The Swamp

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I for one, am not going anywhere else because I have nowhere else to go. This is my only internet home, and I am too lazy to invest the time to build another home elsewhere, so everyone grow up, apologize and play nice.

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Wow, just finished the end of the Arsenal game. What a fucking finish!!!! Down 1-0 in the 83rd, and finish 3-1 to the good! I paused the game in the 73rd yesterday and spent the day in a funk assuming the worst or a tie at best. I will say, the far sideline assistant gave a bit of in this one. He ca...

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Bronto, in all honesty, I admire your willingness to grab that tiger by the tail. Seriously. I am in shock my comment of "this never would have happened if he had a gun." got thumbs downed. I am still shocked how many people expected you to write an article about the suicide as if a Yahoo...

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So an eight year old boy is one of the three currently dead. 115 injured, many with lost limbs. So sad. Anyone have word yet on motive? The Newtown angle is the only one folks seem to even remotely be connecting to. The early reports are that they're looking for a man who dropped backpacks into gar...

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Like some of you, I had a lot of friends in the race. Fortunately, none of my friends are physically fit, so I have nobody to worry about. I probably know people in attendance at the marathon, but I haven't seen or heard any mention of anyone missing, so I haven't given it much thought. Then again,...

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Scottie, thanks for your take on a culture I highly doubt I will ever experience, especially since it is rapidly dying out with the younger generations. First, I would think the rapid demise of the old culture is due to the time of the explosion in communication technology coupled with the rapid ris...

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I told off a parent a few weeks ago at chik-fil-a after their ~7 year old kid ran up to me and the 3 yr old in the playroom, burped in my face and then started laughing before he ran off. I also took the kids shoes and dropped them behind the bench. Never go to a chik-fil-a on a tuesday. Especially...

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Excellent work, Degen. Too bad it's just a 2 second clip with more clothes. Oh, well.

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Glad to see nobody opened the thread about Russian Family Incest Shows. I know a lot of Swampers were big fans of The Ivanovich Family Fuckfest on The Learning Channel, but you didn't fall for it. Good on you.

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Come on Bronto, why didn't you give us detail about the suicide? Surely you already uncovered the deceased's psychiatric medical history, ascertained his motives, interviewed his family etc... for the Yahoo! piece, right?This is all part of the Liberal Media Agenda. I'm surprised you didn't somehow ...

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In the lower left corner, you'll see some Korean writing. The top line says "Ah-boo-ruh Kuh-dah-boo-ruh" which I took (being proficient in Konglish) to mean "Abracadabra". And while I maintain that KPop is the noise equivalent of being shrunk with a ray-gun and being forced to l...

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bfj wrote:
cerrano wrote: Whew.
ill be sure to congratulate mrs. rass when she comes over to drop off the cookies.

"Hey,I smell your vagina is bleeding. Congrats."[/quote]

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Not as catchy or comically original as Gangnam Style , but still a solid effort. However, it needs more ladies doing this: http://i.minus.com/i8pnpnkI41KKQ.gif" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false; (File is nearly 5 MB. It's a gif of the main chick in the vid dancing.) If you're ...

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Whenever I travel in Europe (which is not at all recently) I always made it a point to try and NOT do what most of the other Americans were doing. Yelling in English at someone in Slovakia who speaks Slovak isn't going to make them understand English. Of course, like Scottie mentioned* the Brits we...

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10 Things Most Americans Don’t Know About America This guy nails it. Completely and totally. I'm so mad I didn't read this last year, but I'm thankful a friend just posted it on Facebook. Read it. It's worth the time to. Throughout history, every dominant civilization eventually collapsed because i...

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I wonder how many OB/GYN's practice circumcisions. I trust the experts. I'm gonna guess all of them. I would guess that most perform an average of one or more per day. I watched my kids get circumcised. They were both less than 1 day old and it only took a few seconds. A small amount of blood, a ba...

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This is what I said... They have no deeper insights into things we can't observe than anyone else. NDT isn't saying that you should believe something because he has great knowledge of it. He's saying it's true because it can be observed and/or predicted based on laws of the universe that have been ...

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But as an adult, I have to agree with J-Lo. The Abraham circumcision story really makes no sense, and I was really thinking about it this morning, and sealed the deal that I'm not teaching my kids religion until they are old enough to question what they are told. My kids actually go to church with ...

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As for my son, we never really discussed it. We knew we weren't doing a ceremonial Bris. As a Jew, I have actually never been to one other than my own. I find the ritual barbaric and repulsive, and don't get the concept of inviting the whole extended family and friends to the house for the occasion...

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And the girl that played Ruthie. I believe she's in Maxim this month, but I cannot Google at work because of the filters or else I'd fulfill the rules. http://cdn1-public.ladmedia.fr/var/public/storage/images/news/mackenzie-rosman-alias-rosie-camden-de-7-a-la-maison-a-bien-grandi-390190/4881551-7-f...

