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by Giff
Fri Jul 19, 2013 1:56 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Why I Hate Prosecutors, Part 47
Replies: 65
Views: 3530

Re: Why I Hate Prosecutors, Part 47

Well, gosh, since white people don't have a monopoly on racism, guess everything's honkey dorey!
by Giff
Fri Jul 19, 2013 9:52 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Learn Something Random Every Day Thoughts
Replies: 3481
Views: 235020

Re: Learn Something Random Every Day Thoughts

I'm like two people removed from a porn star. My wife's cousin had three kids with some dude before she left them. My mom in-law is still close with the kids and their dad's family (his parents were even at our wedding in Vegas). Well the dad recently remarried and had a kid. Not sure what her real ...
by Giff
Thu Jul 18, 2013 2:28 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: 2013 Promotion/Relegation Fantasy Football Sign Up
Replies: 117
Views: 9710

Re: 2013 Promotion/Relegation Fantasy Football Sign Up

If 'Nationwide' is still relevant, Ketchup Sawx, Greenwave, Blood of Tebow and Giff would be graduating to Unknown. Let me know if this is something that should happen. If yes, I'll email the managers to let them know. I'll put together Nationwide again and open it to the max amount of teams. So, a...
by Giff
Thu Jul 18, 2013 2:27 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Spring Thaw Reading Thread
Replies: 228
Views: 15940

Re: Spring Thaw Reading Thread

This book kept showing up on lists of great soccer/football reads. So I grabbed it from the library. 70 pages in and enjoying it. http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41za8WzRF3L._BO2,204,203,200_PIsitb-sticker-arrow-click,TopRight,35,-76_AA300_SH20_OU01_.jpg The first guy mentioned in the book is...
by Giff
Wed Jul 17, 2013 12:43 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Why I Hate Prosecutors, Part 47
Replies: 65
Views: 3530

Re: Why I Hate Prosecutors, Part 47

It's true that we don't know FOR A FACT if Travis (his white name) would still be alive if he was white, but let's stop acting like it's completely fucking lunacy to have the opinion that black people are much more likely to be profiled as criminals than whites.
by Giff
Wed Jul 17, 2013 12:24 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Bacon. Official. Thread.
Replies: 60
Views: 6307

Re: Bacon. Official. Thread.

Go Falcons http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nfl-shutdown-corner/name-atlanta-falcons-demonic-sandwich-survive-experience-212036482.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false; Not to shit on your post, but that's a standard BBQ plate on a bun. Nothing crazy. It just looks ginormous an...
by Giff
Sat Jul 13, 2013 7:58 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: MLB Thread - July 2013
Replies: 185
Views: 9826

Re: MLB Thread - July 2013

Astros top pitching prospect, Jarred Cosart, had himself a nice little debut last night. 8 innings, 2 hits, 0 runs while taking a no-hitter into the 7th against the red-hot Rays. Plus he hates Dallas, so that's cool.
by Giff
Thu Jul 11, 2013 11:45 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Bacon. Official. Thread.
Replies: 60
Views: 6307

Re: Bacon. Official. Thread.

I had some bacon cheese enchiladas a few weeks ago. Just so terribly delicious.
by Giff
Wed Jul 10, 2013 3:40 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: MLB Thread - July 2013
Replies: 185
Views: 9826

Re: MLB Thread - July 2013

Good fucking lord my fantasy pitchers are awful this year. Fuck you Cain and fuck you Dickey.
by Giff
Wed Jul 10, 2013 2:39 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Jeeves Works for the Government: Scheduling Advice
Replies: 14
Views: 1118

Re: Jeeves Works for the Government: Scheduling Advice

Do you have to stick to the same schedule every week? If so, I'd probably pick Friday or Monday to take off, but if not, Wednesday would be my day and then would use Friday or Monday when needed.
by Giff
Wed Jul 10, 2013 12:30 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Movies
Replies: 4707
Views: 320555

Re: Movies

World War Z was pretty awesome for a popcorn summer flick. Really looking forward to Pacific Rim.
by Giff
Wed Jul 10, 2013 9:38 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: NBA Finals
Replies: 111
Views: 6766

Re: NBA Finals

I like the way you think!
by Giff
Wed Jul 10, 2013 9:35 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Godless III - Completing The Trinity
Replies: 2283
Views: 225093

Re: Godless III - Completing The Trinity

That is outstanding.
by Giff
Tue Jul 09, 2013 11:33 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: NBA Finals
Replies: 111
Views: 6766

