The Swamp

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The right always likes to complain about censorship, but I thought this was a free-market capitalist country, so isn't that just an opportunity? The solution -- Fox News should produce their own "right-wing" comedy show to compete with Saturday Night Live. Mike Huckabee could be an execut...

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I just reread this piece by Patton Oswalt about comedy, heckler, joke-stealing, and rape jokes. He makes a lot of great points and ties it all together nicely. TT, you might find it helpful (or not!) as you get your career going. http://www.pattonoswalt.com/index.cfm?page=spew&id=167 I meant to...

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There was no comedy in the podcast! It was two racist white dude good ol' boys making racist comments against Asian people and their culture. But no. The white guys are victims here because his new employer noped out and saved face. Ugh. Jesus. I feel like you gotta be willing to pay for what you s...

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I wrote a really fucking good R Kelly joke and tried it for the first time and it fucking killed. Small victories. Video on my facebook if anybody wants to see it. It was only a 6 minute guest spot but man that was a fucking fun one

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Bill Burr's stand up was great. "If women were in charge there would be no war. ... And evidently no due process either." That was the punchline to his #MeToo bit. And his male feminist stuff was hilarious too. I thought he had some moments that were really well done and some flat ones. I...

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Shirley wrote: ↑Tue Sep 10, 2019 10:48 pm
Johnnie wrote: ↑Tue Sep 10, 2019 4:08 pm This is awesome:

Damn, Hasan. That was fantastic.

It was awesome to listen to, and then awesome to see the shitstorm posting it on fb caused. Love this video

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Nonlinear FC wrote: ↑Fri Sep 06, 2019 11:22 am
TT2.0 wrote: ↑Fri Sep 06, 2019 9:18 am
Nonlinear FC wrote: ↑Fri Sep 06, 2019 9:03 am Good shit, TT.

That room, tho. Jesus.
how so? Normal room for me
Having two TVs behind you... Seems super distracting. You did great in that setting.

thanks. it feels like I'm still rushing delivery and went one for 3 on new jokes I tried

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Nonlinear FC wrote: ↑Fri Sep 06, 2019 9:03 am Good shit, TT.

That room, tho. Jesus.

how so? Normal room for me

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Comedy Central doing a roast of alec Baldwin on September 15th

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Goddamn, TT! You are really coming along! I love seeing new takes on a bit I heard before. You took on the geriatric cunnilingus premise from a different angle. If you were doing an hour, I think you could mine that for a solid 10 minutes. I'd love to see the progression of a bit from a top tier co...

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Appreciate it. you've been helping me with my tech shit since like 2008 johnnie

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If one of you can give me a quick reminder on how to get a 34mb video onto the swamp I will post my set from last night, otherwise, its on fb if any of you have any interest.

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tennbengal wrote: ↑Sun Sep 01, 2019 5:48 am making Andrew Dice Clay a role model is a choice.

Absolutely. Everything is not meant for everyone. As long as you are willing to take whatever comes from making that choice, then its your choice. If the jokes really aren't funny nobody will come see the comedy and it will go away anyway

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So thoughtless, shock comedy that requires a victim, because the audience demands it? And then rationalizing that people shouldn’t feel the way they do because as a comedian you don’t mean a thing? Huh. You are responsible for your own feelings. be a victim or dont, but I'm not going to change what...

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TT, the issue is when you say “you go to laugh”. If the “you” is someone who lives their life as a target and the jokes are nothing more than “trans is both and yuck!” and it kills, what’s the message and is that one you want to stand behind? A good standup can make everyone laugh together without ...

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So when are we going to do this about TT? I just could not disagree any harder with most of the things you guys are saying, throwing around phrases like, this word is verboten, this subject is sensitive, you should never be hurtful, and he has a responsibility to grow as a comedian. God willing, yo...

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So when are we going to do this about TT? I just could not disagree any harder with most of the things you guys are saying, throwing around phrases like, this word is verboten, this subject is sensitive, you should never be hurtful, and he has a responsibility to grow as a comedian. God willing, yo...

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Someone is calling me a hypocrite for encouraging people to stay sober while still smoking pot. Just fuck people sometimes.

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https://i.imgur.com/oU2WPnD.jpg Look what TT did. Truly touched. Just wait till TT is big enough to headline the fundraiser show....I am sure his material will do great with the donor crowd. "I ate out Rick's gramma for 2 Vikes and a piece of cobbler. Give generously." you were at my show...

