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by kranepool
Mon May 13, 2013 9:07 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: NHL Playoffs RD 1 - Eastern Conference
Replies: 135
Views: 9405

Re: NHL Playoffs RD 1 - Eastern Conference

Toronto burns to the ground tonight.
by kranepool
Mon May 13, 2013 8:47 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: NHL Playoffs RD 1 - Eastern Conference
Replies: 135
Views: 9405

Re: NHL Playoffs RD 1 - Eastern Conference

Just dropped a "holy shit" in front of the kids.

Thanks a lot, Leafs.
by kranepool
Mon May 13, 2013 4:51 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: NHL Playoffs RD 1 - Eastern Conference
Replies: 135
Views: 9405

Re: NHL Playoffs RD 1 - Eastern Conference

That's awesome.

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by kranepool
Mon May 13, 2013 3:21 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Uniforms, Logos, and Such
Replies: 1306
Views: 105082

Re: Uniforms, Logos, and Such

I can almost see him mounting this car from behind:

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by kranepool
Mon May 13, 2013 1:15 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: NHL Playoffs - SECOND Round
Replies: 109
Views: 6600

Re: NHL Playoffs - SECOND Round

Easy, tiger. Let the first round end first. I'm dyin' over here.
by kranepool
Mon May 13, 2013 11:26 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Random Videos
Replies: 2000
Views: 218670

Re: Random Videos

Shirley wrote:This has to be a Swamp first. A video from Jay Leno (he's not in it):



Of course, they're planted actors. Link.
by kranepool
Mon May 13, 2013 7:51 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: NFL Free Agency
Replies: 351
Views: 30334

Re: NFL Free Agency

Titus Young hasn't been arrested in over 53 hours.
by kranepool
Sun May 12, 2013 8:58 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: The Animated GIF Thread (NSFW)
Replies: 477
Views: 64181

Re: The Animated GIF Thread (NSFW)

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by kranepool
Fri May 10, 2013 5:04 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Swamp MLB 13 Run Pool - Play Ball!
Replies: 137
Views: 6719

Re: Swamp MLB 13 Run Pool - Sign Up

1. Keg
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9. Howard
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12. Bronto's Friend #1
13. Degen
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by kranepool
Thu May 09, 2013 9:03 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Swamp MLB 13 Run Pool - Play Ball!
Replies: 137
Views: 6719

Re: Swamp MLB 13 Run Pool - Sign Up

I mean, "in."
by kranepool
Thu May 09, 2013 9:03 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Swamp MLB 13 Run Pool - Play Ball!
Replies: 137
Views: 6719

Re: Swamp MLB 13 Run Pool - Sign Up

Fuck you.
by kranepool
Wed May 08, 2013 6:12 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Images (now possibly NSFW)
Replies: 2148
Views: 298195

Re: Images (now possibly NSFW)

P.D.X. wrote:What's he kickstarting? Another shitty movie with an indie soundtrack?
Exactly. And ruining Kickstarter in the process. Think of it as "Garden State Redux".
by kranepool
Wed May 08, 2013 3:26 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Images (now possibly NSFW)
Replies: 2148
Views: 298195

Re: Images (now possibly NSFW)

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by kranepool
Wed May 08, 2013 3:24 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Cicadas
Replies: 29
Views: 2625

Re: Cicadas

I've read estimates that there will be 30 billion of the fuckers invading the East sometime this week.

Then I read, "no, no, those numbers are wrong. It's more like 1 trillion cicadas are coming. It'll be wall-to-wall."

Makes it very difficult, given that I believe everything I read.
by kranepool
Wed May 08, 2013 11:27 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Learn Something Random Every Day Thoughts
Replies: 3486
Views: 248238

Re: Learn Something Random Every Day Thoughts

howard wrote:Better be long shorts, sounds like.
Long red shorts.
by kranepool
Wed May 08, 2013 9:18 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Swamp 6 Link Dump Extravaganza
Replies: 1439
Views: 115413

Re: Swamp 6 Link Dump Extravaganza

http://textastrophe.com" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Why didn't we think of this?
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by kranepool
Wed May 08, 2013 8:46 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: NHL Playoffs RD 1 - Eastern Conference
Replies: 135
Views: 9405

Re: NHL Playoffs RD 1 - Eastern Conference

Raphael Diaz is having a bad week. His lead pass nearly got Lars Eller killed, then last night he elbowed in Kyle Turris' game-winner (which would have gone wide had he not touched it).

Also,

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by kranepool
Tue May 07, 2013 10:19 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: NFL Free Agency
Replies: 351
Views: 30334

Re: NFL Free Agency

Titus Young arrested. Twice. In 15 hours.

http://feedly.com/k/10nWWAe" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
by kranepool
Tue May 07, 2013 8:04 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: MLB Thread - May 2013
Replies: 174
Views: 8463

Re: MLB Thread - May 2013

DAMMIT REX!