Re: NBA Finals

Isn't Asik both too good and too expensive to use him primarily as a back-up center? He's probably a top-5 center in the league as it stands now. But he's under a very friendly contract, I believe. $8.3 million for a center of his caliber is a steal and a contract that any number of teams would lik...
by Giff
Mon Jul 08, 2013 9:19 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: NBA Finals
Replies: 111
Views: 6766

Re: NBA Finals

Why didn't the Rockets land Josh Smith in addition to Howard? I don't think they wanted to pay him that much and right now probably view Asik as just as valuable. I think Asik is only moved as a piece in a deal that lands them a player like Aldridge or Love. Or at the very least, they'll wait to se...
by Giff
Mon Jul 08, 2013 9:09 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: NBA Finals
Replies: 111
Views: 6766

Re: NBA Finals

Why didn't the Rockets land Josh Smith in addition to Howard? I don't think they wanted to pay him that much and right now probably view Asik as just as valuable. I think Asik is only moved as a piece in a deal that lands them a player like Aldridge or Love. Or at the very least, they'll wait to se...
by Giff
Sat Jul 06, 2013 1:33 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: NBA Finals
Replies: 111
Views: 6766

Re: NBA Finals

The ticker at the WWLIS is reporting that Kobe Bryant's response to Howard signing with the Rockets was to unfollow him on Twitter and post a photo of himself with Pau Gasol on Instagram. Basically, he's a scorned high school cheerleader. I read that too. Hysterical. Him and Pau BFFs! Lakercorazon!...
by Giff
Tue Jul 02, 2013 9:48 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: The Weather
Replies: 2500
Views: 126889

Re: The Weather

You can turn off those alerts on your iPhone, howard. Go to Settings > Notifications and scroll down to the bottom to the "Government Alerts" section. You can turn off AMBER Alerts and Emergency Alerts. I've woken up to the AMBER Alert notice in the middle of the night a couple of times, ...
by Giff
Tue Jul 02, 2013 9:38 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: NBA Finals
Replies: 111
Views: 6766

Re: NBA Finals

Fuck Doc Rivers. Anyone that says something along the lines of "I'm too classy to call you an idiot, so I won't call you an idiot" automatically is the dickhead in whatever argument is being had. Wish Dwight would hurry up and announce he's staying with the Lakers. Morey will need some tim...
by Giff
Wed Jun 26, 2013 9:22 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: War on Abortion
Replies: 63
Views: 4837

Re: War on Abortion

Been a while since I could say this, but pretty proud of what happened in Austin last night. It'll be a short-lived victory, I'm sure, but hey, I ain't got much.
by Giff
Tue Jun 25, 2013 2:21 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Championships - How Many You Got?
Replies: 60
Views: 3468

Re: Championships - How Many You Got?

Can I count a championship from a school I didn't go to if I was in attendance for the winning game? If so, I'm counting the '02 CWS champion Longhorns. Also the day Daryl Kile died. That was quite the buzzkill to hear when we got back to the car to make our journey back to Austin.
by Giff
Tue Jun 25, 2013 11:01 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: The OFFICIAL Irony thread
Replies: 453
Views: 42570

Re: The OFFICIAL Irony thread

I don't think it worked for her parents either.
by Giff
Tue Jun 25, 2013 10:59 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Championships - How Many You Got?
Replies: 60
Views: 3468

Re: Championships - How Many You Got?

Two - '94 and '95 Houston Rockets. I want to count '05's UT championship, but I didn't go to school there I had attended all home games for the previous eight seasons though when they one and I was pretty fucking stoked when VY ran in that TD. Don't want to count Comets, so I won't. Dynamo would be ...
by Giff
Mon Jun 24, 2013 10:44 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Movies
Replies: 4707
Views: 320555

Re: Movies

Bensell wrote:I saw This is the End tonight and it was as great as I hoped it would be. I thought the 50ish woman going solo (as I did) behind me was going to piss herself she was laughing so much.
Agreed, it was hilarious.
by Giff
Mon Jun 24, 2013 10:24 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Learn Something Random Every Day Thoughts
Replies: 3481
Views: 235020

Re: Learn Something Random Every Day Thoughts

You can't buy beer in Lexington on Sunday until 11 AM. That will teach me to not do my grocery shopping while the holy rollers are at church. And I know it used to be no alcohol sales on Sundays here, but what the fuck is the difference between 11 and 9 AM? A six-pack before brunch. Maybe the laws ...
by Giff
Thu Jun 20, 2013 2:03 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Breaking Bad
Replies: 428
Views: 27246

