The Swamp

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govmentchedda wrote: ↑Fri May 24, 2024 5:29 pm When you figure out how to not stress about your kids, share the secret with me.

I have to admit I haven’t looked that far ahead and now that’s fun to look forward to.

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brian wrote: ↑Fri May 24, 2024 4:51 pm Joel’s best song is Downeaster Alexa and I’ll never apologize for thinking that.

Don't act like you didn't start a fire with that hot take!

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Ugh, I can hear you getting fatter.

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I'm sure the joke has been done dozens of times in television history, but while watching Seinfeld re-runs earlier this week, I noticed they had a positive/negative medical test joke that reminded me of The Office joke when Michael thinks the diagnosis is bad when Kevin said the results were negative.

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There wasn’t a live Q&A so I can just tell you what he said. He said he only got a cut from the seller and never the buyer. And those that were are “double dipping”.

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Daniel Tosh had a car broker on his podcast and he says you're a sucka if you pay the broker. He said in his 45 years of doing it he only took commission from the seller.

I didn't even know those were a thing.

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Ridiculous.

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He didn't mention that as a possibility, even when I offered one.

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Just got off the phone with a friend of mine who's been diagnosed with kidney cancer. He started off with permission for us to still use our joke of saying "kidneys" while pointing to our head whenever we both say the same smart thing. (it's based off an Aggie joke)

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Yeah, honestly I have a hard time with too much ricotta, so cottage cheese is a hard no.

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I was high yo.

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Feel like green bell peppers would overwhelm everything else going on in breakfast gravy the same way they overwhelm everything else they get included in. "Foods/flavors that overtake all others" would be a good topic. I don't like when maple syrup is added to anything that isn't meant to...

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It's definitely not a Seger dig. I just really hate that song.

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On one of our family vacations, my wife and I were in the kitchen chatting with my BIL. My nephew ran in the room and did a slide similar to the one Tom Cruise did in Risky Business. My BIL points and yells "TOM CRUISE! ALL THE RIGHT MOVES!" which since 2019 has been an inside joke between...

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Wasn't The Outsiders kinda officially the start of that?

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Dammit chedda!!!!

Picked the same photo and everything.

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For my Grateful Dead fans.

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Do you capitalize the first word after an abbreviation?

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Yeah, rumors are starting to fly around about the school telling the kids or not. They are literally getting out of school right now, and we haven't received an actual e-mail from the school yet, so I hope they didn't tell the kids without telling us they told them.

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Steve of phpBB wrote: ↑Thu May 23, 2024 11:35 am Okay, people who are 58 shouldn't die from falling in the shower.

I hope drugs were involved. Or at least others in the shower.

I don't think the brain cares how old you are if you hit your head hard enough. Isn't that how Bob Saget died?

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Sounds like it wasn't in front of the kids, but just barely. She apparently had gone back in after bus duty at the end of the day and started coughing up blood, and they think she had passed before ever leaving the school.

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Yeah, we don't know yet. I texted a friend whose daughter also goes there to see if he had heard and his response implied he knew what happened, so waiting on more info. We're friends with so many teachers up there that I'm sure we'll get the info soon enough. Just can't imagine the mood up there to...

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We occasionally receive e-mails from our girls' schools about the presence of EMT on campus for an unspecified reason (if it's a student, they say the student's parents have already been contacted) in case they mention it after school. We got one yesterday from the elementary and I thought nothing o...

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"Why didn't I think of that?"

- Paul Pierce, probably

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OK, I think I know what I did. You should have them now.

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I sent mine via PM earlier today.

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Entertaining myself thinking of the exact moment when Snyder came to the realization. Like was he watching the movie and expecting the pivot to happen at any time and then got all the way to the credits and was like WTF? Or did he realize it earlier and just fumed throughout it? Fun stuff! https://...

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I'd be curious for an update once you do. I have a huge problem going back and listening to bands that influenced bands I like because its hard to reorder what came out when in my brain. I can't reverse X sounds like Y to the proper Y sounds like X. In general, this is a good explanation as to why ...

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I feel like not much is made about the unique timeframe WNBA rookies have to adjust to when joining the league. They’ve played November-March their whole lives and then have to start playing professionally in May two months after their college careers end.

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I don’t mind them passing that fee onto me, just don’t make it a minimum purchase thing.

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I’ll go look at a $90 t-shirt in his honor tomorrow.

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XANDER!

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This is legit the most stressed I’ve been about a shot in a long time. Love Xander, but how the fuck is he going to have a good shot here?

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This is an awesome ending.

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David

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I still remember how despondent mister d was after this.

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Man it sounded like some dumb fuck yelled during Collin’s swing on 18, even though no one mentioned it.

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Ryan wrote: ↑Sat May 18, 2024 7:44 am OJ, the Knicks, the Rangers, and Lisa Loeb. Some things never change

The Rockets did.

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Alan Jackson 69’d way down yonder by the Chatahoochie.

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