The Swamp

Giff

Fuck Greg Abbott. I want him to die in a way that causes the most suffering. I really want someone to simply knock over his wheelchair. Then he gets hit by a train. Train is too quick. A slow moving one. Where it drags him for 100s of miles into west Texas. And he dies from bleeding out and dehydra...

Giff

More like a rocket in the pocket.

Giff

Well if he's like me, he might've told the cop to fuck off.

Giff

travzilla wrote: ↑Fri May 17, 2024 7:30 am So I've seen one tweet saying he was released and was given a new tee time (around 10am) and one tweet saying he's been charged with 2nd degree assault of a police officer and reckless driving (pun!), so who knows what's going on.

He's definitely been booked. There's a mug shot and everything!

Giff

If he really didn't stop while the cop was holding his car, then that's dumb. It looks like a misunderstanding, but jeez. And then to not roll down window immediately? I dunno, seems like some entitled shit exacerbated by the fact he was at the course and probably figured he was in the clear. Yeah ...

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So was he released? The article isn't clear on that.

Giff

Maybe I should start a “Food Crimes” thread but this works. I actually enjoy a lot of leftovers cold. (Never pizza if I can help it). I’m fine with cold pasta, wings, etc… Tonight I had some leftover Deep Indian Kitchen vegetable samosas. Really tasty on its own, but I dipped one in some blue chees...

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Johnnie wrote: ↑Thu May 16, 2024 8:25 pm
Giff wrote: ↑Thu May 16, 2024 7:52 pm Fuck Greg Abbott. I want him to die in a way that causes the most suffering.
I really want someone to simply knock over his wheelchair.

Then he gets hit by a train.

Train is too quick.

Giff

Fuck Greg Abbott. I want him to die in a way that causes the most suffering.

Giff

Giff

Scottie didn't even have to putt on his first hole after becoming a Dad.

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The Sybian wrote: ↑Wed May 15, 2024 3:08 pm
L-Jam3 wrote: ↑Wed May 15, 2024 8:12 am For the record, I don't eat ass.
Clearly you aren't taking her hint.

Yeah I was about to say.

Giff

I think it's a fantastic idea. Biden sounds like Einstein when compared to Trump trying to answer an actual question.

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Ravens fans getting the "Are You Still Watching" somewhere around mid-third quarter.

Giff

YIL that Chris Griffin's middle name is Cross.

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HaulCitgo wrote: ↑Tue May 14, 2024 4:45 pm You got today in three? Very well done. 6 here

3 here too. My second guess had one letter amiss.

Giff

Yup, absolutely noticed that.

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mister d wrote: ↑Mon May 13, 2024 4:58 pm My oldest has independently found Beach House. This is the best day of my life.

They were recording their new album at the same time last month and at the same studio outside El Paso as Vandoliers.

Giff

A teacher at our kids’ future high school was arrested today for possession of child pornography which is obviously awful in and of itself. Turns out his wife is the head principal at another high school in town, and my buddy who’s now an AP has worked with both of them in the past. I can’t even ima...

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Meanwhile, the fleecing of the Nets, thanks to the Harden trade, continues. And will until 2027!

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An idiot who blames the left for why nothing on network TV is funny anymore?

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The actual lyrics of “Slam” by the hip hop group Onyx.

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Best new track on the new Kings of Leon which is actually pretty good.

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Haha, my best friend's name is Sean. I've been giving him shit about it for 42 years now.

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What a stupid way to spell Shawn.

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Let the boys be boys.

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That dude sounded like he got stabbed.

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Headed to DFW Saturday with one of my oldest friends to catch Vandoliers and Sam Morrow at some free concert series they put on in Arlington during the summer. Bringing home my wife’s favorite meal ever (fried chicken from Babe’s Chicken Dinner) for a Mother’s Day dinner. It was her idea for me to ...

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Headed to DFW Saturday with one of my oldest friends to catch Vandoliers and Sam Morrow at some free concert series they put on in Arlington during the summer. Bringing home my wife’s favorite meal ever (fried chicken from Babe’s Chicken Dinner) for a Mother’s Day dinner. It was her idea for me to g...

Giff

I only watched the one that I think started the reboot in 2010, but it seems like anyone I’ve talked to that have watched the new ones says they’re pretty great.

Giff

If it had tracking it had a printed label and if it had a printed label it would have a USPS- validated address and thus would not be ‘illegible’ at all. Also, it all likely gets sorted via barcode and the only person who would ever read the printed address is the last guy in the chain dropping it ...

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Shirley wrote: ↑Thu May 09, 2024 4:09 pm How would getting her mailing address be a scam? That's not exactly secret information.

It's not the address part, but the phone number part.

Giff

Went to urgent care a couple weeks ago because it turns out it really hurts when you kick a chair, and today they sent me an e-mail with the subject "TWO SPECIAL GIFTS FOR MOTHER'S DAY ON SUNDAY!" Sure I shared this a couple years ago but I had stood up and my leg was asleep so I started ...

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Went to urgent care a couple weeks ago because it turns out it really hurts when you kick a chair, and today they sent me an e-mail with the subject "TWO SPECIAL GIFTS FOR MOTHER'S DAY ON SUNDAY!"

Giff

Yeah aside from NLFC's spot-on comment about having to procure chairs early, I found it pretty easy to avoid the other masses of humans. We went with family in 2016 and we had a whole spot set-up in one of the random bars that was basically our base for the week.

Giff

We're itching to do another cruise. I've only been on two, but they were both great times aside from the first night on my first cruise skirting Hurricane Katrina and I thought we were going to capsize.

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The original still stands as the best movie I’ve ever seen in the theatre while eating a rack of lamb from Outback. I mean I just professed my fondness for the original but I feel like if you had tried just a little over the past 28 years you could have topped that. We also stole one of those huge ...

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I’m pretty sure no one wins when someone is bringing up a three-month-old post about the cost of how we watch shows through our televisions.

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