Okay . . . let's try this again.
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garyclark
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by garyclark » Sat Apr 20, 2013 8:28 pm
Benedict Cumberbatch - This one is going to be tough to beat in my mind. Especially because his full name Benedict Timothy Carlton Cumberbatch
Robert Snodgrass - There are some very British names in football. But this one tops my list.
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by Sabo » Sat Apr 20, 2013 8:44 pm
Leighton Baines leaps to mind.
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howard
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by howard » Sat Apr 20, 2013 9:00 pm
Chase Hedley ain't even gonna make the semis
ETA: I've always like Sir Denis Eton-Hogg. (You, don't talk so much--just smile and look smart)
Who knows? Maybe, you were kidnapped, tied up, taken away and held for ransom.
Those days are gone forever
Over a long time ago
Oh yeah…
TheHumanComa
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by TheHumanComa » Sun Apr 21, 2013 1:54 am
Sir Cyril Hinshelwood sounds pretty british.
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by kranepool » Sun Apr 21, 2013 6:28 am
Ridgewell Rupert Underpants-Pennington III
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by Johnnie » Sun Apr 21, 2013 9:38 am
TurdRyan determined the real answer was 'Cavendish' a while back. So lemme Googlewikisearch something and...
William Henry Cavendish-Bentinck, 3rd Duke of Portland
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by Steve of phpBB » Sun Apr 21, 2013 10:41 am
Needs more Nigel.
There are Williams and Henrys from the US and other countries.
There are no Nigels.
And his one problem is he didn’t go to Russia that night because he had extracurricular activities, and they froze to death.
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by sancarlos » Sun Apr 21, 2013 5:13 pm
I liked the names of the players for Footlights College in this old The Young Ones episode. You'll recognize some of the guest stars.
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howard
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by howard » Sun Apr 21, 2013 5:31 pm
Neil Wheedens Watkins Pye works. (Better than Vyvyan Basterd)
Who knows? Maybe, you were kidnapped, tied up, taken away and held for ransom.
Those days are gone forever
Over a long time ago
Oh yeah…
Baloney
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by Baloney » Mon Apr 22, 2013 11:23 am
Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall
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by travzilla » Mon Apr 22, 2013 11:49 am
Wesley Snipes
Liz:
No, I wanted to tell you to your face that I know that I can do better than you. And I'm never going to be Mrs. Snipes. Hang on, is your name Wesley Snipes? That is insane.
Wesley Snipes:
It's insane that the actor Wesley Snipes has that name. If you saw a picture of him and a picture of me and you were asked who should be named Wesley Snipes, you'd pick the pale Englishman every time. Every time, Liz! Frankly, you should be having this conversation with him!
brian
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by brian » Mon Apr 22, 2013 11:57 am
howard wrote: ETA: I've always like Sir Denis Eton-Hogg. (You, don't talk so much--just smile and look smart)
I've probably seen that movie a dozen times and I just now got this joke. (About his name.)
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by rass » Tue Aug 21, 2018 1:49 pm
I felt aswirl with warm secretions.
Baloney
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by Baloney » Tue Aug 21, 2018 1:54 pm
Nigel Starmer Smith
Jacob Rees-Mogg or cnut for short
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by Nonlinear FC » Tue Aug 21, 2018 2:05 pm
I feel like this thread was bumped just so we can all taunt brian for not getting that joke sooner.
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by Pruitt » Tue Aug 21, 2018 4:57 pm
Baloney wrote: ↑ Tue Aug 21, 2018 1:54 pm
Jacob Rees-Mogg or cnut for short
Not just the name - look at this twat!
"beautiful, with an exotic-yet-familiar facial structure and an arresting gaze."
mister d
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by mister d » Tue Aug 21, 2018 5:56 pm
Danny Welbeck too. Can't not say that in an accept.
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by Pruitt » Tue Aug 21, 2018 6:00 pm
Ruben Loftus-Cheek
"beautiful, with an exotic-yet-familiar facial structure and an arresting gaze."
