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- Wed Apr 10, 2013 8:20 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Television (no longer temporary)
- Replies: 6295
- Views: 387750
Re: Christian Shows
I could not think of too many. Touched by an Angel, mentioned above. Joan of Arcadia. Highway to Heaven. Father Murphy. The Flying Nun. And, of course, Morel Orel/Davy and Goliath. That's all I got. Does Amen count? This just shows what happens when you let the goddamned Jews run the media!
- Wed Apr 10, 2013 2:07 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: If you could do college all over, what would you study?
- Replies: 89
- Views: 4490
Re: If you could do college all over, what would you study?
My father gave me some good advice I should have listened to. Should have become a pharmacist. Decent pay, abundant jobs, easy work and jobs not going anywhere. My late brother was a pharmacist. He liked it but said that the drawback was that there was an oversupply of pharmacists relative to the n...
- Wed Apr 10, 2013 1:22 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: If you could do college all over, what would you study?
- Replies: 89
- Views: 4490
Re: If you could do college all over, what would you study?
My father gave me some good advice I should have listened to. Should have become a pharmacist. Decent pay, abundant jobs, easy work and jobs not going anywhere. They need you for the degree and to answer some people's questions. I am somewhat interested in pharmacology and drug interactions, but sta...
- Wed Apr 10, 2013 12:20 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Guns: Infinity
- Replies: 1441
- Views: 71067
Re: Guns: Infinity
How many damned Gingers are we harboring in this place?Jerloma wrote:Only a ginger can call another ginger, ginger.rass wrote:Ginger!!!
- Wed Apr 10, 2013 12:16 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Ridiculous Things You Read On Facebook
- Replies: 2496
- Views: 227388
Re: Ridiculous Things You Read On Facebook
Dude, you gotta post that on FB. I'm FB friends with a few gays and others that would be offended because I made Bill Gates say fag, and I don't want to deal with it. You are also FB friends with a couple of homeless dudes who may get offended, and some guys you need to worry about actually followi...
- Wed Apr 10, 2013 11:51 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Spring Thaw Reading Thread
- Replies: 228
- Views: 16105
Re: Spring Thaw Reading Thread
Reading The Boys From Brazil. Really fast moving and enjoyable thus far, about halfway through. Been meaning to read this book for a long time.
- Wed Apr 10, 2013 10:10 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Godless III - Completing The Trinity
- Replies: 2283
- Views: 226790
Re: Godless III - Completing The Trinity
Greatest idea ever. I say we lock Scottie and SLolz in a basement together until they complete the script.Johnnie wrote:You 2 really need to be in a buddy comedy together.
- Tue Apr 09, 2013 10:05 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Godless III - Completing The Trinity
- Replies: 2283
- Views: 226790
Re: Godless III - Completing The Trinity
With my son, we decided we wouldn't do it, but it ended up being moot because he was born with hypospadias and needed an operation when he was just a couple months old. Interesting, according to wiki it is the second most common genital birth defect in males. Never heard of it, but I guess that is ...
- Tue Apr 09, 2013 3:34 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: "Accidental Racist" ... a real song
- Replies: 88
- Views: 6012
Re: "Accidental Racist" ... a real song
Of course. His whole neighborhood does. How do you think they kept property values so high?rass wrote:Did you keep it flying while the house was on the market?AB_skin_test wrote:I fly a confederate flag at my house because I really like state's rights.
- Tue Apr 09, 2013 1:34 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Learn Something Random Every Day Thoughts
- Replies: 3481
- Views: 237156
Re: Learn Something Random Every Day Thoughts
Broken condom last night. I feel betrayed. A balloon blowing contest? Not a big deal. It goes *pop* but smart balloon blowing contest contestants wear protective glasses (let's hope such eyewear, too, was not defective). i love how selma is looking at rass's statement in rass's post above. eta: wro...
- Tue Apr 09, 2013 8:49 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Annette Funicello
- Replies: 7
- Views: 1011
Re: Annette Funicello
You mean she would get it now. She wasn't remotely cute until she was older.Johnnie wrote:Jodie Sweetin would get it. Still.
(I know the rules, but I'm at work. Half of Google Image search is blocked here.)
- Tue Apr 09, 2013 8:48 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: "Accidental Racist" ... a real song
- Replies: 88
- Views: 6012
Re: "Accidental Racist" ... a real song
Paisley: "Despite acknowledging that I'm actually aware of the pain this symbol I like to wear can cause you, thus negating my claims of accidental racism, I want to continue wearing it. In return, I won't judge you for wearing a completely inoffensive article of clothing that a lot of white p...
- Mon Apr 08, 2013 8:46 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Annette Funicello
- Replies: 7
- Views: 1011
Re: Annette Funicello
According to Google, you outed yourself as a devotee of Full House. Nice work.Johnnie wrote:Random memory from my subconscious:
Seeing a movie with a character saying "Annette Funny Jello!"
No idea the rhyme or reason for this memory.
