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HDO45331 · Post by **HDO45331** » Fri Jul 19, 2013 4:17 pm

Shirley wrote:
Giff wrote:I'm like two people removed from a porn star. My wife's cousin had three kids with some dude before she left them. My mom in-law is still close with the kids and their dad's family (his parents were even at our wedding in Vegas). Well the dad recently remarried and had a kid. Not sure what her real name is, but her porn name is Cassidy Clay. We still don't know if his parents have any idea as they're not really all that internet-savvy, but she doesn't hide it too much on social media.
I'm lost. Who's the porn star? The new wife? The new kid? One of the old kids whose mom left them?

Wife's cousin?

Johnnie · Post by **Johnnie** » Fri Jul 19, 2013 4:25 pm

Pruitt wrote:Can't vouch for the soundtrack, but the film stars Amanda Blow who is (according to imdb) one of the stars of Your Mom Tossed My Salad 8, which, if it is anything like the classic Your Mom Tossed My Salad 3, is well worth three minutes of your time.

Actually over 24 minutes.

http://www.redtube.com/133589" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

You're welcome.

NSFW, obvs.

sancarlos · Post by **sancarlos** » Fri Jul 19, 2013 5:01 pm

Shirley wrote:
Giff wrote:I'm like two people removed from a porn star. My wife's cousin had three kids with some dude before she left them. My mom in-law is still close with the kids and their dad's family (his parents were even at our wedding in Vegas). Well the dad recently remarried and had a kid. Not sure what her real name is, but her porn name is Cassidy Clay. We still don't know if his parents have any idea as they're not really all that internet-savvy, but she doesn't hide it too much on social media.
I'm lost. Who's the porn star? The new wife? The new kid? One of the old kids whose mom left them?

I think Giff said he's doing porn.

rass · Post by **rass** » Fri Jul 19, 2013 6:04 pm

sancarlos wrote:
Pruitt wrote:
Icepenis wrote:If you have Cinemax, and there are no kids around or anything, check out a movie on On Demand Max After Dark called Serena Sexplorer for the absolute best movie soundtrack ever created. It will blow your mind.
Can't vouch for the soundtrack, but the film stars Amanda Blow who is (according to imdb) one of the stars of Your Mom Tossed My Salad 8, which, if it is anything like the classic Your Mom Tossed My Salad 3, is well worth three minutes of your time.
Applause.

Did you mean applesauce? Because that is how I prefer mine.

The Sybian · Post by **The Sybian** » Fri Jul 19, 2013 7:15 pm

rass wrote:
sancarlos wrote:
Pruitt wrote: Can't vouch for the soundtrack, but the film stars Amanda Blow who is (according to imdb) one of the stars of Your Mom Tossed My Salad 8, which, if it is anything like the classic Your Mom Tossed My Salad 3, is well worth three minutes of your time.
Applause.
Did you mean applesauce? Because that is how I prefer mine.

I prefer syrup!

Jerloma · Post by **Jerloma** » Sat Jul 20, 2013 12:01 am

If anyone cares, Rhode Island held it's first state doubles horseshoes championship tonight and a certain Swamper may have won. He promises not to forget the little people though.

Edit: "State doubles championship." My neighbor is actually the state singles champ currently.

Scottie · Post by **Scottie** » Sat Jul 20, 2013 12:18 am

Rhode Island is large enough for horseshoe pits?

Jerloma · Post by **Jerloma** » Sat Jul 20, 2013 12:26 am

Yeah man...we got like beaches and shit, too. It's amazing how it all fits.

govmentchedda · Post by **govmentchedda** » Sat Jul 20, 2013 5:32 am

Nice work, tosser!

DSafetyGuy · Post by **DSafetyGuy** » Sat Jul 20, 2013 11:22 am

Due to an injury, Patrick Swayze could not surf in the movie "Point Break". In addition to having a surfing double, in all close-up scenes of Swayze surfing, he was actually riding a jet-ski.

degenerasian · Post by **degenerasian** » Sat Jul 20, 2013 6:08 pm

they just welcomed all viewers on ESPN2 watching the Alouettes against the Stampeders!

Post by **Sabo** » Sat Jul 20, 2013 6:41 pm

degenerasian wrote:they just welcomed all viewers on ESPN2 watching the Alouettes against the Stampeders!

After I saw this post, I turned the game on, and just in time to see Chip Cox sack the Stampeders' QB. Good to see former Ohio Bobcats playing pro ball!

degenerasian · Post by **degenerasian** » Sat Jul 20, 2013 11:13 pm

That was a crazy Stampeders comeback.

