World Cup 2014 Knockout Rounds (SPOILERS, YO!)
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Speaking of the Brazillian greats, here's Zico's analysis of Brazil's performance
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I really like Lavezzi's game. And not just because he looks like Mr. D. That game really was devoid of scoring chances. I don'r recall either goalie being tested. A couple saves, but straight at them. I can't help laughing at Robben's dodgy flapper. Lot's of opportunity to laugh at it yesterday.
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Balding Mascherano looks like old Swamper BTTG.
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Yeah, that game was not terribly fun to watch. Great central defense by both teams, to be sure, but both also seemed too willing to just maintain possession instead of prodding at the D.
Kuyt in particular drove me crazy. That dude ALWAYS got the ball (he ran his ass off), dribbled down the wing a bit and then stopped and passed back to a defender. Every fucking time. Half the time, that defender than passed back to the goalie. Yawn.
Kuyt in particular drove me crazy. That dude ALWAYS got the ball (he ran his ass off), dribbled down the wing a bit and then stopped and passed back to a defender. Every fucking time. Half the time, that defender than passed back to the goalie. Yawn.
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Maybe instead of penalties, the tiebreaker should go to the team with the fewest backpasses or passes to the keeper.Shirley wrote:Kuyt in particular drove me crazy. That dude ALWAYS got the ball (he ran his ass off), dribbled down the wing a bit and then stopped and passed back to a defender. Every fucking time. Half the time, that defender than passed back to the goalie. Yawn.
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We should all get one of these.
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That's awesome.degenerasian wrote:We should all get one of these.
I keep going back and forth on who to root for, or against, Sunday. I really don't like either team but I kind of want to see Messi fail to get the Cup just so Maradona can lord it over him for greatest Argentine player of all-time.
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It struck me today how much influence Pep Guardiola has had on the last two world cup winners. Pep took over Barcelona's A team management in May 2008, after coaching the B team for the prior year. Pep took over Bayern Munich for the 2013-2014 season. Spain 2010 had Pique, Puyol, Iniesta, Busquets, Pedro, Xavi, all Barcelona players. Germany 2014 has Neuer, Lahm, Boateng, Schweinsteiger, Muller, Kroos and Goetze, all Bayern players. Argentina 2014 has Messi and Mascherano, who played at Barcelona while he was manager.
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Been seeing a lot of chatter in the run-up to the final that if Argentina wins, Messi goes down in history as the greatest footballer of all-time. But is a title really going to dislodge Pele in the hearts and minds of fans? I realize the spoken or unspoken qualifier is when you factor in his club and country record and it's hard to argue with his resume. But still..seems like a tall order.
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Yup. Messi still needs an NASL title.brian wrote:Been seeing a lot of chatter in the run-up to the final that if Argentina wins, Messi goes down in history as the greatest footballer of all-time. But is a title really going to dislodge Pele in the hearts and minds of fans? I realize the spoken or unspoken qualifier is when you factor in his club and country record and it's hard to argue with his resume. But still..seems like a tall order.
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Just to echo this, I'm REALLY going to miss ESPN come 2018. I'm 99 percent certain Fox's coverage is going to be a nightmare. But ESPN's coverage has been outstanding this time around.
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Pele has transcended GOAT. Kind of like Muhammad Ali. Means more to people for who they have become than what they did on the field.brian wrote:Been seeing a lot of chatter in the run-up to the final that if Argentina wins, Messi goes down in history as the greatest footballer of all-time. But is a title really going to dislodge Pele in the hearts and minds of fans? I realize the spoken or unspoken qualifier is when you factor in his club and country record and it's hard to argue with his resume. But still..seems like a tall order.
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I agree wholeheartedly. I'm very wary of what Fox has in store. I can't remember where (one of their social media sites), but the Men in Blazers recently hinted about being in discussions with multiple different media companies post-WC2014. I'll follow them wherever they go.brian wrote:Just to echo this, I'm REALLY going to miss ESPN come 2018. I'm 99 percent certain Fox's coverage is going to be a nightmare. But ESPN's coverage has been outstanding this time around.
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brian wrote:Just to echo this, I'm REALLY going to miss ESPN come 2018. I'm 99 percent certain Fox's coverage is going to be a nightmare. But ESPN's coverage has been outstanding this time around.
Yeah, it really has been way above average to great. I like just about all of the managers and former footballers they brought on, and weaving in MiB has been awesome.
I hadn't really caught on to those guys until this WC, but they are now in my podcast rotation and I've watched just about every boot room down in Brazil. I know I'm way late to this party, but "Wow!" are they entertaining.
