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- Wed Mar 20, 2013 3:54 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Swamp 6 Link Dump Extravaganza
- Replies: 1439
- Views: 110360
Re: Swamp 6 Link Dump Extravaganza
- Wed Mar 20, 2013 10:41 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: NCAA Tournament thread - Play-In games and Round of 64
- Replies: 278
- Views: 16555
Re: NCAA Tournament thread - Play-In games and Round of 64
Already pre-barfing. If I were anyone but me, I'd mock my level of investment in a play-in game. I can't decide how nervous I will be tomorrow. I should be nervous... this Missouri team could make the Final Four and it wouldn't be that much of a surprise given expectations and talent level. But it ...
- Wed Mar 20, 2013 8:03 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: The Official Swamp Dating Thread
- Replies: 2060
- Views: 110535
Re: The Official Swamp Dating Thread
39? You shoulda just whipped it out. maybe if you stopped using terms like "friend zone" she wouldn't think you were gay and would lick your balls. Yeah guys, Johnnie really puts the "demasculinized" in DMZ! Perhaps when dealing with these women, if you stopped concentrating so ...
Re: Deadspin
Um.......brian wrote:I thought this was going to be a thread about a Grantland article.
- Tue Mar 19, 2013 3:42 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: NBA Thread
- Replies: 127
- Views: 9531
Re: NBA Thread
I can't figure out which side of this argument the grass peener is on.
- Tue Mar 19, 2013 3:29 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: NBA Thread
- Replies: 127
- Views: 9531
Re: NBA Thread
With a tennis ball, I bet.Grasspenis wrote:AB_skin_test wrote:I hadn't seen the dunk, but dadgum his hands were 18 inches above the rim it looked like.
I used to do that in high school.
- Tue Mar 19, 2013 3:27 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: NBA Thread
- Replies: 127
- Views: 9531
Re: NBA Thread
I hadn't seen the dunk, but dadgum his hands were 18 inches above the rim it looked like.
- Tue Mar 19, 2013 3:01 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Learn Something Random Every Day Thoughts
- Replies: 3481
- Views: 233881
Re: Learn Something Random Every Day Thoughts
Duh.Jerloma wrote:What would be the first thing you do if you wake up tomorrow and you're the opposite sex? In our case...a girl.
be careful there.
- Tue Mar 19, 2013 2:11 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: NCAA meltdown thread
- Replies: 194
- Views: 13556
Re: NCAA meltdown thread
But the athetes get zero. Grad students get paid. Or is that your point? The athletes get a lot more than zero, if we're talking about recruited players in football and basketball at major sports universities. They get free tuition and most living expenses covered, as well as expert training in the...
- Tue Mar 19, 2013 1:46 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: The Official Swamp Dating Thread
- Replies: 2060
- Views: 110535
Re: The Official Swamp Dating Thread
Says our resident jersey designer.Grasspenis wrote:
Not going to be difficult with all of you fashholes.
- Tue Mar 19, 2013 1:45 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Conference Tourney Week 2013
- Replies: 66
- Views: 4540
Re: Conference Tourney Week 2013
He's gotta get this money, man. Gotta do him, keep it one hundred.
- Tue Mar 19, 2013 1:44 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: The Official Swamp Dating Thread
- Replies: 2060
- Views: 110535
Re: The Official Swamp Dating Thread
I don't think the male/female ratio is to our advantage if we want to get dates here. Yeah, especially considering our appalling low number of gay Swampers. We need to an incredibly sudden influx of bi-curiosity to sweep through this joint if this thread is ever going to go anywhere. We need more f...
- Tue Mar 19, 2013 1:42 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: NCAA meltdown thread
- Replies: 194
- Views: 13556
Re: NCAA meltdown thread
Well, you can't lump all your examples into one pile and not let me do it, too!
Indian lumper!
Indian lumper!
- Tue Mar 19, 2013 1:38 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: NFL meltdown thread: the slow two-minute drill to disaster
- Replies: 203
- Views: 14049
Re: NFL meltdown thread: the slow two-minute drill to disast
Rule proposal for RB initiating helmet contact
The guy who has had a long productive life after leaving the game early likes the rule. The guy who can barely form a sentence doesn't. Hmmmmmmm.
