The OFFICIAL 2022 NFL Offseason Thread

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EnochRoot wrote: Tue Jun 07, 2022 9:55 pm
brian wrote: Tue Jun 07, 2022 8:37 pm
A_B wrote: Tue Jun 07, 2022 8:09 pm I’m out for sure. Fuck this guy and this stupid decision by my team.
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$4.65 billion. Jeeezus Christ.
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mister d wrote: Tue Jun 07, 2022 8:43 pm
A_B wrote: Tue Jun 07, 2022 8:09 pm I’m out for sure. Fuck this guy and this stupid decision by my team.
I think this is good. Teams assume fans simply won’t walk away.
I dropped the Browns after 50 years of fandom.

Wasn't the only member of the Toronto Browns Backers to walk away, but in reality, the number was pretty small. And from the tone of the postings on the website, the outrage will only kick in if they start the year 1-5 or so.
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brian wrote: Tue Jun 07, 2022 11:46 pm $4.65 billion. Jeeezus Christ.
For the Broncos even. Jerry Jones great great great great grandkids just told their great great grandkids they were set.
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Ive always thought of professional franchises as vanity purchases. But a few of these guys are MAKING IT in NFL ownership. Buy low and win seems to be the path. Prices seems way too high but whos to say. The win part might more possible than any other league.

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Hold on, can we stop and restate that the Texans gave Watson copies of non-disclosure agreements for him to use after one masseuse threatened on Instagram to go public?
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L-Jam3 wrote: Wed Jun 08, 2022 8:47 am Hold on, can we stop and restate that the Texans gave Watson copies of non-disclosure agreements for him to use after one masseuse threatened on Instagram to go public?
It's "sell the team" level offensive.
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Don't they pretend to be a super religious org?
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A_B wrote: Wed Jun 08, 2022 8:49 am
L-Jam3 wrote: Wed Jun 08, 2022 8:47 am Hold on, can we stop and restate that the Texans gave Watson copies of non-disclosure agreements for him to use after one masseuse threatened on Instagram to go public?
It's "sell the team" level offensive.
Or, as Dan Snyder would refer to it, Tuesday.
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A_B wrote: Wed Jun 08, 2022 8:49 am
L-Jam3 wrote: Wed Jun 08, 2022 8:47 am Hold on, can we stop and restate that the Texans gave Watson copies of non-disclosure agreements for him to use after one masseuse threatened on Instagram to go public?
It's "sell the team" level offensive.
Wonder if the NFL would look into voiding the trade if the Texans didn't disclose this to the Browns.
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Giff wrote: Wed Jun 08, 2022 9:09 am
A_B wrote: Wed Jun 08, 2022 8:49 am
L-Jam3 wrote: Wed Jun 08, 2022 8:47 am Hold on, can we stop and restate that the Texans gave Watson copies of non-disclosure agreements for him to use after one masseuse threatened on Instagram to go public?
It's "sell the team" level offensive.
Wonder if the NFL would look into voiding the trade if the Texans didn't disclose this to the Browns.
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I think the draft already happening would negate that possibility. That's a lot to untangle at this point.
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mister d wrote: Wed Jun 08, 2022 8:54 am Don't they pretend to be a super religious org?
And they seem to be running the place like a mega-church.
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brian wrote: Tue Jun 07, 2022 11:46 pm $4.65 billion. Jeeezus Christ.
I think I read a comment that equivalent to an average family is $9k when you compare percentage of total wealth.

So this is like a small house renovation to the Walton family.
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Each of the seven Bowlen kids is going to get about $515 million each before taxes and whatever fees get charged for something like this.
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So fucked up they'll lose some of that half billion each to taxes.
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mister d wrote: Wed Jun 08, 2022 1:49 pm So fucked up they'll lose some of that half billion each to taxes.
How will they ever survive?
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A_B wrote: Wed Jun 08, 2022 2:13 pm
mister d wrote: Wed Jun 08, 2022 1:49 pm So fucked up they'll lose some of that half billion each to taxes.
How will they ever survive?
They gotta put food on the table and a roof over their heads...
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A literal attempt to overthrow the government is a "dust up" to this fucking clown.

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Yeah he’s got some problems too in his past.
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And coaching in DC.

A nice touch.
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I wonder if Seahawks fans really understand what is about to happen to their team...
RENTON, Wash. - Seattle Seahawks quarterback Geno Smith says he doesn't foresee "any problem" resulting from his January arrest on suspicion of DUI.