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I could not think of too many. Touched by an Angel, mentioned above. Joan of Arcadia. Highway to Heaven. Father Murphy. The Flying Nun. And, of course, Morel Orel/Davy and Goliath. That's all I got. Does Amen count? This just shows what happens when you let the goddamned Jews run the media!

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My father gave me some good advice I should have listened to. Should have become a pharmacist. Decent pay, abundant jobs, easy work and jobs not going anywhere. My late brother was a pharmacist. He liked it but said that the drawback was that there was an oversupply of pharmacists relative to the n...

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My father gave me some good advice I should have listened to. Should have become a pharmacist. Decent pay, abundant jobs, easy work and jobs not going anywhere. They need you for the degree and to answer some people's questions. I am somewhat interested in pharmacology and drug interactions, but sta...

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Jerloma wrote:
rass wrote:Ginger!!!
Only a ginger can call another ginger, ginger.

How many damned Gingers are we harboring in this place?

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Dude, you gotta post that on FB. I'm FB friends with a few gays and others that would be offended because I made Bill Gates say fag, and I don't want to deal with it. You are also FB friends with a couple of homeless dudes who may get offended, and some guys you need to worry about actually followi...

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Reading The Boys From Brazil. Really fast moving and enjoyable thus far, about halfway through. Been meaning to read this book for a long time.

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Johnnie wrote:You 2 really need to be in a buddy comedy together.

Greatest idea ever. I say we lock Scottie and SLolz in a basement together until they complete the script.

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With my son, we decided we wouldn't do it, but it ended up being moot because he was born with hypospadias and needed an operation when he was just a couple months old. Interesting, according to wiki it is the second most common genital birth defect in males. Never heard of it, but I guess that is ...

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rass wrote:
AB_skin_test wrote:I fly a confederate flag at my house because I really like state's rights.
Did you keep it flying while the house was on the market?

Of course. His whole neighborhood does. How do you think they kept property values so high?

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Broken condom last night. I feel betrayed. A balloon blowing contest? Not a big deal. It goes *pop* but smart balloon blowing contest contestants wear protective glasses (let's hope such eyewear, too, was not defective). i love how selma is looking at rass's statement in rass's post above. eta: wro...

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Johnnie wrote:Jodie Sweetin would get it. Still.

(I know the rules, but I'm at work. Half of Google Image search is blocked here.)

You mean she would get it now. She wasn't remotely cute until she was older.

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Paisley: "Despite acknowledging that I'm actually aware of the pain this symbol I like to wear can cause you, thus negating my claims of accidental racism, I want to continue wearing it. In return, I won't judge you for wearing a completely inoffensive article of clothing that a lot of white p...

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Johnnie wrote:Random memory from my subconscious:

Seeing a movie with a character saying "Annette Funny Jello!"

No idea the rhyme or reason for this memory.

According to Google, you outed yourself as a devotee of Full House. Nice work.

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Pope Klozmodius knows how to steal the good stuff from the internet way better that the previous, dumber, less tech savvy Popes. That's why you don't see German Goo Girls Anal Piss Gangbang and Japanese Futanari Hermie Shemale Un-Pixelated porn on that list. Because Pope Klozmodius knows how to use...

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Did you know that something like 5500 new laws were enacted by Blair that defined certain words, speech, as "crime"? Do you even think about such things? That is to say, merely expressing one's opinion is enough to ruin one's life. That's tyranny in its purest form. That's what happened t...

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Jerloma wrote:There are some interesting movies being pirated from The Vatican...

Who knows German? Can you interpret that for us?

I'm calling BS. That is a lot of female names in those porn flicks.

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Brad Paisley also performed the song that should be the theme song for a few swampers And no, it's not Alcohol. Care to let the rest of us in on your joke/reference? As for DoucheRugby, he may have gone off in the Katrina Thread, but he came back after that. I joined shortly after Katrina and got i...

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Scottie wrote:
Jerloma wrote:
Scottie wrote:Bring it on, you tree-hugging bastards!
No, that would be a threat to our religion.
Don't bring daisies to a tree fight, son.

What else is he supposed to put in the barrel of your branches? Come here, big fella. I think you just need a hug.

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Broken condom last night. I feel betrayed. I was walking into CVS the other day and saw a a sign (single sheet of paper with, typed in 9 or 10 font) with 5 or 6 items recalled. One of them being a specific model of condoms. What a horrible product to have a recall on. The worst, right? Be it pregna...

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Scottie wrote:T'ar Mack a Dem sounds more like reggae.

Or Gaelic.

It sounds like Scottie making an overt threat against a political party to me! Get him, boys!

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