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by rass
Sat Apr 13, 2024 12:37 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: The Random Rankings Thread
Replies: 463
Views: 23943

Re: The Random Rankings Thread

I wouldn’t joke about something so serious so I looked it up just for you: The Canuck nickname comes from the borough being called "Little Canada" for its location north of Plainfield and across the Green Brook, just as Canada lies north of the United States across the St. Lawrence River.
by rass
Sat Apr 13, 2024 9:43 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: The Random Rankings Thread
Replies: 463
Views: 23943

Re: The Random Rankings Thread

Mascots/nicknames of the Union County (NJ) high schools that are competting in the 2022 County Conference Spring Track and Field Championships, ranked from most to least problematic: 1. Indians - the logo includes a feather but no human representation, so there are many schools, including in NJ, th...
by rass
Fri Apr 12, 2024 2:58 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Random thoughts/images/shit that makes you feel old thread
Replies: 1526
Views: 77078

Re: Random thoughts/images/shit that makes you feel old thread

NO TIGER LEAVE THE HAT ON
by rass
Fri Apr 12, 2024 7:57 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: OFFICIAL Eat Right & Get Fit Challenge
Replies: 1605
Views: 113939

Re: OFFICIAL Eat Right & Get Fit Challenge

Trying to keep on the down low that he’s Haulin’ C
by rass
Fri Apr 12, 2024 7:46 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Random personalized license plate thread
Replies: 367
Views: 14812

Re: Random personalized license plate thread

PHEN1X - New Jersey, black Acura SUV
by rass
Thu Apr 11, 2024 4:40 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Random personalized license plate thread
Replies: 367
Views: 14812

Re: Random personalized license plate thread

ST8FARM - New Jersey, big black Toyota pickup truck
by rass
Thu Apr 11, 2024 10:24 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: The Juice
Replies: 52
Views: 5368

Re: The Juice

College junior, watched in the student center.
by rass
Thu Apr 11, 2024 9:52 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: The Juice
Replies: 52
Views: 5368

Re: The Juice

multiple gunshots❌
bumping head ❌
burning hand ❌
wet paint ❌
window ❌
cake to face ❌
bear trap ❌
drowning ❌
murder charges ❌
cancer✅
by rass
Wed Apr 10, 2024 8:09 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Commencement Speakers
Replies: 31
Views: 1637

Re: Commencement Speakers

Giff wrote: Wed Apr 10, 2024 8:01 am Was it him or Zach Morris who went right-wingy?
Worst I can find for JVDB is one "Biden is too old" rant that Fox News picked up on. I think the alma mater would have avoided him if he'd gone anywhere approaching full-MAGA.
by rass
Wed Apr 10, 2024 7:54 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Commencement Speakers
Replies: 31
Views: 1637

Re: Commencement Speakers

After Mrs. Serrano and I watched the second episode of the Woody Allen doc we started talking about the how we (and Rass and his wife) went to college (Drew U.) with Soon-yi (never saw her despite Drew’s minuscule enrollment) and how creepy it was that Allen could be seen watching the ‘96 commencem...
by rass
Tue Apr 09, 2024 2:44 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Fast Food Thread: Not just about assholes anymore
Replies: 1046
Views: 64891

Re: Fast Food Thread: Not just about assholes anymore

Nonlinear FC wrote: Tue Apr 09, 2024 11:59 am Well, I'm not a big fan of bagel sandwiches, and the reason comes up in that thread... It's a fucking mess when they heap on the... filling stuff, whatever it might be.
Panera's bagels are so bread-y that this might just work.
by rass
Tue Apr 09, 2024 7:39 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Random personalized license plate thread
Replies: 367
Views: 14812

Re: Random personalized license plate thread

(saw a car with a “Vietnam-era Vet” license plate holder of the weekend, surrounding a NYS veteran plate. So does that mean they were in the service but didn't go to Vietnam? Serious question, I need to know whether to thank them for their service if I see them. That's my question too! Someone roll...
by rass
Mon Apr 08, 2024 8:41 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Commercials
Replies: 935
Views: 68409

Re: Commercials

Cinnabon needs a pull apart burger now
by rass
Mon Apr 08, 2024 8:08 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Umbras and Penumbras - The Sun is Going Away
Replies: 167
Views: 6952

Re: Umbras and Penumbras - The Sun is Going Away

Nice shot carwash
by rass
Mon Apr 08, 2024 8:07 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Random personalized license plate thread
Replies: 367
Views: 14812

Re: Random personalized license plate thread

(saw a car with a “Vietnam-era Vet” license plate holder of the weekend, surrounding a NYS veteran plate.
by rass
Mon Apr 08, 2024 8:05 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Random personalized license plate thread
Replies: 367
Views: 14812

Re: Random personalized license plate thread

PHISH95 - New Jersey, grey Nissan Sentra (this was still in the Finger Lakes area)
by rass
Mon Apr 08, 2024 2:30 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Umbras and Penumbras - The Sun is Going Away
Replies: 167
Views: 6952

Re: Umbras and Penumbras - The Sun is Going Away

All we got was the darkness and that was still cool as hell
by rass
Mon Apr 08, 2024 12:38 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Umbras and Penumbras - The Sun is Going Away
Replies: 167
Views: 6952

Re: Umbras and Penumbras - The Sun is Going Away

Frightfully cloudy right now in the western finger lakes region.
by rass
Sun Apr 07, 2024 4:52 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Road trip in California
Replies: 5
Views: 553

Re: Road trip in California

I drove a good chunk of 101 in Oregon once and as an East coast US guy it was awesome and California is probably at least as great. Have fun man.
by rass
Sun Apr 07, 2024 3:42 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Random Thoughts About Thoughts Random
Replies: 8973
Views: 449848