In the 2nd game Eskimos vs Lions, TSN just had to apologize for saying 'shit-eatin grin' on tv.

Scottie · Post by **Scottie** » Sat Jul 20, 2013 11:44 pm

I had forgotten how awesome T&T is. Degen, your T&T is at Pacific Place Mall? At least it was last time I visited your fine town. Ever go? There are a ton of smaller stores around here, of course, including a fantastic Korean grocer one mere kilometer away, but I do like the giganticness of T&T every now and then. And Metrotown (which is also their first location) is less than five minutes by car from here. That is the one major "lacking" over in Victoria; no decent Asian grocery store. None.

sancarlos · Post by **sancarlos** » Sun Jul 21, 2013 12:12 am

degenerasian wrote:That was a crazy Stampeders comeback.

In the 2nd game Eskimos vs Lions, TSN just had to apologize for saying 'shit-eatin grin' on tv.

I watched it! How about that fumble on the near TD kickoff return.

degenerasian · Post by **degenerasian** » Sun Jul 21, 2013 1:57 am

Scottie wrote:I had forgotten how awesome T&T is. Degen, your T&T is at Pacific Place Mall? At least it was last time I visited your fine town. Ever go? There are a ton of smaller stores around here, of course, including a fantastic Korean grocer one mere kilometer away, but I do like the giganticness of T&T every now and then. And Metrotown (which is also their first location) is less than five minutes by car from here. That is the one major "lacking" over in Victoria; no decent Asian grocery store. None.

Yes the one in Pacific Mall is still there. There is a 2nd T&T open now up in the north in Harvest Hills.

http://www.urbanspoon.com/r/15/191659/r ... et-Calgary" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

There's also a Kong Kong Supermarket with a good Vietnamese selection and a Pinoy butcher shop.

http://hongkongfoodmarket.ca/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Post by **Sabo** » Sun Jul 21, 2013 7:56 pm

This is fascinating.

http://nuclearsecrecy.com/nukemap/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Enter a location and size of nuclear weapon and see what kind of devastation once could expect at that location. If you want to maximize the body count, set it as an airburst detonation.

howard · Post by **howard** » Sun Jul 21, 2013 9:43 pm

It blows my mind. If a bomb the North Korean's successfully tested was air-burst over the Empire State Building, if a piece of the building I lived in didn't conk me on the head and the building didn't completely collapse, I would very likely survive. Only to die of thyroid cancer or leukemia a couple of years later.

Pruitt · Post by **Pruitt** » Mon Jul 22, 2013 5:49 am

Went to a hipster flea market and a hipster farmer's market in a gentrifying part of town and all I can say is if that's what hipster artisanal bread tastes like, who cares about a soul patch or ironic hat - stay hip young man.

Johnnie · Post by **Johnnie** » Mon Jul 22, 2013 7:19 am

So did you burn the roof of your mouth?

Ya know, if you ate the bread before it was cool.

I'll show myself out for stealing that joke.

wlu_lax6 · Post by **wlu_lax6** » Mon Jul 22, 2013 7:46 am

In Trading Places, the trading on inside information was not illegal at the time and only made illegal in 2010. The rule is known as the Eddie Murphy law.

Giff · Post by **Giff** » Mon Jul 22, 2013 9:04 am

sancarlos wrote:
Shirley wrote:
Giff wrote:I'm like two people removed from a porn star. My wife's cousin had three kids with some dude before she left them. My mom in-law is still close with the kids and their dad's family (his parents were even at our wedding in Vegas). Well the dad recently remarried and had a kid. Not sure what her real name is, but her porn name is Cassidy Clay. We still don't know if his parents have any idea as they're not really all that internet-savvy, but she doesn't hide it too much on social media.
I'm lost. Who's the porn star? The new wife? The new kid? One of the old kids whose mom left them?
I think Giff said he's doing porn.

It's not bad, but entry-level fluffers aren't all that fun.

It's the wife's cousin's baby-daddy's new wife.

The Sybian · Post by **The Sybian** » Mon Jul 22, 2013 2:05 pm

howard wrote:It blows my mind. If a bomb the North Korean's successfully tested was air-burst over the Empire State Building, if a piece of the building I lived in didn't conk me on the head and the building didn't completely collapse, I would very likely survive. Only to die of thyroid cancer or leukemia a couple of years later.

So basically the status quo?

howard · Post by **howard** » Mon Jul 22, 2013 2:42 pm

I suppose. Only difference, my challenge would be to gtf off the island before they sealed it off. Whereas the status quo, I just go to bed to do it all again tomorrow.

