Random Videos

Post by **Shirley** » Fri Jan 17, 2014 2:30 pm

The Sybian wrote:I'm missing something here. If all you are doing is adding positive integers, why do you need to factor in the [1-1+1-1...] and multiply it by [1+2-3+4...]? What does that have to do with anything? I'm guessing that string theory somehow plays into it, but I haven't read much on string theory.

You don't have to. It's just a way to break the problem (1 + 2 + 3 + 4 ...) into smaller problems that have known solutions.

degenerasian · Post by **degenerasian** » Fri Jan 17, 2014 5:37 pm

kranepool · Post by **kranepool** » Sat Jan 18, 2014 3:12 pm

Oh look. It's time for my nuts to retreat up into my chest cavity again.

DaveInSeattle · Post by **DaveInSeattle** » Sun Jan 19, 2014 5:57 pm

Because you asked for it....

Nick Saban does the electric slide...

https://vine.co/v/hlXUvPXJEgl

Post by **Shirley** » Tue Jan 21, 2014 6:13 pm

The Sybian · Post by **The Sybian** » Tue Jan 21, 2014 9:29 pm

Indistinguishable from a stop motion video of the development of a krokodil wound.

The Sybian · Post by **The Sybian** » Thu Jan 23, 2014 9:10 pm

howard · Post by **howard** » Thu Jan 23, 2014 11:10 pm

"Just workin' my lats"

Post by **brian** » Fri Jan 24, 2014 11:06 am

Bad NFL lip reading. I haven't laughed that hard out loud in a long time.

A_B · Post by **A_B** » Fri Jan 24, 2014 11:34 am

brian wrote:Bad NFL lip reading. I haven't laughed that hard out loud in a long time.

The McDoalds commercials are pretty good, too

The Sybian · Post by **The Sybian** » Fri Jan 24, 2014 11:45 am

Ever wonder what it looks like to pop a horse's zit? Me neither, but here you go. Starts of a little slow, but stay with it.

Pruitt · Post by **Pruitt** » Fri Jan 24, 2014 1:18 pm

Why in the name of God did I watch that?

Johnnie · Post by **Johnnie** » Fri Jan 24, 2014 3:07 pm

Pruitt wrote:Why in the name of God did I watch that?

Gah. Why did someone inject marinara sauce and cottage cheese underneath the skin of that horse?

And why did I watch it and then follow it up by clicking on the "epic pimple" video linked in the window afterward? I made it like 30 seconds into that one before I clicked it off.

The Sybian · Post by **The Sybian** » Fri Jan 24, 2014 3:32 pm

Johnnie wrote:
Pruitt wrote:Why in the name of God did I watch that?
Gah. Why did someone inject marinara sauce and cottage cheese underneath the skin of that horse?

And why did I watch it and then follow it up by clicking on the "epic pimple" video linked in the window afterward? I made it like 30 seconds into that one before I clicked it off.

I watched one called something to the effect of "25 year old zit." I had no idea WTF was going on, but someone was attempting to remove what looked like a dark green chunk of artichoke from a tiny hole in someone else's skin. Really no idea what that was. I watched a few minutes of Tosh last night, and they showed reaction vids of people watching the horse pimple, so I had to see what the fuss was. I still refuse to watch 2 girls 1 cup, despite seeing a dozen or so of reaction videos. Yet I did have to see goatse to believe it. I'm surprised the horse was so still and patient, that had to hurt. Those large chunks the guy had to pull out were nasty, and at one point it sounded like someone was gagging. I'd have to imagine the stink was horrible.

Giff · Post by **Giff** » Sat Jan 25, 2014 11:55 am

I skipped ahead and was able to watch literally one second of that. Gross.

Post by **Shirley** » Tue Jan 28, 2014 9:42 am

A peek inside the Disney vault!

DSafetyGuy · Post by **DSafetyGuy** » Tue Jan 28, 2014 10:55 am

I think the still for that video means this thread needs an "NSFW" stamp.

Johnny Carwash · Post by **Johnny Carwash** » Wed Jan 29, 2014 8:22 am

Title is accurate.

sancarlos · Post by **sancarlos** » Thu Jan 30, 2014 8:25 pm

Anybody ever try this?

The Sybian · Post by **The Sybian** » Thu Feb 06, 2014 1:45 pm

This Patrick Kane fellow is an above-average stick handler.

Post by **Shirley** » Thu Feb 06, 2014 5:30 pm

A blast from the past.

"She gave me a number of options."

Post by **Shirley** » Mon Feb 10, 2014 4:42 pm

I guess that was your accomplice's car in the chipper.

Post by **Shirley** » Fri Feb 14, 2014 2:39 pm

Just Ella

Johnnie · Post by **Johnnie** » Fri Feb 14, 2014 3:19 pm

I don't get it.

Scottie · Post by **Scottie** » Fri Feb 14, 2014 3:40 pm

Best I can tell there's little to get. The spreadsheet date is 2023. It's typically shallow Toronto fare. Although the protagonist had that kid* to dead to rights with the crossbow yet didn't shoot her. Perhaps this is a short film about regret.

* presumably herself both at the time of filming and the dream time, insane time.