- Mon Apr 08, 2013 8:24 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Godless III - Completing The Trinity
- Replies: 2283
- Views: 226790
Re: Godless III - Completing The Trinity
Pope Klozmodius knows how to steal the good stuff from the internet way better that the previous, dumber, less tech savvy Popes. That's why you don't see German Goo Girls Anal Piss Gangbang and Japanese Futanari Hermie Shemale Un-Pixelated porn on that list. Because Pope Klozmodius knows how to use...
- Mon Apr 08, 2013 8:23 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Margaret Thatcher
- Replies: 48
- Views: 3789
Re: Margaret Thatcher
Did you know that something like 5500 new laws were enacted by Blair that defined certain words, speech, as "crime"? Do you even think about such things? That is to say, merely expressing one's opinion is enough to ruin one's life. That's tyranny in its purest form. That's what happened t...
- Mon Apr 08, 2013 8:08 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Godless III - Completing The Trinity
- Replies: 2283
- Views: 226790
Re: Godless III - Completing The Trinity
I'm calling BS. That is a lot of female names in those porn flicks.Jerloma wrote:There are some interesting movies being pirated from The Vatican...
Who knows German? Can you interpret that for us?
- Mon Apr 08, 2013 7:40 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: "Accidental Racist" ... a real song
- Replies: 88
- Views: 6012
Re: "Accidental Racist" ... a real song
Brad Paisley also performed the song that should be the theme song for a few swampers And no, it's not Alcohol. Care to let the rest of us in on your joke/reference? As for DoucheRugby, he may have gone off in the Katrina Thread, but he came back after that. I joined shortly after Katrina and got i...
- Mon Apr 08, 2013 3:38 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Margaret Thatcher
- Replies: 48
- Views: 3789
Re: Margaret Thatcher
What else is he supposed to put in the barrel of your branches? Come here, big fella. I think you just need a hug.Scottie wrote:Don't bring daisies to a tree fight, son.Jerloma wrote:No, that would be a threat to our religion.Scottie wrote:Bring it on, you tree-hugging bastards!
- Mon Apr 08, 2013 3:26 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Learn Something Random Every Day Thoughts
- Replies: 3481
- Views: 237156
Re: Learn Something Random Every Day Thoughts
Broken condom last night. I feel betrayed. I was walking into CVS the other day and saw a a sign (single sheet of paper with, typed in 9 or 10 font) with 5 or 6 items recalled. One of them being a specific model of condoms. What a horrible product to have a recall on. The worst, right? Be it pregna...
- Mon Apr 08, 2013 3:03 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Margaret Thatcher
- Replies: 48
- Views: 3789
Re: Margaret Thatcher
It sounds like Scottie making an overt threat against a political party to me! Get him, boys!Scottie wrote:T'ar Mack a Dem sounds more like reggae.
Or Gaelic.
- Mon Apr 08, 2013 1:31 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Ridiculous Things You Read On Facebook
- Replies: 2496
- Views: 227388
Re: Ridiculous Things You Read On Facebook
Uncle Sam is a Slumlord.P.D.X. wrote:"Government-owned tenements"?
- Mon Apr 08, 2013 1:20 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Ridiculous Things You Read On Facebook
- Replies: 2496
- Views: 227388
Re: Ridiculous Things You Read On Facebook
Professor Joseph Olson of Hamline University School of Law , St. Paul , Minnesota , points out some INTERESTING FACTS CONCERNING THE PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION: Number of States won by: Democrats: 19 Republicans: 29 Square miles of land won by: Democrats: 580,000 Republicans: 2,427,000 Population of cou...
- Mon Apr 08, 2013 12:37 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: The Important Sounds of Things Falling Apart
- Replies: 1194
- Views: 57387
Re: The Important Sounds of Things Falling Apart
Wow, that story looks really long... What about him?
- Mon Apr 08, 2013 11:09 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Margaret Thatcher
- Replies: 48
- Views: 3789
Re: Margaret Thatcher
Ha! When the PT Cruiser first came out, I was given one by a rental company. Besides being embarrassed driving it, it was the worst car ever. Changing lanes was the worst, as their was a metal post right in the mirror blind spot, so you couldn't see even if you turned your head to look. Sucked balls...
- Mon Apr 08, 2013 10:37 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Images (now possibly NSFW)
- Replies: 2148
- Views: 293669
Re: Images (now possibly NSFW)
I'll go on the 'Murica diet for a year to really make it a spectacle for you.Johnnie wrote:Eww.
- Mon Apr 08, 2013 10:29 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Margaret Thatcher
- Replies: 48
- Views: 3789
Re: Margaret Thatcher
Any company that greenlighted the PT Cruiser and the HHR should have gone out of business. Ha! When the PT Cruiser first came out, I was given one by a rental company. Besides being embarrassed driving it, it was the worst car ever. Changing lanes was the worst, as their was a metal post right in t...