Pruitt · Post by **Pruitt** » Tue Jul 23, 2013 5:34 am

Johnnie wrote:So did you burn the roof of your mouth?

Ya know, if you ate the bread before it was cool.

I'll show myself out for stealing that joke.

Killing me!

I used to work in the now "hipster-izing" neighbourhood about 20 years ago - and it was a dumpy part of town. Full of rubbies and the toothless. So, the mere fact that there are now enough safe people around for there to be an artisinal ketchup vendor at a farmer's market is to me a step forward.

However, the hipster diner that we ducked our head into didn't really impress. Honestly, why would you need ten adjectives to describe a tuna melt?

Johnnie · Post by **Johnnie** » Tue Jul 23, 2013 5:47 am

Pruitt wrote:However, the hipster diner that we ducked our head into didn't really impress. Honestly, why would you need ten adjectives to describe a tuna melt?

I know, right? Being pretentious is part of the gig.

Scottie · Post by **Scottie** » Tue Jul 23, 2013 12:41 pm

By the end of the day, The Swamp will have over 400 topics and over 15,000 posts. Whew.

testuser2 · Post by **testuser2** » Tue Jul 23, 2013 2:06 pm

A road sign exists for "Open Ford Ahead" and a navigation system will take you on such a road. I discovered this on Burch's creek near Charlottesville, VA this past weekend. Depth of crossing is variable.

Not my photo, but this is what it looked like:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/cwmcmillen/5012741254/

BSF21 · Post by **BSF21** » Tue Jul 23, 2013 2:58 pm

Caulk and float baby. Caulk. And. Float.

ZMan · Post by **ZMan** » Tue Jul 23, 2013 3:16 pm

BSF21 wrote:Caulk and float baby. Caulk. And. Float.

You have died of dysentery.

Post by **Sabo** » Tue Jul 23, 2013 3:16 pm

Wait, your version of Oregon Trail had graphics? As in real graphics, and not ASCII art like we had?

You kids had it easy.

BSF21 · Post by **BSF21** » Tue Jul 23, 2013 3:19 pm

Sabo wrote:Wait, your version of Oregon Trail had graphics? As in real graphics, and not ASCII art like we had?

You kids had it easy.

Easy killer. I was on ASCII as well. It was the first thing that popped up on GIS.

HDO45331 · Post by **HDO45331** » Tue Jul 23, 2013 3:25 pm

Has anyone ever traveled the Natchez Trace. If you have not, you should.

A_B · Post by **A_B** » Tue Jul 23, 2013 3:37 pm

http://www.oregontrail.com/hmh/site/ore ... .ProdNode1" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Johnny Carwash · Post by **Johnny Carwash** » Tue Jul 23, 2013 3:42 pm

I had no idea the graphical 80's version of Oregon Trail wasn't the first until a few days ago.

Also--always take the ferry.

wlu_lax6 · Post by **wlu_lax6** » Tue Jul 23, 2013 5:50 pm

Tony Gonzalez and Tony Mandarich a Tech Company....what could go wrong.
http://video.cnbc.com/gallery/?play=1&video=3000185208" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

The big bust SI headline is calling here right?

degenerasian · Post by **degenerasian** » Wed Jul 24, 2013 11:11 am

Armless driver to fight seatbelt ticket

Steven Simonar can't put on a seatbelt, as anyone can plainly see, because he doesn't have arms. However, the 55-year-old can drive with his feet using a modified car, according to the story

.

That reasoning didn't prevent police from writing him a $175 ticket last week. Simonar is enraged that police refused to take his injury into consideration and he says he overheard an officer suggesting he shouldn't drive if he can't buckle up.

Scottie · Post by **Scottie** » Wed Jul 24, 2013 11:15 am

Canadian entitlement mentality in action, as usual. If a car can be modified to accommodate an armless driver, it can be modified to have a functioning seatbelt.

If that doesn't work out, he can always get a job as the drummer for a Def Leppard cover band.

Johnny Carwash · Post by **Johnny Carwash** » Wed Jul 24, 2013 4:32 pm

Just what America has been waiting for: another King George.

Johnnie · Post by **Johnnie** » Thu Jul 25, 2013 1:16 am

Johnny Carwash wrote:Just what America has been waiting for: another King George.

Like I said on FB. I was hoping they'd name him "Joffrey."

But it totally makes sense. Escape the wrath of King George in the 18th century to fawn over a future one in the 21st century.

We are so fucked.