Breakfast Today
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Breakfast Today
I think I'm just going to have cereal.
It's boring, but it does the job.
ALMONDS AIN'T GOT TITTIES
It's boring, but it does the job.
ALMONDS AIN'T GOT TITTIES
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Re: Breakfast Today
Toasted bagel with butter, yogurt mixed with granola.
Cause that's how I roll before a trip to the gym.
Cause that's how I roll before a trip to the gym.
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All I'm picturing is Irv Cross smiling in front of a huge stack of pancakes.
he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The
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holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
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Turkey sandwich eaten hastily as I got the boy ready for school.
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I'm still trying to figure out whether:
1. GPJ's post was trolling zipper, and everyone else missed it
2. GPJ's post was trolling zipper, and everyone else's response is a subtle acknowledgement and continuation
3. No trolling involved, and this should be taken at face value
1. GPJ's post was trolling zipper, and everyone else missed it
2. GPJ's post was trolling zipper, and everyone else's response is a subtle acknowledgement and continuation
3. No trolling involved, and this should be taken at face value
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I'm going with 1.
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1's the only thing I know it can't be
he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
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I rocked a bowl where I mixed both Corn Chex and Peanut Butter Chex.
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When does the stack of pancakes fall victim to a pair of uncalled personal fouls?
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A few weeks ago I started making a week's worth of breakfasts on Sundays. I make a dozen eggs (scrambled), a package of frozen potatoes o'brien and a package of link sausages. Split it up into five containers (after eating some) and it's a pretty decent breakfast that can be heated up quickly.
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Take that shit to the breakfast tomorrow thread.
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You couldn't even get away with that much gluten these days.DSafetyGuy wrote: ↑Mon Nov 04, 2019 1:12 pmWhen does the stack of pancakes fall victim to a pair of uncalled personal fouls?
he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
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While shopping this past weekend, my wife says we need some almond milk, and I respond, louder than I intended, with the above. The old lady buying eggs was not amused.
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Sitting here working in my normal coffee shop spot and a woman comes in and sits 2 tables down with a take-out box full of pancakes and bacon (from Snooze probably). Criminal.
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we're getting a snooze and a denver biscuit company (within like two blocks of each other) in a couple weeks
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Does the coffee shop offer food? Cause if so I think they'd be fully within their rights to ask them to leave.
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They do, but it's not that strict of a joint. (I mean, my dog is sleeping in the chair next to me). It's also like 14º and blizzarding out so the clientele level is pretty down today anyway.
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Dropped an "almonds ain't got titties!" in a group chat with a bunch of parents. I feel good about it.
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I’m sure some of you only source yogurt from goats you know personally and which have been fed perrier water and fresh cut hay on the hour, but for me, the Oui yogurts are the best in the aisle.
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Someone is worried he’s not cultured enough to talk yogurt
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(frozen blueberries on bran flakes with milk, coffee)
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Not even close!
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Two breakfast tacos with turkey, broccoli, fried corn, egg and cheese (aka tacos made from leftovers) with coffee.
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8 oz bottle of Diet Coke.
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I’ve been trying to give up most of my carbs most days, so I’m off cereal right now. Egg white, blue cheese, and sausage omelet!
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Same, and I'm doing the 8/16 fast, and generally opting to cut out breakfast. That being said, I'm going to make a big omelet right now for first meal.
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I know we're progressing and almonds can be whatever they want to these days but it bears repeating that almonds still ain't got titties
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Almond farming is horrible for the environment.
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They have 8-ounce bottles?
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Yes. Every so often - glass in my local market.
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btw, I've gotten attached to these add-ons for omelets and grilling rubs.
(Justice is a blend including shallots, garlic, onions, green peppercorn...)
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Justice is my go to for green beans, among other things. (Our spice cabinet looks like a Penzey's showroom)