Re: Breaking Bad

Shirley wrote:
Giff wrote:I've watched 34 episodes of this show since last Monday. The last episode I watched was Jessie and Walt's fight in Jessie's casa. I hate that this show is ever ending.
New to the show or are you rewatching?
New and reading this thread with squinted eyes.
by Giff
Wed Jun 19, 2013 2:33 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: MLB Thread - June 2013
Replies: 128
Views: 6437

Re: MLB Thread - June 2013

Random stat - in the last month, the Astros have lost .5 games on the first place in the AL West. Not terrible baseball being played in H-town.
by Giff
Wed Jun 19, 2013 12:30 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Breaking Bad
Replies: 428
Views: 27246

Re: Breaking Bad

I've watched 34 episodes of this show since last Monday. The last episode I watched was Jessie and Walt's fight in Jessie's casa. I hate that this show is ever ending.
by Giff
Wed Jun 19, 2013 12:28 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Giff?
Replies: 2
Views: 260

Re: Giff?

You didn't click my link?
by Giff
Wed Jun 19, 2013 12:27 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: NBA Finals
Replies: 111
Views: 6766

Re: NBA Finals

Not having Duncan in when you need a stop and a rebound to win the fucking championship is about an indefensible a decision as one can make. Almost as bad was leaving Manu in the entire time too. Momentum schomentum, the Spurs still should've won despite all that, so I think they take game 7 by 10.
by Giff
Wed Jun 12, 2013 2:22 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: NBA Finals
Replies: 111
Views: 6766

Re: NBA Finals

Not even the block of the playoffs.
by Giff
Fri May 24, 2013 8:48 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: The Live Music thread...
Replies: 2124
Views: 184208

Re: The Live Music thread...

bfj wrote: Cool. The chick drummer (Jessica) and the short bald bass guitarist (Frank) are brother and sister. Both grew up in B-more and we all went to the same school.
No shit! IIRC, she's pretty hot.
by Giff
Fri May 24, 2013 8:46 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Swampers at the Ballpark
Replies: 262
Views: 13376

Re: Swampers at the Ballpark

Those snocones were in the crapper, much like the Astros season, amirite!?!?
by Giff
Thu May 23, 2013 10:39 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: The Live Music thread...
Replies: 2124
Views: 184208

Re: The Live Music thread...

bfj wrote:
Giff wrote:Hangout Music Festival is live streaming today too. Ryan Bingham later, AB. Can't find a link I can access at work.

Hey Giff, an old classmate of mine plays in two different bands in the Houston bar scene. Ever heard of Zwee or Sky Blue 72?
Yes! At least Sky Blue 72.
by Giff
Thu May 23, 2013 10:34 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Television (no longer temporary)
Replies: 6289
Views: 380325

Re: Temporary Television

The Carrell cameo was perfect.
by Giff
Thu May 23, 2013 10:30 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: MLB Thread - May 2013
Replies: 174
Views: 8310

Re: MLB Thread - May 2013

Hey this team is currently only two games behind the pace of the 2005 team that went to the World Series!
by Giff
Fri May 17, 2013 1:41 pm
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: The Live Music thread...
Replies: 2124
Views: 184208

Re: The Live Music thread...

Hangout Music Festival is live streaming today too. Ryan Bingham later, AB. Can't find a link I can access at work.
by Giff
Fri May 17, 2013 8:48 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: The Live Music thread...
Replies: 2124
Views: 184208

Re: The Live Music thread...

Live webcast of a Robert Earl Keen show tonight. 6 Central time. http://www.robertearlkeen.com/theonlinepartyneverends.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false; Would love to watch, but I'll be at my 27th DMB show! I'm happy they have finally come to their senses and stopped sch...
by Giff
Thu May 16, 2013 9:04 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: 2013 NBA Playoffs
Replies: 61
Views: 3235

Re: 2013 NBA Playoffs

Didn't they lose two games by a combined 60 points?
by Giff
Thu May 16, 2013 9:02 am
Forum: The Swamp
Topic: Obama Administration Meltdown Thread
Replies: 479
Views: 36737

Re: Nixon did the exact same shit.

I.R.S. Apologizes to Tea Party Groups Over Audits of Applications for Tax Exemption I dunno. First off, I want the IRS auditing the fuck out of ANYONE applying for tax exempt status. Secondly, isn't it somewhat commonsensical to look extra deep into an application for tax free status from a group w...