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Jerloma
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by Jerloma » Fri May 14, 2021 3:42 pm
It's funny because it sounds like "Why the long face?"
And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness. - God
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by A_B » Fri May 14, 2021 3:48 pm
Jerloma wrote: ↑ Fri May 14, 2021 3:42 pm
It's funny because it sounds like "Why the long face?"
Does someone need a Friday cookie?
Hold on, I'm trying to see if Jack London ever gets this fire built or not.
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by Jerloma » Fri May 14, 2021 3:51 pm
A_B wrote: ↑ Fri May 14, 2021 3:48 pm
Jerloma wrote: ↑ Fri May 14, 2021 3:42 pm
It's funny because it sounds like "Why the long face?"
Does someone need a Friday cookie?
All I really want is affirmation. That's why I keep you guys on staff.
And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness. - God
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by A_B » Fri May 14, 2021 3:51 pm
Jerloma wrote: ↑ Fri May 14, 2021 3:51 pm
A_B wrote: ↑ Fri May 14, 2021 3:48 pm
Jerloma wrote: ↑ Fri May 14, 2021 3:42 pm
It's funny because it sounds like "Why the long face?"
Does someone need a Friday cookie?
All I really want is affirmation. That's why I keep you guys on staff.
How religious of you.
Hold on, I'm trying to see if Jack London ever gets this fire built or not.
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by mister d » Fri May 14, 2021 3:56 pm
Jerloma wrote: ↑ Fri May 14, 2021 3:42 pm
It's funny because it sounds like "Why the long face?"
So the pope is sad because he's in a bar?
Johnnie wrote: ↑ Sat Sep 10, 2022 8:13 pm Oh shit, you just reminded me about toilet paper.
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by rass » Fri May 14, 2021 6:35 pm
Copin’ ain’t easy
I felt aswirl with warm secretions.
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by P.D.X. » Fri May 14, 2021 6:54 pm
And there's the one about the rabbit who walks into a blood donation clinic with a priest and a minister and declares that he's a type-O.
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by A_B » Fri May 14, 2021 6:56 pm
P.D.X. wrote: ↑ Fri May 14, 2021 6:54 pm
And there's the one about the rabbit who walks into a blood donation clinic with a priest and a minister and declares that he's a type-O.
That’s frogging great! Awesome joke!
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by sancarlos » Fri May 14, 2021 8:28 pm
Jerloma , I laughed, if that helps.
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by Rush2112 » Fri May 14, 2021 11:36 pm
sancarlos wrote: ↑ Fri May 14, 2021 8:28 pm
Jerloma , I laughed, if that helps.
It's made the rounds around the jokesters at the CU libraries.
Did you see that ludicrous display last night?
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by Jerloma » Fri May 14, 2021 11:59 pm
A_B wrote: ↑ Fri May 14, 2021 6:56 pm
P.D.X. wrote: ↑ Fri May 14, 2021 6:54 pm
And there's the one about the rabbit who walks into a blood donation clinic with a priest and a minister and declares that he's a type-O.
That’s frogging great! Awesome joke!
Oh go fuck yourself, AB! I hope you enjoy your shitty Days Inn in Braintree!!
And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness. - God
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by L-Jam3 » Tue Aug 10, 2021 4:02 pm
My 10 y/o son told me this one:
Q: Where’s the best place to get an athletic cup?
A: Dick Supporting Goods.
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by Steve of phpBB » Tue Aug 10, 2021 4:42 pm
Heh.
And his one problem is he didn’t go to Russia that night because he had extracurricular activities, and they froze to death.
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by mister d » Tue Aug 10, 2021 4:49 pm
Time to have the talk about separation of Dick and Balls.
Johnnie wrote: ↑ Sat Sep 10, 2022 8:13 pm Oh shit, you just reminded me about toilet paper.
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by L-Jam3 » Thu Mar 31, 2022 11:58 am
If the GOP builds an electricity system does it become a White Power Grid?
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by wlu_lax6 » Thu Mar 31, 2022 12:00 pm
L-Jam3 wrote: ↑ Tue Aug 10, 2021 4:02 pm
My 10 y/o son told me this one:
Q: Where’s the best place to get an athletic cup?
A: Dick Supporting Goods.
That is pretty good. When we were visiting my sister-in-law my son had his first spit take for something like that. We were driving near Buckhead and my wife says "that is a huge Dicks" (referencing the very big store). From the back seat I hear liquid being sprayed and a full laugh.
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by rass » Wed Aug 31, 2022 1:45 pm
I felt aswirl with warm secretions.