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WOW! As I said somewhere else, you just have to get past the inside jokes, as they love to pepper the show with them. Speaking of, where does "Kung fu fighting, America" come from. Probably the only joke I'm missing.Nonlinear FC wrote:brian wrote:Just to echo this, I'm REALLY going to miss ESPN come 2018. I'm 99 percent certain Fox's coverage is going to be a nightmare. But ESPN's coverage has been outstanding this time around.
Yeah, it really has been way above average to great. I like just about all of the managers and former footballers they brought on, and weaving in MiB has been awesome.
I hadn't really caught on to those guys until this WC, but they are now in my podcast rotation and I've watched just about every boot room down in Brazil. I know I'm way late to this party, but "Wow!" are they entertaining.
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Totally Kafkaesque
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In case anyone missed the Brazil Germany debacle, the Taiwanese animators summed it up nicely.
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Three times in WC knockout play, squads have participated in two shootouts in the same year. Costa Rica and Netherlands this year; Spain in 2002. Each squad won the first shootout (obvs) but lost their second showdown. n.b. Argentina, should Sunday's contest reach penalties.
Correction--Argentina won two shootouts in 1990. Nevermind, and thanks degen for the correct info.
ETA: almost forgot, Germany/West Germany is 4-0 ('82, '90, '96, '06). Argentina, 5-1; losing a shootout only to---Germany, in '06. All said in the spirit of just sayin'.
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Correction--Argentina won two shootouts in 1990. Nevermind, and thanks degen for the correct info.
ETA: almost forgot, Germany/West Germany is 4-0 ('82, '90, '96, '06). Argentina, 5-1; losing a shootout only to---Germany, in '06. All said in the spirit of just sayin'.
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Will the third-place game be a good one, or more of an exhibition with a lot of second-teamers on the field and limited motivation?
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Argentina won back to back shootouts in 1990
This 3rd place match should fun. Brazil want to salvage someone and put out a strong lineup. The Dutch have matched it with the big 3 intact.
I think that with Brazil being hammered this week for no longer being Brazillian and beautiful..they may just go for it today. No more fouling and pragmatism.
This 3rd place match should fun. Brazil want to salvage someone and put out a strong lineup. The Dutch have matched it with the big 3 intact.
I think that with Brazil being hammered this week for no longer being Brazillian and beautiful..they may just go for it today. No more fouling and pragmatism.
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Ah, sure yer right, degan. Damn, 45 minutes of time wasted looking that up, wasted.
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Your sources are nowhere near as good as my brain of useless informationhoward wrote:Ah, sure yer right, degan. Damn, 45 minutes of time wasted looking that up, wasted.
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You guys are right. Kuyt never passes forward
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I think I can present this without the backstory, it speaks for itself.
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Never thought I'd see Brazil, BRAZIL with absolutely no ideas going forward.
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When your starting right back is described as "not a good defender these days", is that a problem?
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Yes cause he's 100 years old.Rex wrote:When your starting right back is described as "not a good defender these days", is that a problem?
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That last goal was pure defensive indifference.
How many cups in a row now has North Korea won?
How many cups in a row now has North Korea won?
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Brazil finished the tournament with a -3 goal differential. How did Mexico not beat these guys?
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I love that they played a World Cup match in an empty stadium.howard wrote:That last goal was pure defensive indifference.
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Only 2-0 over China was the most implausible part of that.
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In my opinion, Pele is nothing like Ali. I think most boxing fans would say there have been far better boxers, but Ali transcended his talent in the ring and became more than he ever could have been as a boxer (which is pretty impressive considering his ability as a boxer). This had a lot to do with his personality and his time and place in history as a black athlete.AB_skin_test wrote:Pele has transcended GOAT. Kind of like Muhammad Ali. Means more to people for who they have become than what they did on the field.
Pele on the other hand is definitely, along side Maradona, one of the best two players to have ever played the game (Messi is very special indeed and talent wise could turn the top two into the top three by the time he is done). All the other retired guys are a footnote compared to the top two... However, Pele (like Maradona) is wheeled out every four years and talks complete shit about the sport of football and about life in general. He is a social embarrassment and I hate that he gets air time. I have all the respect in the world for his ability as a footballer, but as an ambassador of the sport and as a human being, he is a bit of a cunt.
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Nice moment here when Klose went off. Even the Argentine fans gave him a big ovation.
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Would be pretty disappointing if Argentina manages to win the World Cup despite not scoring for over 320 minutes.
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Great goal by Goatse. Germany are deserving champions.
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goal of the tournament, as far as i'm concerned. amazing control and composure.brian wrote:Great goal by Goatse. Germany are deserving champions.
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An absolutely amazing goal. And Argentina's back line is fantastic... but the rest of the team... not so much.cerrano wrote:goal of the tournament, as far as i'm concerned. amazing control and composure.brian wrote:Great goal by Goatse. Germany are deserving champions.
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