'd drive to Denver and personally run him over.

But seriously, intoxicated Ryan Leaf on the Broncos could beat the Jaguars.
by kranepool
Thu Oct 10, 2013 12:19 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Random Videos
Replies: 2000
Views: 218648

Re: Random Videos

by kranepool
Thu Oct 10, 2013 10:00 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: 2013 NFL Week 6 thread
Replies: 81
Views: 4137

Re: 2013 NFL Week 6 thread

I hope Cowher replaces Coughlin before 8pm tonight.
by kranepool
Thu Oct 10, 2013 9:40 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: 2013 NFL Week 6 thread
Replies: 81
Views: 4137

Re: 2013 NFL Week 6 thread

I'm a season ticket holder for the Baltimore Ravens since 2008. My seats are on the 40-yard line, three rows from the top of the stadium.

I've taken my wife/kids to plenty of games, and only once needed to remind a neighbor of his language.

[/irony]
by kranepool
Wed Oct 09, 2013 6:21 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: OFFICIAL 2013/14 NHL Regular Season Thread
Replies: 332
Views: 22112

Re: OFFICIAL 2013/14 NHL Regular Season Thread

sancarlos wrote:
kranepool wrote:
sancarlos wrote:The fourth one was between the legs...
That last one might cost him a few chicklets his next time at the Garden.
Pshaw. From what I read, I think the Shark they are angry at is Brad Stuart, for his elbow to the jaw of Rick Nash.
It's a goddamned amalgam.
by kranepool
Wed Oct 09, 2013 1:35 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: OFFICIAL 2013/14 NHL Regular Season Thread
Replies: 332
Views: 22112

Re: OFFICIAL 2013/14 NHL Regular Season Thread

sancarlos wrote:The fourth one was between the legs...
That last one might cost him a few chicklets his next time at the Garden.
by kranepool
Wed Oct 09, 2013 6:50 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: 2013 NFL Pick 7 Pool
Replies: 301
Views: 10850

Re: 2013 NFL Pick 7 Pool

Counter offer: I'll give you Jacksonville +50,000, but you gotta bet $1,000.
by kranepool
Tue Oct 08, 2013 8:03 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: ALDS
Replies: 49
Views: 1956

Re: ALDS

Tremendous album. "Squib Cakes" might be my favorite TOP track.
by kranepool
Tue Oct 08, 2013 7:10 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: 2013 NFL Pick 7 Pool
Replies: 301
Views: 10850

Re: 2013 NFL Pick 7 Pool

DEN -7000

I like it.
by kranepool
Mon Oct 07, 2013 10:49 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: 2013 NFL Pick 7 Pool
Replies: 301
Views: 10850

Re: 2013 NFL Pick 7 Pool

I'd blow a goat for a rollover.
by kranepool
Sat Oct 05, 2013 12:42 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: The Important Sounds of Things Falling Apart
Replies: 1194
Views: 60036

Re: The Important Sounds of Things Falling Apart

The US House of Representatives voted 407 to 0 today on a bill to guarantee that federal workers will receive back pay once the government reopens.

So basically, in an effort to cut spending, Congress has approved an indefinite, paid leave of absence to 800,000 federal workers during the shutdown.
by kranepool
Sat Oct 05, 2013 11:14 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Man's Search For Meaning
Replies: 22
Views: 1723

Re: Man's Search For Meaning

Yo, Viktor Frankl. I'd like to hear more about this. Except maybe using cat anuses as video recorders The first time I got sober, my sponsor would host a Friday night card game and not let me leave before 2:00am. I loved spending time with him, but when you get up at 4, going to bed at 2:30 is rough...
by kranepool
Fri Oct 04, 2013 11:56 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Return of the relations thread [NSFW]
Replies: 516
Views: 93220

Re: Return of the relations thread [NSFW]

Johnnie wrote:Wow. Still amazing.
Comments:
I have a party of five… in my pants.
Dead.
by kranepool
Thu Oct 03, 2013 10:26 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: NFL 2013 Week 4 - The Return of Brownie
Replies: 32
Views: 1692

Re: NFL 2013 Week 4 - The Return of Brownie

Weeden holds the ball longer than any other quarterback I can remember.
by kranepool
Wed Oct 02, 2013 11:03 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Swamp Job Questions
Replies: 290
Views: 20696

Re: Swamp Job Questions

My bad. No way I could make the move. My kids are high-school and soon-to-be-in-high-school, and the wife wouldn't even consider it.

