Tom 1860 wrote:I love being in my 40's and being grumpy as fuck, too old to still play competitive sport and too young to sit around waiting to die. I intend to cast a shadow of Christmas gloom upon all those I meet between now and fake child's fake birthday.
Bravo.
The 50s are even better. And by better, I mean more bitter.
Who knows? Maybe, you were kidnapped, tied up, taken away and held for ransom.
Those days are gone forever
Over a long time ago
Oh yeah…
AB_skin_test wrote:I like halloween. Spending is negligible. A few pumpkins, a costume for the kids.
I don't understand why anyone would have a level of vitriol greater than "mild" for it, but hey, to each his own.
I have Halloween apathy. I didn't even realize it was Halloween today until I hopped on the bike at the gym for my conditioning and saw the morning news people in costumes.
I'll have to stock up on the half-price candy.
"We're not the smartest people in the world. We go down the straightaway and turn left. That's literally what we do." -- Clint Bowyer
Tom 1860 wrote:I love being in my 40's and being grumpy as fuck, too old to still play competitive sport and too young to sit around waiting to die. I intend to cast a shadow of Christmas gloom upon all those I meet between now and fake child's fake birthday.
You are my new hero, Tom.
Seconded.
"beautiful, with an exotic-yet-familiar facial structure and an arresting gaze."
I should have bought a little bit of candy. I guess German kids trick or treat too. However, luckily my village is small and I only had a few doorbell rings.
mister d wrote:Couldn't have pegged me better.
EnochRoot wrote:I mean, whatever. Johnnie's all hot cuz I ride him.
Scottie wrote:Surely you can combine German Oktoberfest with German Halloween? Simply don lederhosen and hand out steins of beer.
That sounds like something I will surely do next year. Beer is plentiful and cheap over here. Why not give it to children, right? Hell the everything age is 16 anyway. You should see the kerwe (care - vay) for each village and the celebration. This link details it fairly well. It's a weekend long party with rituals and the like that encourages the kids of the village to get plastered frathouse shitfaced. And then it ends with nary a peep that it even happened. The one in my village was the 3rd weekend of August and I was awestruck to say the least.
mister d wrote:Couldn't have pegged me better.
EnochRoot wrote:I mean, whatever. Johnnie's all hot cuz I ride him.
Tom 1860 wrote:Bring on 8 weeks of twatting humbug I say... Incidentally, I have just returned from Tesco's where they already have a Christmas aisle, the money felching cunts!
I love being in my 40's and being grumpy as fuck, too old to still play competitive sport and too young to sit around waiting to die. I intend to cast a shadow of Christmas gloom upon all those I meet between now and fake child's fake birthday.
Human beings love it when other human beings do things that make them feel morally superior.
"Hey look at this person! Can you believe this person? I would never do that! Aren't I awesome?"
And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness. - God
And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness. - God
Jerloma wrote:I agree with all of that but still...when do I get to dress like Jesus?
The guy from the NYC marathon over the weekend put yours to shame.
Yeah but I don't think he was trying to be ironic.
And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness. - God
