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Jerloma can't view tweets (from work?), and as such finds himself missing out on portions of Swamp discussion.
I think it would be nice if we can all pitch in and take a couple of seconds to throw a quick description of recent, stand-out tweets into this thread. I think a separate thread is best so as to not disrupt the vibrant conversations taking place in the rest of the Swamp. I'm sure j-lo can make sense of the context and follow along. Maybe put the text in Twitter blue?
To get us kicked off, I offer this:
Shit Johnnie! That wasn't nice!
Thanks in advance everyone!
I think it would be nice if we can all pitch in and take a couple of seconds to throw a quick description of recent, stand-out tweets into this thread. I think a separate thread is best so as to not disrupt the vibrant conversations taking place in the rest of the Swamp. I'm sure j-lo can make sense of the context and follow along. Maybe put the text in Twitter blue?
To get us kicked off, I offer this:
Shit Johnnie! That wasn't nice!
Thanks in advance everyone!
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A portrait of the 2016 electoral map is being hung somewhere in the West Wing
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Trump uses Russian lawyers!
(i may not understand this)
(i may not understand this)
You know what you need? A lyrical sucker punch to the face.
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That's the idea!
Though there was a separate link included there, and I'm sure jerloma already checked it out.
Though there was a separate link included there, and I'm sure jerloma already checked it out.
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You guys are the best. I don't care what Scottie says about you.
And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness. - God
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Someone made a joke that the next head of the FBI should be the cop who stood guard while Roethlisberger was "hanging out" with a drunk girl
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Shit, who tweeted this?Jerloma wrote:You guys are the best. I don't care what Scottie says about you.
he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
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There was this naked woman kissing another naked woman and the caption said all they were missing was someone to join them. Seems legit.
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Pence intimates that he likes getting fucked by a horse.
I expect that you'll wear your shirt to his rally.
I expect that you'll wear your shirt to his rally.
mister d wrote:Couldn't have pegged me better.
EnochRoot wrote:I mean, whatever. Johnnie's all hot cuz I ride him.
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a stock photo of a crying little kid holding a gun
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Trump takes a shit on a sbarro counter
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What's the Ezekiel 23:20 thing?
And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness. - God
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Pence with a horse, quoting Reagan: "I've often said there's nothing better for the inside of a man than the outside of a horse."
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This is a half-mile down the street from me.
JERLOMA: THERE IS A WATER MAIN BREAK ABOUT A HALF-MILE DOWN THE STREET FROM ME. THE TWEET INCLUDES A PICTURE OF WATER FLYING DOZENS OF FEET IN THE AIR.
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Okay, thanks. Giff okay?
And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness. - God
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Mookie Wilson: When I’m in a slump, I comfort myself by saying if I believe in dinosaurs, then somewhere, they must be believing in me. And if they believe in me, then I can believe in me. Then I bust out of the slump.
"What a bunch of pedantic pricks." - sybian
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Wow. He could have used a teammate like Mark Grace.
And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness. - God
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on screen graphics appear to emanate from a butt
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That's a little ambiguous.
And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness. - God
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Trump grimaces as he pushes aside a man (fellow NATO leader) to get to the front of a group of people, then sort of preens.
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I started reading all these like Bob Saget announcing America's Funniest Home Video finalists and it's somehow even better
he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
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Billboard says "You can't hold hands with God when you're masturbating" (Picture of hand on fire)
Accompanying tweet says, "I have two hands."
"What a bunch of pedantic pricks." - sybian
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Could someone be a love and check the Pawsox Twitter feed and let me know if it says anything about the game being cancelled tonight?
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No mention of a cancellation for tonight on the official feed.
Until everything is less insane, I'm mixing weed with wine.
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Thank you.
And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness. - God
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Jerloma searches weird shit on Pornhub.
well this is gonna be someone's new signature - bronto
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Last two tweets in Trump thread anyone?
And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness. - God
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DJT: Who can figure out the true meaning of "covfefe" ??? Enjoy!
In reference to a report that Ivanka pressured DJT to not leave the Paris accords, "If only Ivanka were half as good at winning some of these policy fights as she is at making sure everyone knows she tried."
In reference to a report that Ivanka pressured DJT to not leave the Paris accords, "If only Ivanka were half as good at winning some of these policy fights as she is at making sure everyone knows she tried."
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And Vermont? Tennessee? Arkansas?
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(1) For people who are scared to death of what they think Sharia is they sure try their damndest to imitate it.
(2) North Carolina woman admits leading 30 parishioners in beating of gay church member to expel his ‘demons’ (Link to news story attached.)
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Hank Jr and his rowdy friends are coming back to MNF's opening theme song.
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engagement photos with a JC impersonator
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Subban is fucking awesome.
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Bernie Bros are still delusional.
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dude involved in Don Jr's meeting with the nice Russian lady lawyer wrote:cunty
eyebrows
nose
animal print shirt
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photo of Kit Harrington next to an old photo of GRRM and they look pretty damn similar
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Thank you!
And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness. - God
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Your boy Big Ben now says he regrets not being on the field. In response, a guy tweeted:
It appears Ben Roethlisberger is upset over an incident in which he did not give his enthusiastic consent. It's the Year of Perpetual Irony.
"What a bunch of pedantic pricks." - sybian
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Thank you!
And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness. - God