The guy who has had a long productive life after leaving the game early likes the rule. The guy who can barely form a sentence doesn't. Hmmmmmmm.
Re: Tea
I like Earl Grey with a bit of honey. I like sleepytime for evenings.
- Tue Mar 19, 2013 1:29 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: NCAA meltdown thread
- Replies: 194
- Views: 13556
Re: NCAA meltdown thread
The argument that the schools make big money off the labor of the athletes in two sports leaves me cold. Since when has this not been true in many areas of major universities? It's called "grad school" and "post-doc research." Particularly in the schools of medicine, business, e...
- Tue Mar 19, 2013 12:56 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Learn Something Random Every Day Thoughts
- Replies: 3481
- Views: 233881
Re: Learn Something Random Every Day Thoughts
I had my head shaved BEFORE my mom started losing her hair, so it looked like she was showing solidarity with people who don't like having to go get haircuts.
Re: Grantland
I don't know how grantland should feel about this new thread...
- Tue Mar 19, 2013 8:26 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: NBA Thread
- Replies: 127
- Views: 9531
NBA Thread
Can the Heat do it? ANd will it leave them on empty for the playoffs?
- Tue Mar 19, 2013 7:47 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: NOTE: (Now Renamed News and Announcements)
- Replies: 190
- Views: 68400
Re: NOTE: (Now Renamed News and Announcements)
Ima stay skin test.
- Mon Mar 18, 2013 11:09 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: NCAA Tournament thread - Play-In games and Round of 64
- Replies: 278
- Views: 16555
Re: NCAA Tournament thread - Play-In games and Round of 64
Belmont is my pick for double digit upset, personally.
For no reason other than it seems to fit. Pac 12 not impressive, Belmont team that got some late press for being good, etc.
For no reason other than it seems to fit. Pac 12 not impressive, Belmont team that got some late press for being good, etc.
- Mon Mar 18, 2013 8:12 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: What?? Are you drinking?
- Replies: 935
- Views: 43050
Re: What?? Are you drinking?
Why waste Bombay Sapphire with a dirty martini? The olive brine will dominate the flavor of most gins, so you might as well drink cheaper gin in a dirty martini. I've been putting about as much brine in as vermouth, which is to say about 3/4 of a teaspoon. No domination whatsoever. eta: You're conf...
- Fri Mar 15, 2013 4:39 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Temporary (Still?) Onion Thread
- Replies: 110
- Views: 10420
- Fri Mar 15, 2013 12:40 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Tech Support
- Replies: 908
- Views: 96173
Re: Tech Support
If you make individual PDFs of each, you should be able to combine them after the fact without issues.
As for the mouse, does it need to be cleaned? You can always put your cursor at the front of the first word of the paragraph, hold down shift and push the down arrow til to get past the paragraph.
As for the mouse, does it need to be cleaned? You can always put your cursor at the front of the first word of the paragraph, hold down shift and push the down arrow til to get past the paragraph.
- Fri Mar 15, 2013 12:28 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: The OFFICIAL Facepalm Thread
- Replies: 30
- Views: 2313
Re: The OFFICIAL Facepalm Thread
Nice traps. you been working out?Obas wrote:That look has become my standard appearance when performing work duties.Zlax46 wrote:Your avatar accompanies that paragraph perfectly.
- Fri Mar 15, 2013 10:30 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: NOTE: (Now Renamed News and Announcements)
- Replies: 190
- Views: 68400
Re: NOTE: Don't register your actual username (and other new
All I can thing of with your new username is The Dick Sucking Giant.The DSG wrote:It's the sixth version of the Swamp, what could go wrong?oilcanboyd wrote:Fuck, I registered with my normal username. Am I fucked?
- Fri Mar 15, 2013 9:26 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: NFL Free Agency
- Replies: 351
- Views: 28551
Re: NFL Free Agency
he thought he was on Yinzernation.comRyan the Temp wrote:I bet it's more like 95%
- Fri Mar 15, 2013 8:44 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: George Saunders Thread
- Replies: 18
- Views: 2240
Re: George Saunders Thread
First heard about Saunders at AWP this weekend. I love syfy and short stories. I'm told I will probably like Saunders. Cormac McCarthy like, right? Anyway, advice on where to start? I see no similarities to McCarthy in the one Saunders collection I have read. And I have read a lot of McCarthy. This...
