The Swamp

A_B

govmentchedda wrote:
BSF21 wrote:http://www.dtmts.com/

From the files of "Why didn't I think of that?".
That is fantastic.

Why can't i figure out what it is?

A_B

Already pre-barfing. If I were anyone but me, I'd mock my level of investment in a play-in game. I can't decide how nervous I will be tomorrow. I should be nervous... this Missouri team could make the Final Four and it wouldn't be that much of a surprise given expectations and talent level. But it ...

A_B

39? You shoulda just whipped it out. maybe if you stopped using terms like "friend zone" she wouldn't think you were gay and would lick your balls. Yeah guys, Johnnie really puts the "demasculinized" in DMZ! Perhaps when dealing with these women, if you stopped concentrating so ...

A_B

brian wrote:I thought this was going to be a thread about a Grantland article.

Um.......

A_B

I can't figure out which side of this argument the grass peener is on.

A_B

Grasspenis wrote:
AB_skin_test wrote:I hadn't seen the dunk, but dadgum his hands were 18 inches above the rim it looked like.

I used to do that in high school.

With a tennis ball, I bet.

A_B

I hadn't seen the dunk, but dadgum his hands were 18 inches above the rim it looked like.

A_B

Jerloma wrote:What would be the first thing you do if you wake up tomorrow and you're the opposite sex? In our case...a girl.

Duh.

be careful there.

A_B

But the athetes get zero. Grad students get paid. Or is that your point? The athletes get a lot more than zero, if we're talking about recruited players in football and basketball at major sports universities. They get free tuition and most living expenses covered, as well as expert training in the...

A_B

Grasspenis wrote:

Not going to be difficult with all of you fashholes.

Says our resident jersey designer.

A_B

He's gotta get this money, man. Gotta do him, keep it one hundred.

A_B

I don't think the male/female ratio is to our advantage if we want to get dates here. Yeah, especially considering our appalling low number of gay Swampers. We need to an incredibly sudden influx of bi-curiosity to sweep through this joint if this thread is ever going to go anywhere. We need more f...

A_B

Well, you can't lump all your examples into one pile and not let me do it, too!

Indian lumper!

A_B

Rule proposal for RB initiating helmet contact

The guy who has had a long productive life after leaving the game early likes the rule. The guy who can barely form a sentence doesn't. Hmmmmmmm.

A_B

I like Earl Grey with a bit of honey. I like sleepytime for evenings.

A_B

The argument that the schools make big money off the labor of the athletes in two sports leaves me cold. Since when has this not been true in many areas of major universities? It's called "grad school" and "post-doc research." Particularly in the schools of medicine, business, e...

A_B

I had my head shaved BEFORE my mom started losing her hair, so it looked like she was showing solidarity with people who don't like having to go get haircuts.

A_B

I don't know how grantland should feel about this new thread...

A_B

Can the Heat do it? ANd will it leave them on empty for the playoffs?

A_B

Ima stay skin test.

A_B

Belmont is my pick for double digit upset, personally.

For no reason other than it seems to fit. Pac 12 not impressive, Belmont team that got some late press for being good, etc.

A_B

Why waste Bombay Sapphire with a dirty martini? The olive brine will dominate the flavor of most gins, so you might as well drink cheaper gin in a dirty martini. I've been putting about as much brine in as vermouth, which is to say about 3/4 of a teaspoon. No domination whatsoever. eta: You're conf...

A_B

Surely.

A_B

If you make individual PDFs of each, you should be able to combine them after the fact without issues.

As for the mouse, does it need to be cleaned? You can always put your cursor at the front of the first word of the paragraph, hold down shift and push the down arrow til to get past the paragraph.

A_B

Obas wrote:
Zlax46 wrote:Your avatar accompanies that paragraph perfectly.
That look has become my standard appearance when performing work duties.

Nice traps. you been working out?

A_B

The DSG wrote:
oilcanboyd wrote:Fuck, I registered with my normal username. Am I fucked?
It's the sixth version of the Swamp, what could go wrong?

All I can thing of with your new username is The Dick Sucking Giant.

A_B

Ryan the Temp wrote:I bet it's more like 95%

he thought he was on Yinzernation.com

A_B

First heard about Saunders at AWP this weekend. I love syfy and short stories. I'm told I will probably like Saunders. Cormac McCarthy like, right? Anyway, advice on where to start? I see no similarities to McCarthy in the one Saunders collection I have read. And I have read a lot of McCarthy. This...

A_B

And for the record, I have nothing against the Amendola signing and I think it could turn out to be a good value for the production. However, the idea of writing off Welker and immediately shouting "upgrade!" seems quite premature and Patriotic. I'm hoping you used "patriotic" t...

A_B

I may have to give up on Render Unto Rome. Getting really dull. And F you two for changing the topic on me and making me look like the jerk. No back to your literary cock sucking session. [off to find Saunders book on mp3 online....] Ooh man. I don't know how it will translate to audiobook. There a...

A_B

Jamesons.

A_B

We need to get Zumba, stat.

A_B

Where's zumba when you need him?

A_B

ljam1.5 wrote:Alright. What the fuck? Is this the Random Thoughts and the Learn Something New Everyday threads combined? Fuck that.

It's total fucking anarchy up in this mug since the Pope chose a previously unused name.

A_B

Steve of phpBB wrote:I always just assumed that if you fucked a goat, you'd go from behind.

But what do I know?

Eh. Shaving them and getitng them to hold still while you tattoo a set of tits on there is too burdensome an effort.

A_B

bryan wrote:
AB_skin_test wrote:
Ryan the Temp wrote:HOW ARE THE BROWNS AND LIONS DOING THESE DAYS ANYWAY!?!?!?!
Status quo, baby! Unfortunately a terrible status, but still! Continuity!
There's something to be said for consistency.

I'm the king of tempered expectations when it comes to football.

A_B

Ryan the Temp wrote:HOW ARE THE BROWNS AND LIONS DOING THESE DAYS ANYWAY!?!?!?!

Status quo, baby! Unfortunately a terrible status, but still! Continuity!

A_B

bryan wrote:I'm just wondering how many Pats fans may have been casually watching a Rams game last year and saw Amendola doing his thing and thinking to themselves..."Damn, I wish that guy was a Patriot."

Three? Four?

There are way more than 3-4 racist pats fans.

A_B

Inanimate Carbon Rod wrote:If it's doable then why not?

One more cryptic vote to read about Bronto's virginity I guess.

A_B

Clearly Amendola is grittier. Wait...wait...NOOOOOOOOOO

Search found 23477 matches