Smith, who is competing with Drew Lock to replace Russell Wilson as Seattle's starter, was made available to reporters Wednesday for the first time since the arrest.

"Those things will be worked out, but I'm extremely confident in all those things," Smith said after the Seahawks' second minicamp practice. "Those things, they have a timeline and they have to get worked out, but I don't see any problem."
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I really do think they'd be close to a .500 team with Geno. Even so I'd want to play Lock and hope he has an unexpected breakout or I end up drafting in the top 5.


Still think Geno is much better than he's ever given credit for but man does he have a propensity for back-breaking fumbles.
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Gunpowder wrote: Thu Jun 09, 2022 10:16 am I really do think they'd be close to a .500 team with Geno. Even so I'd want to play Lock and hope he has an unexpected breakout or I end up drafting in the top 5.


Still think Geno is much better than he's ever given credit for but man does he have a propensity for back-breaking fumbles.
Watching Geno in practices when he was with the Jets, the guy was an absolute beast in drills, but once you throw in defenders, he falls apart. You can see him delay to think and make bad decisions all over the place. Maybe he has improved over the years?
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The Sybian wrote: Thu Jun 09, 2022 11:11 am
Gunpowder wrote: Thu Jun 09, 2022 10:16 am I really do think they'd be close to a .500 team with Geno. Even so I'd want to play Lock and hope he has an unexpected breakout or I end up drafting in the top 5.


Still think Geno is much better than he's ever given credit for but man does he have a propensity for back-breaking fumbles.
Watching Geno in practices when he was with the Jets, the guy was an absolute beast in drills, but once you throw in defenders, he falls apart. You can see him delay to think and make bad decisions all over the place. Maybe he has improved over the years?

He sucked for awhile but to me something clicked for him during that 2014 game against NE.
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Geno Smith? Really? The Black J.P. Losman? The new Quincy Carter?

The guy flat out sucks.
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pruitt2 wrote: Wed Jun 08, 2022 9:13 pm I wonder if Seahawks fans really understand what is about to happen to their team...
RENTON, Wash. - Seattle Seahawks quarterback Geno Smith says he doesn't foresee "any problem" resulting from his January arrest on suspicion of DUI.

Smith, who is competing with Drew Lock to replace Russell Wilson as Seattle's starter, was made available to reporters Wednesday for the first time since the arrest.

"Those things will be worked out, but I'm extremely confident in all those things," Smith said after the Seahawks' second minicamp practice. "Those things, they have a timeline and they have to get worked out, but I don't see any problem."
From what I hear on the local Sportsradio, I think most Hawk fans are hoping that things work out with Lock, knowing that if Geno Smith is the guy, they are doomed.

I think all the people who last year were saying 'Russell is the problem!" (and there were a lot of them) are going to have to take a long look at themselves when the Hawks are a 2 win team.
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DaveInSeattle wrote: Thu Jun 09, 2022 2:56 pm
pruitt2 wrote: Wed Jun 08, 2022 9:13 pm I wonder if Seahawks fans really understand what is about to happen to their team...
RENTON, Wash. - Seattle Seahawks quarterback Geno Smith says he doesn't foresee "any problem" resulting from his January arrest on suspicion of DUI.

Smith, who is competing with Drew Lock to replace Russell Wilson as Seattle's starter, was made available to reporters Wednesday for the first time since the arrest.

"Those things will be worked out, but I'm extremely confident in all those things," Smith said after the Seahawks' second minicamp practice. "Those things, they have a timeline and they have to get worked out, but I don't see any problem."
From what I hear on the local Sportsradio, I think most Hawk fans are hoping that things work out with Lock, knowing that if Geno Smith is the guy, they are doomed.

I think all the people who last year were saying 'Russell is the problem!" (and there were a lot of them) are going to have to take a long look at themselves when the Hawks are a 2 win team.
You'd think so, but I imagine most of the dopes who were insisting up and down that Matthew Stafford was the issue with the Lions are probably still idiots and/or insist they were right. Morons gonna moron.
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That's actually a well written statement.
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Next year's draft is going to be in Kansas City. TV crews will begin shooting footage of barbecue in November.
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Is it a lock that we get Andy Reid giving a tour and eating it?
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So, 20 of 26 cases settled for Watson. That is going to cost him a pretty penny...
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Looks like Gronk officially called it quits.
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Ryan wrote: Tue Jun 21, 2022 5:13 pmDEEEEVALLLL
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Johnnie wrote: Tue Jun 21, 2022 6:21 pm
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This is so good. +1.
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