Surely a film school mid-week assignment.

Post by **Shirley** » Fri Feb 14, 2014 3:57 pm

I liked the ambiguity. My take was this was set in some sort of dangerous post-apocalyptic hellscape. The protagonist is a tough survivor who was traveling/surviving with a little girl (Katy). Her sister? The little girl died - likely eaten by monsters ("they are so hungry"). The lonely protagonist is feeling intense guilt and having dreams/hallucinations about the little girl she lost.

Good storytelling, in my opinion.

Scottie · Post by **Scottie** » Fri Feb 14, 2014 4:21 pm

Let's deconstruct it. For "some sort of dangerous post-apocalyptic hellscape" it's a nice sunny day outdoors and the door to the house isn't even locked. Yet she's carrying a crossbow. Electricity? Yep, works. No problem with the utilities. Bad edit timing on the automated voice beginning just as the (functional) refrigerator is opened. It contains food, presumably unexpired. Welcome to a "collectively run organization dedicated to human sovereignty"? Well, that's boilerplate leftist groupthink so, yeah, "post-apocalyptic hellscape" is starting to explain that aspect. Her duty of the day is "clean washrooms", note the plural, but on the whiteboard upon which there are several distinctly unique handwritings she can't supply the correct date (yet the computer she uses does). There's bottled water, clearly no shortage. There's no point in soldering wiring to a circuit board unless there is a use for a circuit board. She never uses the circuit board; the activity appears pointless and (again) without any character motivation. There is enough disposable material around, no shortage, that she can destroy some (wood) for no apparent reason. The kid voice says "I'm hungry, Ella." She ignores this, smokes a joint. Wakes up but not from a dreamworld, still where she was, she was just napping; the automated computer voice confirms this. Goes to the computer and edits a spreadsheet cell to remove the name of someone that was never really there anyway. The two other windows open on the computer taskbar appear to be Windows Explorer and Internet Explorer (effectively useful only if there is still an internet) so it is not a controlled environment, she can easily alter that. She leaves and doesn't lock the door.

If that is good storytelling it would only be because the viewer did all of the work for it.

Johnnie · Post by **Johnnie** » Sun Feb 16, 2014 4:42 pm

Wow, you pretty much broke it down better than I could. When I'm presented with stuff like that of which I have to decipher on my own, I just go blank and move on. Sometimes I'll eventually get it because it'll stick in my head that there was a reason that thing existed and I have to know why, but with this? Lost.

Anyhoo, this mash-up of a trap (that's the genre's name) song and this 80's aerobics workout routine is hysterical. Dude's face at 1:24. Dead.

Scottie · Post by **Scottie** » Sun Feb 16, 2014 5:05 pm

There was this cult once, and probably there were quite a number of similar cults throughout the ages, that believed its members were an intergalactic getaway team and then when a particularly large comet passed by the Earth, a unique comet in the wake of which trailed an intergalactic spaceship, they would all catch a ride to some paradisaical interplanetary stop somewhere further down along the space bus route. They all dressed for the occasion in snazzy track suits and Nikes; they even had exact change in their pockets for interplanetary bus fare. Nobody really knows what went on behind closed doors before they all drank cyanide and phenobarbital end-it-all martinis and their souls departed for a presumably better disposable product producing planet. Nobody has any idea what they were really up to. But were I a betting man, that video is what I'm putting my money on.

kranepool · Post by **kranepool** » Sun Feb 16, 2014 5:09 pm

The Sybian wrote:

Brandon Bollig is more my speed.

wlu_lax6 · Post by **wlu_lax6** » Mon Feb 17, 2014 4:54 pm

GoPro on a Curling Stone
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Jerloma · Post by **Jerloma** » Wed Feb 19, 2014 4:10 pm

This has me in tears...

Johnnie · Post by **Johnnie** » Thu Feb 20, 2014 2:44 pm

Mac Lethal is ridiculous.

wlu_lax6 · Post by **wlu_lax6** » Tue Feb 25, 2014 8:39 am

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Post by **Shirley** » Thu Feb 27, 2014 1:43 pm

The Sybian · Post by **The Sybian** » Tue Mar 04, 2014 9:54 pm

Let's try this again. Fake chef makes it onto several local newscasts

Pruitt · Post by **Pruitt** » Wed Mar 05, 2014 7:33 am

The Sybian wrote:Let's try this again. Fake chef makes it onto several local newscasts

God help me, I love this stuff.

Reminds me of the legend himself - "K-Strass!"

The Sybian · Post by **The Sybian** » Wed Mar 05, 2014 9:17 am

Pruitt wrote:
The Sybian wrote:Let's try this again. Fake chef makes it onto several local newscasts
God help me, I love this stuff.

Reminds me of the legend himself - "K-Strass!"

I actually followed the youtube black hole and watched several K-Strass videos. He is great.

Post by **brian** » Wed Mar 05, 2014 3:57 pm

Very cool short movie (7 minutes) about only the third perfect round in Putt Putt history.

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rass · Post by **rass** » Wed Mar 05, 2014 4:07 pm

That was so earnest as to defy mocking. Neat.