Re: Random Thoughts About Thoughts Random

Look I love sand and the ocean and actual waves but I’d listen to what a lake guy had to say right now
by rass
Sun Apr 07, 2024 2:44 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Comedy...stand-up and otherwise...
Replies: 1309
Views: 196272

Re: Comedy...stand-up and otherwise...

govmentchedda wrote: Sun Apr 07, 2024 10:04 am Joe Pera tonight in Orlando.
Jelly (like nana used to make)
by rass
Sun Apr 07, 2024 1:55 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Random personalized license plate thread
Replies: 367
Views: 14812

Re: Random personalized license plate thread

CANADICE - New York, black Subaru Forester
by rass
Sat Apr 06, 2024 7:26 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Commercials
Replies: 935
Views: 68409

Re: Commercials

Helium Chuck = PimpBot 5000
by rass
Sat Apr 06, 2024 1:39 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: 2023-2024 NHL Season
Replies: 708
Views: 35736

Re: 2023-2024 NHL Season

Do it for Mr and Mrs Malkin
by rass
Fri Apr 05, 2024 10:35 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: NCAA Basketball 23-24
Replies: 628
Views: 35737

Re: NCAA Basketball 23-24

EnochRoot wrote: Fri Apr 05, 2024 10:29 pm LOL at that being an offensive foul.

Fuck out of here with that nonsense.
That was rough
by rass
Fri Apr 05, 2024 7:43 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: NCAA Basketball 23-24
Replies: 628
Views: 35737

Re: NCAA Basketball 23-24

sancarlos wrote: Fri Apr 05, 2024 7:28 pm
rass wrote: Fri Apr 05, 2024 6:17 pmDad is also gutted about the lack of cock tomorrow AM
Jeebus, sometimes one doesn’t even…a.nal…
???
by rass
Fri Apr 05, 2024 6:29 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Proud Parental Unit Crowing Thread
Replies: 2619
Views: 160144

Re: Proud Parental Unit Crowing Thread

sancarlos wrote: Fri Apr 05, 2024 5:43 pm My Ho.s are a little tight. My old B.s were a better fit.
by rass
Fri Apr 05, 2024 6:17 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: NCAA Basketball 23-24
Replies: 628
Views: 35737

Re: NCAA Basketball 23-24

A_B wrote: Fri Apr 05, 2024 5:34 pm
rass wrote: Fri Apr 05, 2024 5:27 pm VRBO cabin has cable but didn’t spring for ESPN? Might be a smart TV though
Didn’t take a laptop?
And an iPad. Just no TV. Dad is also gutted about the lack of ‘cock tomorrow AM
by rass
Fri Apr 05, 2024 5:27 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: NCAA Basketball 23-24
Replies: 628
Views: 35737

Re: NCAA Basketball 23-24

VRBO cabin has cable but didn’t spring for ESPN? Might be a smart TV though
by rass
Fri Apr 05, 2024 5:06 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Holy fuck we just had an earthquake
Replies: 54
Views: 2668

Re: Holy fuck we just had an earthquake

Some sort of aftershock? We scooted to upstate NY but my wife’s family’s text group just blew up again.
by rass
Fri Apr 05, 2024 4:54 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Proud Parental Unit Crowing Thread
Replies: 2619
Views: 160144

Re: Proud Parental Unit Crowing Thread

Love my Hokas
by rass
Fri Apr 05, 2024 4:18 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Random personalized license plate thread
Replies: 367
Views: 14812

Re: Random personalized license plate thread

BROKER - New Jersey, black Camaro (tinted plate holder)
by rass
Fri Apr 05, 2024 4:18 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Random personalized license plate thread
Replies: 367
Views: 14812

Re: Random personalized license plate thread

UR KOOL - New Jersey, maroon Ford Escape

arrows on either side of the plate pointing to it

Also on the top of the rear view window “if you are close enough to read this”

And on the bottom “I hope something wonderful happens to you today”
by rass
Fri Apr 05, 2024 4:16 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Random personalized license plate thread
Replies: 367
Views: 14812

Re: Random personalized license plate thread

JETSMETS - North Carolina, silver Nissan Rogue

NY Jets license plate holder
by rass
Fri Apr 05, 2024 10:09 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Holy fuck we just had an earthquake
Replies: 54
Views: 2668

Re: Holy fuck we just had an earthquake

Steve of phpBB wrote: Fri Apr 05, 2024 9:46 am
rass wrote: Fri Apr 05, 2024 9:38 am 3 days and a couple of hours later would have been better timing.

Anyway have I mentioned that was crazy. Had just gotten out of the shower. Naked earthquake!
Did it move?
Does in count?
by rass
Fri Apr 05, 2024 9:38 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Holy fuck we just had an earthquake
Replies: 54
Views: 2668

Re: Holy fuck we just had an earthquake

3 days and a couple of hours later would have been better timing.

Anyway have I mentioned that was crazy. Had just gotten out of the shower. Naked earthquake!
by rass
Fri Apr 05, 2024 9:32 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Holy fuck we just had an earthquake
Replies: 54
Views: 2668

Re: Holy fuck we just had an earthquake

That was crazy
by rass
Fri Apr 05, 2024 9:26 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Holy fuck we just had an earthquake
Replies: 54
Views: 2668

Re: Holy fuck we just had an earthquake

Well holy shit I’m so shook I can’t fine the NJ Earthquake thread
by rass
Fri Apr 05, 2024 8:24 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: NCAA Basketball 23-24
Replies: 628
Views: 35737

Re: NCAA Basketball 23-24

Free salsa with the purchase of chips with proof of purchase of a ticket to the NIT final at Tito’s Burritos!*

*offer not valid at South Orange location