The Swamp

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sancarlos wrote: ↑Wed May 29, 2024 1:21 pm Brian can play the Jerry Reed character in the re-make. Not sure which Swamper is the best Bandit.

I mean I've done several solo road trips from Texas to California without a single ticket, so I'll volunteer.

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A_B wrote: ↑Wed May 29, 2024 10:02 am
Giff wrote: ↑Wed May 29, 2024 9:51 am

I saw him in Santa Cruz one time and he was fantastic. You'll enjoy it.
At the KPIG swine and soiree dance?

I wore a baseball cap and khaki pants for sure.

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With the winds the way they were yesterday, I don't think many of those behind them would have wanted to drive at that time. I mean, look at the highway in front of them. When I saw it coming in from my office, I ran out to get food before it hit. It started when I was a stoplight away from the offi...

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Finished isaacs storm traveling and starting happy go lucky by David Sedaris on ride home tomorrow. Isaacs storm was solid but Erik Larson got better with later books. Bought tix to see Sedaris in person later this year. Figure I ought to treat writers like him like bands and support on these types...

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Why the fuck are they reviewing the clock when the Mavs are down 5 and at best there are .2 seconds left.

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Hard disagree. That was such a minor altercation that it should have never gone to review in the first place.

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Yup I’m crying.

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This needs to be streamed.

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Yup.

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Yup.

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I’ve only heard it a handful of times in the 35 times I’ve seen them. The first time was in San Antonio when I got to go for free because of a story I don’t tell very often.

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That is awesome!! My favorite DMB song.

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Grayson Murray, PGA winner. Suicide. Damn. Is someone reporting that? That seemed most likely but I hadn’t seen it confirmed. So very tragic. Yeah there was a statement released on behalf of his parents. https://twitter.com/pgatour/status/1794746060742762924?s=46&t=EdpTprpQO3rfEylO6Sg45A

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Giff wrote: ↑Sun May 26, 2024 9:11 am Grayson Murray, PGA winner.

Suicide. Damn.

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Grayson Murray, PGA winner.

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This is hysterical.

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Re: Band of Horses

Thanks mister d!

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Can’t wait to hate you via social media for the next two weeks.

Have a blast!!

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Gotta tell you the first time losing my shit in a local bar when a team from New York won a game was a weird experience.

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govmentchedda wrote: ↑Fri May 24, 2024 5:29 pm When you figure out how to not stress about your kids, share the secret with me.

I have to admit I haven’t looked that far ahead and now that’s fun to look forward to.

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brian wrote: ↑Fri May 24, 2024 4:51 pm Joel’s best song is Downeaster Alexa and I’ll never apologize for thinking that.

Don't act like you didn't start a fire with that hot take!

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Ugh, I can hear you getting fatter.

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I'm sure the joke has been done dozens of times in television history, but while watching Seinfeld re-runs earlier this week, I noticed they had a positive/negative medical test joke that reminded me of The Office joke when Michael thinks the diagnosis is bad when Kevin said the results were negative.

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There wasn’t a live Q&A so I can just tell you what he said. He said he only got a cut from the seller and never the buyer. And those that were are “double dipping”.

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Daniel Tosh had a car broker on his podcast and he says you're a sucka if you pay the broker. He said in his 45 years of doing it he only took commission from the seller.

I didn't even know those were a thing.

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Ridiculous.

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He didn't mention that as a possibility, even when I offered one.

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Just got off the phone with a friend of mine who's been diagnosed with kidney cancer. He started off with permission for us to still use our joke of saying "kidneys" while pointing to our head whenever we both say the same smart thing. (it's based off an Aggie joke)

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Yeah, honestly I have a hard time with too much ricotta, so cottage cheese is a hard no.

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I was high yo.

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Feel like green bell peppers would overwhelm everything else going on in breakfast gravy the same way they overwhelm everything else they get included in. "Foods/flavors that overtake all others" would be a good topic. I don't like when maple syrup is added to anything that isn't meant to...

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It's definitely not a Seger dig. I just really hate that song.

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On one of our family vacations, my wife and I were in the kitchen chatting with my BIL. My nephew ran in the room and did a slide similar to the one Tom Cruise did in Risky Business. My BIL points and yells "TOM CRUISE! ALL THE RIGHT MOVES!" which since 2019 has been an inside joke between...

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Wasn't The Outsiders kinda officially the start of that?

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Dammit chedda!!!!

Picked the same photo and everything.

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For my Grateful Dead fans.

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Do you capitalize the first word after an abbreviation?

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Yeah, rumors are starting to fly around about the school telling the kids or not. They are literally getting out of school right now, and we haven't received an actual e-mail from the school yet, so I hope they didn't tell the kids without telling us they told them.

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Steve of phpBB wrote: ↑Thu May 23, 2024 11:35 am Okay, people who are 58 shouldn't die from falling in the shower.

I hope drugs were involved. Or at least others in the shower.

I don't think the brain cares how old you are if you hit your head hard enough. Isn't that how Bob Saget died?

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