Also, JA Happ carted off on a stretcher after taking a line drive off his skull.
by kranepool
Tue May 07, 2013 2:09 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: This Cleveland Missing Girl Thing
Replies: 40
Views: 3440

Re: This Cleveland Missing Girl Thing

Watching this, I can't stop thinking that this guy relocated from New Orleans to Cleveland:

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by kranepool
Tue May 07, 2013 1:30 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: This Cleveland Missing Girl Thing
Replies: 40
Views: 3440

Re: This Cleveland Missing Girl Thing

Reporter: lt's rumored your son was abducted by UFOs. Would you care to comment? Nathan Arizona: Don't print that, son. lf his mama reads that, she's just gonna lose all hope. One of my all-time favorites. Cop: What did the pajamas look like? Nathan Sr.: I don't know - they were jammies! They had Y...
by kranepool
Tue May 07, 2013 1:07 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Swamp 6 Link Dump Extravaganza
Replies: 1439
Views: 115413

Re: Swamp 6 Link Dump Extravaganza

Youtube Trends lets you explore most popular videos by city, gender, and age.
by kranepool
Tue May 07, 2013 12:08 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: NHL Playoffs RD 1 - Eastern Conference
Replies: 135
Views: 9405

Re: NHL Playoffs RD 1 - Eastern Confrence

Reports out of Washington that Ovechkin suffered severe whiplash during last night's third period dive with two minutes to go. Not sure how out of context this picture might be, but I've seen it a couple of places this morning and laughed each time. Shared with me today: http://i12.photobucket.com/...
by kranepool
Tue May 07, 2013 9:53 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: This Cleveland Missing Girl Thing
Replies: 40
Views: 3440

Re: This Cleveland Missing Girl Thing

It pays to watch the whole thing.
by kranepool
Tue May 07, 2013 9:23 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Images (now possibly NSFW)
Replies: 2148
Views: 298195

Re: Images (now possibly NSFW)

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by kranepool
Tue May 07, 2013 8:22 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: NHL Playoffs RD 1 - Eastern Conference
Replies: 135
Views: 9405

Re: NHL Playoffs RD 1 - Eastern Confrence

Reports out of Washington that Ovechkin suffered severe whiplash during last night's third period dive with two minutes to go.
by kranepool
Mon May 06, 2013 3:04 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: NHL Playoffs RD 1 - Eastern Conference
Replies: 135
Views: 9405

Re: NHL Playoffs RD 1 - Eastern Confrence

Scottie wrote:HNIC
Killing me.
by kranepool
Mon May 06, 2013 12:52 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Random Videos
Replies: 2000
Views: 218670

Re: Random Videos

That was fascinating.

And this is silly.

by kranepool
Thu May 02, 2013 6:09 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: 4th Annual Swamp NHL Playoff Pool
Replies: 94
Views: 5398

Re: 4th Annual Swamp NHL Playoff Pool

Hi, I'm kranepool and I have a problem. (Hi, Kraner!) I fucked up my highly-analytical roster with bad data and the result is that I have 4 Penguins, which is unfair and against the rules. If it's ok with the group conscience, I'd like to swap out a Penguin with a player from another team in the sam...
by kranepool
Wed May 01, 2013 4:43 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Twitter
Replies: 1272
Views: 149278

Re: Twitter

Buster Olney responded (very nicely) to my (rhetorical) question last week. This made me feel bad.

Because I hate Buster Olney.

I only hope that I'm not alone in the hatefollowing game.
by kranepool
Wed May 01, 2013 4:31 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: 4th Annual Swamp NHL Playoff Pool
Replies: 94
Views: 5398

Re: 4th Annual Swamp NHL Playoff Pool

I'm excited for this. Let's say it's 6:00pm Central.

Let's goooooooooooooo.
by kranepool
Wed May 01, 2013 10:30 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Random Videos
Replies: 2000
Views: 218670

Re: Random Videos

The Hobbit just doesn't hold my attention.

But I would totally watch this version. (Happy 80th birthday, by the way.)

by kranepool
Wed May 01, 2013 8:34 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: The 2013 MLB thread - March/April edition
Replies: 187
Views: 11119

Re: The 2013 MLB thread - March/April edition

Looks like I got this avatar in the nick of time. Up 1-0 in the bottom of the 9th against a Stantonless Marlins squad: Bottom 9 Offensive Substitution: Pinch-hitter Chris Coghlan replaces Ryan Webb. 1.Chris Coghlan singles on a soft line drive to left fielder Lucas Duda. With Juan Pierre batting, pa...
by kranepool
Wed May 01, 2013 7:18 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: NHL Playoffs RD 1 - Western Conference
Replies: 86
Views: 4184

Re: NHL Playoffs RD 1 - Western Confrence

And you call yourself a fan.
by kranepool
Tue Apr 30, 2013 12:59 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Random Videos
Replies: 2000
Views: 218670

Re: Random Videos

Bagram Airfield in Afghanistan. Fuck.

by kranepool
Mon Apr 29, 2013 5:32 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: NHL Playoffs RD 1 - Western Conference
Replies: 86
Views: 4184

Re: NHL Playoffs RD 1 - Western Confrence

CHI in 4
ANA in 5
SAN in 6
LOS in 7
by kranepool
Mon Apr 29, 2013 5:30 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: NHL Playoffs RD 1 - Eastern Conference
Replies: 135
Views: 9405

Re: NHL Playoffs RD 1 - Eastern Confrence

WAS in 5
BOS in 6
NYI in 6
MON in 6
by kranepool
Sun Apr 28, 2013 10:08 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: 2013 NFL Draft
Replies: 184
Views: 10813

Re: 2013 NFL Draft

Mel's draft day grades

Link
by kranepool
Sat Apr 27, 2013 7:50 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: What was the first album you ever bought? (NSFW, PUBE)
Replies: 77
Views: 5844

Re: What was the first album you ever bought? (NSFW, PUBE)

Moving Pictures was released in 81, and Nightfly was released in 82. I bought a shitton of CDs in 83. Even took a job in the record store just for the discount. ETA: '82 sounds about right for DVDs being available. I know it was 82/83 when I bought them because I was a freshman in HS and that's when...