- Mon Apr 08, 2013 10:25 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Margaret Thatcher
- Replies: 48
- Views: 3789
Re: Margaret Thatcher
My gf's dad thought she was awesome, so she probably like crushed unions and told people to get a job and stuff. I don't know a thing about her either, other than she was BFFs with Reagan and they rode horses once. This, and I like Shrew's post as well. She was Reagan in a skirt and a dour attitude...
- Mon Apr 08, 2013 10:16 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Bathroom Etiquette
- Replies: 266
- Views: 16298
Re: Bathroom Etiquette
I'd call Shrute Farms about that.Sabo wrote:Is there a color code for a slightly reddish-pink hue because you ate a bunch of beets the day before?
- Mon Apr 08, 2013 10:02 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Bathroom Etiquette
- Replies: 266
- Views: 16298
Re: Bathroom Etiquette
Perfect. If he wins, give the prize money to the runner up. You gotta pay to play.rass wrote:And he'll win the pool if Michigan wins tonight.rass wrote:Fucker still hasn't paid me.
- Mon Apr 08, 2013 10:01 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Images (now possibly NSFW)
- Replies: 2148
- Views: 293669
Re: Images (now possibly NSFW)
Next time you are in NJ, I'll heckle you.Johnnie wrote:I can't wait to be heckled by topless protestors.
- Sun Apr 07, 2013 9:02 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Learn Something Random Every Day Thoughts
- Replies: 3481
- Views: 237156
Re: Learn Something Random Every Day Thoughts
I don't have a baby, but I know where to get one.Square Rob wrote:I would totally punch a baby in the mouth for a Klondike bar right now.
- Fri Apr 05, 2013 9:07 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Temporary K-Pop
- Replies: 276
- Views: 24755
Re: Temporary K-Pop
I'm confused, the Korean's minds are blown as to how vulgar American pop culture is because K-Pop is so cutesy and watered down? Or are the non-Korean civilians shocked that the cutesy K-Pop lyrics, while seemingly cutesy and childish, are actually explicit when translated? Maybe I'm mixing a coupl...
- Thu Apr 04, 2013 9:00 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Rock Em Sock Em Techno or Grape Jam?
- Replies: 7
- Views: 1724
Re: Rock Em Sock Em Techno or Grape Jam?
You can't make me choose one Don Cherry video over another. I'd lean techno, but Kwi-bek and the Euro insult made it impossible to choose. Damn I miss Hockey Night in Canada. Probably what I miss most about college is Canadian TV.
- Thu Apr 04, 2013 8:36 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Roger Ebert
- Replies: 19
- Views: 1562
Re: Roger Ebert
I highly recommend watching his TED talk on YouTube from a couple of years ago. It is extremely poignant. Mainly focuses on the loss of his ability to speak. Some of the stuff he wrote after his cancer was was mind blowing. Incredibly heartfelt, touching and intelligent. Plus he dated Oprah and ess...
- Thu Apr 04, 2013 8:29 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Bathroom Etiquette
- Replies: 266
- Views: 16298
Re: Bathroom Etiquette
Shocking*Brontoburglar wrote:I just don't go in public places
*Please note that this should be read with extreme sarcasm.
- Thu Apr 04, 2013 8:24 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Temporary K-Pop
- Replies: 276
- Views: 24755
Re: Temporary K-Pop
There was interest in Lee Hi in the previous K-Pop thread. Here's her new song. I can't believe she broke up with a giant male Hello Kitty character dressed as a late 1980's Compton thug. That song sounded so similar to something I can't quite place, Janis Joplin, maybe. I find that with a lot of K...
- Thu Apr 04, 2013 8:14 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Temporary K-Pop
- Replies: 276
- Views: 24755
Re: Temporary K-Pop
I actually had a real discussion about K-Pop with non-Korean civilians and it's weird how the pipeline for this stuff works. Not to mention they are all teachers at universities or otherwise. So not only are they teaching Koreans English -- at times using American pop culture for help with our idio...
- Thu Apr 04, 2013 3:04 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: NOTE: (Now Renamed News and Announcements)
- Replies: 190
- Views: 68769
Re: NOTE: (Now Renamed News and Announcements)
Why wait?HDO45331 wrote:Thanks for everything, Scottie. After tax season, I'll have to get involved a little more.
- Thu Apr 04, 2013 9:15 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Ridiculous Things You Read On Facebook
- Replies: 2496
- Views: 227388
Re: Ridiculous Things You Read On Facebook
I'd tell them to move to Iran or North Korea if they prefer the domestic policies there.Grasspenis wrote:We need to start emulating North Korea!
How do people post this stuff with a straight face?
- Thu Apr 04, 2013 9:12 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Television (no longer temporary)
- Replies: 6295
- Views: 387750
Re: Temporary Television
I don't watch any of that shit. But if you're Fallon? Fuck, yeah, take the cash; it's NBA star money. And resign yourself that it's as far as your career is going to ever go, become immune to terrible generic sterilized network monologue "writing", learn to tune out the trained-seal laugh...