2017 AFC Playoffs

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Did you pronounce it "me-me's"?
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As one of the resident old-timers, let me say that I enjoy a good meme.
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Alex Smith balled out in the Colts loss. He didn't ball out today. Don't look for the All-22 version of him missing Tyreek Hill, or you may cum tears out of your ass.
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Gunpowder wrote:Alex Smith balled out in the Colts loss. He didn't ball out today. Don't look for the All-22 version of him missing Tyreek Hill, or you may cum tears out of your ass.
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But comedy!
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The Antonio Brown shit was funny because Tomlin specifically was saying to not make a big deal on social media during the week.

But Belichick's reaction is hysterical. I love how he trolls the media.

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Since November 14th, the final four teams are 31-3. None have lost a road game.
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If the Steelers lose this game, the worst part will be Patriot fans thinking it's because Mike Tomlin called them assholes.
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Jerloma wrote:If the Steelers lose this game, the worst part will be Patriot fans thinking it's because Mike Tomlin called them assholes.
Have they started using it like a badge of honor, like "deplorable"?
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Jerloma wrote:If the Steelers lose this game, the worst part will be Patriot fans thinking it's because Mike Tomlin called them assholes.
Don't worry, they'd pretty quickly shift their attention to bitching about how outrageous it is that anyone thinks Matt Ryan deserves MVP or Aaron Rodgers can even be mentioned in the same breath as Tommy.
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rass wrote:
Jerloma wrote:If the Steelers lose this game, the worst part will be Patriot fans thinking it's because Mike Tomlin called them assholes.
Have they started using it like a badge of honor, like "deplorable"?
Don't they all ready know that they are assholes? I mean all of the Pats fans on here are (at least when talking NFL).
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Us. Assholes? Never.

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Now, now. Easy. It's talk like that the made Romero quit again.
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Both AFC teams have loudly criticized him in the past? Seems like a good excuse to me. Add in the last game at the ancient and hallowed Georgia Dome, and it's a no-brainer.
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I forgot about that whole subplot. Definitely more than enough for me to move from "NO!" to apathy as far as the Patriots winning goes.
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Sorry Steelers fans... I like Pittsburgh +6 and have wagered accordingly.
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Short armed.
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rass wrote:Short armed.

I get the misdirection but on third and one with a great rb thats a curious call.
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Bring me the Haley vs. Pioli Super Bowl
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A_B wrote:
rass wrote:Short armed.

I get the misdirection but on third and one with a great rb thats a curious call.
They do that often enough, and sometimes it works (maybe when he can go to 84 instead of 14).
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So no flag when the Pittsburgh guy shoved the New England guy after the whistle?
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AFC Championship drinking game: drink whenever your team's awesome RB is on the sideline for multiple offensive plays in a row talking to the team doctor...
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Johnnie wrote:So no flag when the Pittsburgh guy shoved the New England guy after the whistle?
nope?
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I can only conclude that Pittsburgh did not want to score a touchdown there.
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Rex wrote:I can only conclude that Pittsburgh did not want to score a touchdown there.
Positive: not the kicker's fault anymore?

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Very blah attempt at a 2 minute drill there. Sad!
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Only saw the 1 replay but not so sure on that PF on Shazier. But if Simms thinks it was a penalty it probably wasn't.
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Indefensible challenge.
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That was more probable than not a fumble.
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A_B wrote:Indefensible challenge.
I was fixing dinner and listening. Did the ref really say the Steelers recovered? If so, I disagree. Brady pretty clearly fumbled.
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Yeah I hadn't heard that part when I posted.
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How is that the left guard calling every snap not a false start?
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I'm so excited to be at the point in the game where I need Brady to really fuck up. That always works out so well.
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I want to say this game has been my most obvious case scenario, but I really thought the offense would be better than this.
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If the PAT wasn't shanked, this would be a 4 possession game right now.
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Westgate opens Super Bowl at New England -3. Kinda surprised to see them right on the key number.
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You think for spending 350k per year on your body you'd know how to get of the field on time. Sad!
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