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He left out the part about the mass genocide and the child sex slaves.
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I think her mom was in a Robert Palmer video
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howard wrote:I think her mom was in a Robert Palmer video

That's hilarious. I blame that video for my fetish for brunettes in black stockings. Upon rewatching the video, the girls aren't nearly as hot as I remember.
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Holy shit, these guys are pure genius. Why didn't I think of this.


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The Sybian wrote:Holy shit, these guys are pure genius. Why didn't I think of this.
You've never thought about doing something semi-sexual for breast cancer awareness month? I'm sure every dude has. I'm pretty sure that half the reason breast cancer gets the press it does is because it involves tits and everyone loves tits. You can create silly puns (Save 2nd base) and generally half jokingly offer to check for lumps.

If I had my way, testicular cancer awareness month with coincide with breast cancer awareness month and it would turn into R-rated super happy fun times.

(And this is only genius because you can get away with something like this very easily in L.A. Plus, they dropped nearly $2,100 just to motorboat.)
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Johnnie wrote:
The Sybian wrote:Holy shit, these guys are pure genius. Why didn't I think of this.
You've never thought about doing something semi-sexual for breast cancer awareness month? I'm sure every dude has. I'm pretty sure that half the reason breast cancer gets the press it does is because it involves tits and everyone loves tits. You can create silly puns (Save 2nd base) and generally half jokingly offer to check for lumps.

If I had my way, testicular cancer awareness month with coincide with breast cancer awareness month and it would turn into R-rated super happy fun times.

(And this is only genius because you can get away with something like this very easily in L.A. Plus, they dropped nearly $2,100 just to motorboat.)

No, they dropped $2,100 to get a ton of hits and subscribers to their website. Consider it advertising money that they will surely get back. As for breast cancer awareness perviness, I am pretty sure this shit blew up after I was married.
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The Sybian wrote:No, they dropped $2,100 to get a ton of hits and subscribers to their website. Consider it advertising money that they will surely get back. As for breast cancer awareness perviness, I am pretty sure this shit blew up after I was married.
Yea, that's true. They will earn it back. People get paid off of being entertaining on YouTube. If I wasn't so lazy and ambivalent, I'd do the whole channel thing. I wanted to in Korea, but yea. Too much work to learn. Not enough viewership. Plus I had soju to drink and stuff to do. Etc...etc...
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The Sybian wrote:No, they dropped $2,100 to get a ton of hits and subscribers to their website. Consider it advertising money that they will surely get back. As for breast cancer awareness perviness, I am pretty sure this shit blew up after I was married.
Yea, that's true. They will earn it back. People get paid off of being entertaining on YouTube. If I wasn't so lazy and ambivalent, I'd do the whole channel thing. I wanted to in Korea, but yea. Too much work to learn. Not enough viewership. Plus I had soju to drink and stuff to do. Etc...etc...
You were right about them getting their money back. But it was from the organization that they donated it too. Righteous indignation from the internet trolls wins again!

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If they really cared about charity or cancer research, they could just donate the money anonymously. But of course, that's NOT what they are interested in. Like 99% of the other charity leaches out there, they just want the publicity and the appearance of being good guys.
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Shirley wrote:If they really cared about charity or cancer research, they could just donate the money anonymously. But of course, that's NOT what they are interested in. Like 99% of the other charity leaches out there, they just want the publicity and the appearance of being good guys.
Hey, the October NFL threads are that way ---->
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The Sybian wrote:No, they dropped $2,100 to get a ton of hits and subscribers to their website. Consider it advertising money that they will surely get back.
The video is now set to private. They're not going to earn many advertising dollars that way.

That said, from things I've read, making money on Youtube is hit or miss and greatly depends on exactly how you structure the adverts and all that. Some people make a shit tonne off of one viral video, while others make a pittance off of their entire channel.
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Christopher Walken still carries that knitter gene.



(I've never heard of this company, but these commercials are fantastic.) There are three more here - http://www.jwz.org/blog/2013/10/walken-knits/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
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Shirley wrote:Christopher Walken still carries that knitter gene.
That's gold.
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THERE’S NOWT WRONG WITH GALA LUNCHEONS, LAD!
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govmentchedda wrote:
Shirley wrote:Christopher Walken still carries that knitter gene.
That's gold.
Yeah, I was kind of proud of that. Thanks for noticing.
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Shirley wrote:
govmentchedda wrote:
Shirley wrote:Christopher Walken still carries that knitter gene.
That's gold.
Yeah, I was kind of proud of that. Thanks for noticing.
Took me a second look to get it, but yes.
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The follow up to What Does The Fox Say?

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Thank you for posting the previous three videos.

Seriously, that was great entertainment.

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Read that the sea lion lives around the marina and people feed it the leftover bait after a trip. I guess he was a little hungrier.
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Not a Stewart vid, but it's from The Daily Show. (Doesn't embed.)

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THERE’S NOWT WRONG WITH GALA LUNCHEONS, LAD!
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Kranepool wins for most random. Shut 'er down.
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For the Canadian contingent.

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Former WWE champion Chris Jericho has a new web TV series called "But I'm Chris Jericho!". The first episode is pretty funny.

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A new true facts and oh yeah...it's the cuttlefish. I'm a huge fan of the cuttlefish.

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Holy fuck.

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The world needed to know.

Why, I'm not learning that on piano the second I get home now?
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Sweet dreams

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Shirley wrote:Sweet dreams
Totally Kafkaesque indeed
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I know she makes 100x more money doing what she's doing, but damn if Miley Cyrus couldn't be an excellent, respected artist if she wanted to be. This performance shocked me.

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I felt aswirl with warm secretions.
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The Russian Police Choir doing Daft Punk not ironically at all...

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