I've been home-based for most of the last 20 years. I'd stay here and travel about 10-15 days a month.
by kranepool
Wed Oct 02, 2013 7:53 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Swamp Job Questions
Replies: 290
Views: 20696

Re: Swamp Job Questions

I'll be in Whale's Vagina Sunday night, then interviewing in nine (!) separate meetings Monday. Red-eye back East Monday evening. No direct flights. I'm fortunate that I'm in a good spot now, but I'll probably jump if given the chance. Funny how over the years I took the little things for granted (h...
by kranepool
Tue Oct 01, 2013 3:46 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Random Politics
Replies: 9413
Views: 551219

Re: Random Politics

What’s up with the FCC during the shutdown? Can you just say "fuck" and "shit" all over the place and whip your dick out on network television?
by kranepool
Mon Sep 30, 2013 2:34 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Random Videos
Replies: 2000
Views: 218648

Re: Random Videos

Bye hooligans!

by kranepool
Mon Sep 30, 2013 9:21 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Breaking Bad
Replies: 428
Views: 28694

Re: Breaking Bad

Marty Robbins. El Paso. Felina. Finale. Anagram. Holy shit. I saddled up and away I did go, Riding alone in the dark. Maybe tomorrow A bullet may find me. Tonight nothing’s worse than this Pain in my heart. ... Something is dreadfully wrong for I feel A deep burning pain in my side. Though I am tryi...
by kranepool
Fri Sep 27, 2013 6:27 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: The Animated GIF Thread (NSFW)
Replies: 477
Views: 64177

Re: The Animated GIF Thread (NSFW)

It's just like my dreams!

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by kranepool
Fri Sep 27, 2013 2:53 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Breaking Bad
Replies: 428
Views: 28694

Re: Breaking Bad

This is already better than 98% of programs currently on TV.

Huell's Rules
by kranepool
Thu Sep 26, 2013 3:05 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: NHL Offseason Thread
Replies: 180
Views: 11153

Re: NHL Offseason Thread

They actually have the Islanders winning playoff games.

The 15-day byes for Montreal and San Jose are also totally unfair.
by kranepool
Thu Sep 26, 2013 2:59 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Swamp 6 Link Dump Extravaganza
Replies: 1439
Views: 115409

Re: Swamp 6 Link Dump Extravaganza

Like many of its fellow tiny, dazzlingly resource-rich neighbors in the Middle East, Qatar brings in foreign laborers from the global south to do the jobs it has decided its citizens shouldn't have to do. In Qatar, imported labor comprises an astonishing 99 percent of the private sector workforce. ...
by kranepool
Thu Sep 26, 2013 7:27 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: MLB September 2013 Thread
Replies: 201
Views: 10497

Re: MLB September 2013 Thread

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by kranepool
Wed Sep 25, 2013 9:00 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: MLB September 2013 Thread
Replies: 201
Views: 10497

Re: MLB September 2013 Thread

Reed Johnson:Baseball::Phil Kessel:Hockey
by kranepool
Tue Sep 24, 2013 2:34 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Breaking Bad
Replies: 428
Views: 28694

Re: Breaking Bad

This one's for howard:
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by kranepool
Tue Sep 24, 2013 1:28 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Breaking Bad
Replies: 428
Views: 28694

Re: Breaking Bad

In re. Robert Forster: I wasn't wearing my glasses Sunday night, and swore for a minute that I saw R. Lee Ermey in the vacuum place. Which would have been equally awesome.