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bfj wrote: ↑Thu Aug 22, 2019 8:17 am Ladies and Gentlemen, Andrew Vikes Clay!

holy shit that was amazing

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I feel like the only reason I get away with all of the shit I talk is because you guys know I actually really do care. Felt nice to be able to know I used a birthday to maybe help some people instead of doing a bunch of drunk and druggie stuff. Sincerely, it was my pleasure

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DSafetyGuy wrote: ↑Fri Aug 16, 2019 6:37 pm
Johnny Carwash wrote: ↑Fri Aug 16, 2019 11:40 amStill trying to figure out how DSafe has a higher pitching WAR than TT or chedda.
My FIP is 4.01 while cheddar is 4.24, TT 4.38. My ERA is 4.76, so I am getting significantly worse results than how I have pitched (their ERAs are pretty close).

Oh FIP off

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brian wrote: ↑Sat Aug 17, 2019 9:10 pm Something like Linkin Park or Limp Bizkit would arguably be worse but Sublime is horrible.

I don't know why you are coming for 12 year old me's taste in music so hard, but from the bottom of my heart go fuck yourself brian

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You know, I've been decent...as...Giff's bitch... Bench me. Please, I can;t take the weekly embarrassment. You've actually been decent since the start of June. TT2.0 is going public with his demands that you immediately place him on steroids Still trying to figure out how DSafe has a higher pitchin...

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TT2.0 is going public with his demands that you immediately place him on steroids

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I try to treat everyone equally. Kids are people too. Same with overly aggressive mentally ill people. I don't weigh enough to hurt anyone, and it makes a compelling life lesson for the little ones

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your kid hits me, I hit your kid. Other than that, parent how you want to.

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bfj wrote: ↑Mon Aug 12, 2019 8:01 pm
A_B wrote: ↑Mon Aug 12, 2019 7:59 pm Shut the fuck up rass. Only real swampers know what swamping right looks like.

You’re funny. Don’t text me.

"Things women say to me after comedy shows"

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Two people shot dead on a freeway I take to work every morning today and a guy arrested with a gun and intent at a mall 13 minutes from my home. In the words of Phil Hellmuth, I'm dodging bullets baby

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govmentchedda wrote: ↑Thu Aug 08, 2019 12:24 am Is he still wearing the reptile lenses?

that was Greg raymer

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Spent 4 hours in a tournament next to Chris Moneymaker yesterday and the end result was Chris moneymaker is now a fan of both my poker ability and my particular brand of comedy. also outlasted him in that tournament (6th vs. 11th) which was nice. cool guy. I like people who are willing to talk shit.

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I hope you do too. I think he does angry funny better than just about anyone. sincerely jealous

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- TT2.0 has been the tough-luck pitcher of the year, taking a comfortable lead into the 8th in his last two starts only to see it quickly wiped out by the bullpen. Guys, stop blowing his leads like the other team has a McDonald's sweet tea!

made my morning.

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Definitely a mouse in the house. I put some poison out where no one/thing/dog else can get it, and traps over night the last few nights. This morning the first two I checked were empty and the bait was gone. The third trap was missing completely! I checked around a bit and couldn’t find it, and pon...

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done.

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If you wrote 28 across for me, I'm touched.

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I had a really good six minute set where I was trying out a new joke Tuesday night. If any of you want to watch it, message me on facebook, because I only have it in a format that with transfer there. I can't save it any other way.

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306 Pills Per Person Per Year Washington Post reports on a town in Virginia where the Walmart alone sold 3.5 million pills in a 6 year span. There are 4,000 people in this town. CVS lagged behind with 1.3 million. at my high point i was responsible for about 1200 a month. Those numbers seem. right ...

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Damn, that's something I never thought of. Freshman year of college. Looked it up, the county I grew up in (in Indiana) is currently 88% white. Higher than I thought, I know our high school was more mixed than that. But on further consideration... I suspect it was just my school's district that had...

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Im sorry, Ive literally been exhausted all day. I spent probably 120 hours on that 10 min. I had my crowd in the building. I killed that room. I try to undersell on fb because houston comedy is politics and being the guy that pumps up other comics is just better for me both on an ego level and as a ...

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