- Fri Mar 15, 2013 7:35 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: NFL Free Agency
- Replies: 351
- Views: 28551
Re: NFL Free Agency
And for the record, I have nothing against the Amendola signing and I think it could turn out to be a good value for the production. However, the idea of writing off Welker and immediately shouting "upgrade!" seems quite premature and Patriotic. I'm hoping you used "patriotic" t...
- Fri Mar 15, 2013 7:33 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: George Saunders Thread
- Replies: 18
- Views: 2240
Re: George Saunders Thread
I may have to give up on Render Unto Rome. Getting really dull. And F you two for changing the topic on me and making me look like the jerk. No back to your literary cock sucking session. [off to find Saunders book on mp3 online....] Ooh man. I don't know how it will translate to audiobook. There a...
- Thu Mar 14, 2013 8:38 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: What?? Are you drinking?
- Replies: 935
- Views: 43050
What?? Are you drinking?
Jamesons.
- Thu Mar 14, 2013 2:58 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Who is missing?
- Replies: 132
- Views: 14565
Re: Who is missing?
We need to get Zumba, stat.
- Thu Mar 14, 2013 2:57 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Images (now possibly NSFW)
- Replies: 2145
- Views: 287972
Re: Images (now possibly NSFW)
Where's zumba when you need him?
- Thu Mar 14, 2013 1:22 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Learn Something Random Every Day Thoughts
- Replies: 3481
- Views: 233881
Re: Learn Something Random Every Day Thoughts
It's total fucking anarchy up in this mug since the Pope chose a previously unused name.ljam1.5 wrote:Alright. What the fuck? Is this the Random Thoughts and the Learn Something New Everyday threads combined? Fuck that.
- Thu Mar 14, 2013 1:13 pm
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: Images (now possibly NSFW)
- Replies: 2145
- Views: 287972
Re: Images (now possibly NSFW)
Eh. Shaving them and getitng them to hold still while you tattoo a set of tits on there is too burdensome an effort.Steve of phpBB wrote:I always just assumed that if you fucked a goat, you'd go from behind.
But what do I know?
- Thu Mar 14, 2013 11:09 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: NFL Free Agency
- Replies: 351
- Views: 28551
Re: NFL Free Agency
I'm the king of tempered expectations when it comes to football.bryan wrote:There's something to be said for consistency.AB_skin_test wrote:Status quo, baby! Unfortunately a terrible status, but still! Continuity!Ryan the Temp wrote:HOW ARE THE BROWNS AND LIONS DOING THESE DAYS ANYWAY!?!?!?!
- Thu Mar 14, 2013 11:00 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: NFL Free Agency
- Replies: 351
- Views: 28551
Re: NFL Free Agency
Status quo, baby! Unfortunately a terrible status, but still! Continuity!Ryan the Temp wrote:HOW ARE THE BROWNS AND LIONS DOING THESE DAYS ANYWAY!?!?!?!
- Thu Mar 14, 2013 10:22 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: NFL Free Agency
- Replies: 351
- Views: 28551
Re: NFL Free Agency
There are way more than 3-4 racist pats fans.bryan wrote:I'm just wondering how many Pats fans may have been casually watching a Rams game last year and saw Amendola doing his thing and thinking to themselves..."Damn, I wish that guy was a Patriot."
Three? Four?
- Thu Mar 14, 2013 9:56 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: POLL: Do we need the DB? (Please Vote)
- Replies: 38
- Views: 3595
Re: POLL: Do we need the DB? (Please Vote)
One more cryptic vote to read about Bronto's virginity I guess.Inanimate Carbon Rod wrote:If it's doable then why not?
- Thu Mar 14, 2013 9:08 am
- Forum: The Swamp
- Topic: NFL Free Agency
- Replies: 351
- Views: 28551
Re: NFL Free Agency
Clearly Amendola is grittier. Wait...wait...NOOOOOOOOOO