Ryan
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by Ryan » Tue Aug 21, 2018 6:24 pm
This is an Irish-Cherokee magician
he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
Baloney
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by Baloney » Wed Aug 22, 2018 9:26 am
Pruitt wrote: ↑ Tue Aug 21, 2018 4:57 pm
Baloney wrote: ↑ Tue Aug 21, 2018 1:54 pm
Jacob Rees-Mogg or cnut for short
Not just the name - look at this twat!
His poor kids
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by The Sybian » Wed Aug 22, 2018 10:21 am
They are the English Santorums!
Baloney wrote: ↑ Wed Aug 22, 2018 9:26 am
His poor kids
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by Rush2112 » Wed Aug 22, 2018 10:42 am
Mary Anne Charlotte Emma I can hear her accent just looking at her.
Did you see that ludicrous display last night?
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by Pruitt » Wed Aug 22, 2018 11:22 am
He thinks he'll take over from May in the near future as well.
"beautiful, with an exotic-yet-familiar facial structure and an arresting gaze."
Baloney
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by Baloney » Wed Aug 22, 2018 12:17 pm
Pruitt wrote: ↑ Wed Aug 22, 2018 11:22 am
He thinks he'll take over from May in the near future as well.
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mister d
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by mister d » Wed Aug 22, 2018 12:35 pm
The Sybian wrote: ↑ Wed Aug 22, 2018 10:21 am
They are the English Santorums!
So Sixtus is dead?
Johnnie wrote: ↑ Sat Sep 10, 2022 8:13 pm Oh shit, you just reminded me about toilet paper.
The Sybian
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by The Sybian » Thu Aug 23, 2018 10:50 am
mister d wrote: ↑ Wed Aug 22, 2018 12:35 pm
The Sybian wrote: ↑ Wed Aug 22, 2018 10:21 am
They are the English Santorums!
So Sixtus is dead?
Holy fuck, that is funny.
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rass
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by rass » Tue Dec 15, 2020 7:25 am
I felt aswirl with warm secretions.
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by Johnnie » Tue Dec 15, 2020 7:43 am
Why does it irrationally annoy me that he had to describe her as both the oldest granddaughter and the second oldest child of his son?
Like, who gives a fuck? "My granddaughter" suffices.
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by Gunpowder » Tue Dec 15, 2020 7:53 am
Sargeant Steve Cum, as the Brits love their steves and also love cum
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mister d
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by mister d » Tue Dec 15, 2020 9:23 am
Just to clarify, 28 months ago I meant to write "accent" and not "accept".
Johnnie wrote: ↑ Sat Sep 10, 2022 8:13 pm Oh shit, you just reminded me about toilet paper.
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by The Sybian » Tue Dec 15, 2020 9:53 am
mister d wrote: ↑ Tue Dec 15, 2020 9:23 am
Just to clarify, 28 months ago I meant to write "accent" and not "accept".
No, you meant accept. Don't try and be like a Trump apologist and say he meant something completely different than what he plainly said. You are such a revisionist.
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mister d
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by mister d » Tue Dec 15, 2020 10:00 am
Johnnie wrote: ↑ Sat Sep 10, 2022 8:13 pm Oh shit, you just reminded me about toilet paper.
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by Jerloma » Tue Dec 15, 2020 10:42 am
There's a guy at my work named Fabian Pimpleton.
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by Pruitt » Tue Dec 15, 2020 12:37 pm
Nobby Stiles
"beautiful, with an exotic-yet-familiar facial structure and an arresting gaze."
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by Johnny Carwash » Fri Sep 17, 2021 3:31 pm
Dame Cressida Dick , commissioner of the London Metropolitan Police.
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by brian » Fri Sep 17, 2021 5:27 pm
I was today years old when I finally got the “Eton-Hogg” joke from Spinal Tap.
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by A_B » Fri Sep 17, 2021 5:29 pm
Pruitt wrote: ↑ Tue Dec 15, 2020 12:37 pm Nobby Stiles
And this predated Wright Thompson’s feature this week!
Hold on, I'm trying to see if Jack London ever gets this fire built or not.
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by Ryan » Fri Nov 05, 2021 9:36 am
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he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The