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by A_B » Thu Mar 16, 2023 3:00 pm
Friend just got back from a trip to Europe. While he was there, he got sick in a small place in Spain. He called the front desk to ask where he might find a doctor, and to his surprise, they had a doctor on staff. The doctor came to his room, examined him and gave him some medicine. My friend says "I can't believe a small place like this has a doctor on staff!' The doctor nodded and said, "Well, no one expects the Spanish Inn Physician."
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by Nonlinear FC » Thu Mar 16, 2023 3:23 pm
No.
You can lead a horse to fish, but you can't fish out a horse.
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by Pruitt IV » Thu Mar 16, 2023 3:56 pm
Sonofabitch
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by Ryan » Wed Aug 23, 2023 2:38 pm
VIDEO
he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
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by Pruitt IV » Wed Aug 23, 2023 4:04 pm
Gold!
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by Jerloma » Thu Aug 31, 2023 7:20 pm
I got mugged by six dwarves last night...not happy.
And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness. - God
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by L-Jam3 » Thu Sep 28, 2023 7:46 am
An octopus has a gun in each tentacle pointed at a cat.
“One arm too few, motherfucker.”
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by A_B » Thu Sep 28, 2023 7:56 am
Jerloma wrote: ↑ Thu Aug 31, 2023 7:20 pm
I got mugged by six dwarves last night...not happy.
just saw this. gold.
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by L-Jam3 » Tue Oct 17, 2023 9:30 am
This just happened:
HER: Honey, come in and take a look at this:
I go in.
HER: Look. One of the speakers I have in this presentation. His last name is Gaslightwala.
ME: Well you better not believe anything that fuckin' guy says.
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by Pruitt IV » Tue Oct 17, 2023 9:59 am
Old man is sitting in the basement watching TV when his wife yells at him from the bedroom -
"Sid! Come upstairs and make passionate love to me!"
Sid thinks and then yells back "Okay - but I can only do one."
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by L-Jam3 » Fri Feb 23, 2024 9:52 am
“So I guess I’m supposed to know everything now?” said the cowboy on his second rodeo.
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by Rush2112 » Fri Feb 23, 2024 2:22 pm
You couldn't make Blazing Saddles today. They'd take one look at the script and say "This is just Blazing Saddles we already made this movie."
Did you see that ludicrous display last night?
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by sancarlos » Fri Feb 23, 2024 4:44 pm
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"What a bunch of pedantic pricks." - sybian
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by mister d » Fri Feb 23, 2024 4:48 pm
He's so good that even when you know where its going it still works.
Johnnie wrote: ↑ Sat Sep 10, 2022 8:13 pm Oh shit, you just reminded me about toilet paper.
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by Pruitt IV » Fri Feb 23, 2024 6:54 pm
Phenomenal.
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by bfj » Sun Feb 25, 2024 11:49 am
BFJ is the town wizard who runs a magic shop. He also has a golem that he has trained to attack anti-Semites.
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by Giff » Sun Feb 25, 2024 11:58 am
I thought it was going to be big fat Jew cock! That’s hilarious.
well this is gonna be someone's new signature - bronto
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by The Sybian » Sun Feb 25, 2024 1:10 pm
An honest to God cult of personality - formed around a failed steak salesman.
-Pruitt
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by Giff » Wed Mar 06, 2024 2:42 pm
A dad was driving with his young son and they were unknowingly following Lorena Bobbitt. All of a sudden, there's a thump on the windshield and when the dad realized what it was, he quickly turned on the wipers and it flew away. His young son says, "dad, what was that?!" The dad replied "oh, it was just a huge bug" to which the son replied, "wow, it sure had a big dick!"
well this is gonna be someone's new signature - bronto
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by govmentchedda » Wed Mar 06, 2024 3:57 pm
I've got a new paternity case where the father has taken the child from my client, Destiny. My job is to reunite Destiny's Child.
Until everything is less insane, I'm mixing weed with wine.
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by sancarlos » Fri Mar 08, 2024 12:37 pm
It's been months since I bought the book, "How to scam people online."
It still hasn't arrived yet.
"What a bunch of pedantic pricks." - sybian
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by DSafetyGuy » Fri Mar 08, 2024 1:15 pm
sancarlos wrote: ↑ Fri Mar 08, 2024 12:37 pm
It's been months since I bought the book, "How to scam people online."
It still hasn't arrived yet.
Did you clip that one from Twitter (I saw it yesterday)?
“The running, the jumping... a celebration of life.”
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by sancarlos » Fri Mar 08, 2024 1:20 pm
DSafetyGuy wrote: ↑ Fri Mar 08, 2024 1:15 pm
sancarlos wrote: ↑ Fri Mar 08, 2024 12:37 pm
It's been months since I bought the book, "How to scam people online."
It still hasn't arrived yet.
Did you clip that one from Twitter (I saw it yesterday)?
Yep
"What a bunch of pedantic pricks." - sybian