Random Videos

The Sybian · Post by **The Sybian** » Fri Oct 03, 2014 8:54 pm

Johnnie wrote:My friend shared a link for the top 5 haunted houses in America.

Check out the promo for the number 2 place in San Diego.

Yeesh.

Holy fuck, who would go there? Who would work there? Imagine listening to those screams all day? Fuck, do they waterboard you and shove bamboo under your fingernails? God damn! I would love to see their insurance policy.

Johnnie · Post by **Johnnie** » Mon Oct 06, 2014 3:12 pm

The Sybian wrote:Fuck, do they waterboard you

If you read the description of the top rated haunted house, yes. They have in the past.

Anyhoo, this is about a month old, but it's hysterical.

TheHumanComa · Post by **TheHumanComa** » Tue Oct 07, 2014 8:07 pm

Has this one been posted already? perhaps by me? anyway here you go -

A_B · Post by **A_B** » Wed Oct 08, 2014 7:46 am

The Sybian wrote:
Johnnie wrote:My friend shared a link for the top 5 haunted houses in America.

Check out the promo for the number 2 place in San Diego.

Yeesh.
Holy fuck, who would go there? Who would work there? Imagine listening to those screams all day? Fuck, do they waterboard you and shove bamboo under your fingernails? God damn! I would love to see their insurance policy.

Grantland writer is going to haunted houses until halloween. Hope she ends up at #1.

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Johnnie · Post by **Johnnie** » Wed Oct 08, 2014 4:40 pm

I need to buy me a new cookbook.

Johnnie · Post by **Johnnie** » Thu Oct 09, 2014 1:12 pm

Post by **Shirley** » Thu Oct 09, 2014 1:37 pm

I don't know who these kids are, but this is pretty fucking amazing. I was smiling the whole time watching this. The bass player is incredible. Drummer's pretty nice as well.

rass · Post by **rass** » Thu Oct 09, 2014 2:52 pm

Want to see a three inch long cricket pulled out of some poor dude's ear?

It's about as horrifying as it sounds. Maybe worse.

h/t

phxgators · Post by **phxgators** » Thu Oct 09, 2014 3:18 pm

Shirley wrote:I don't know who these kids are, but this is pretty fucking amazing. I was smiling the whole time watching this. The bass player is incredible. Drummer's pretty nice as well.

I stumbled across that a few months ago and must have watched it at least once a day for a month. Amazing job.

ETA: Here are more videos by the same group - https://www.youtube.com/user/coltrane78/videos" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Post by **Sabo** » Fri Oct 10, 2014 9:05 am

BSF21 · Post by **BSF21** » Fri Oct 10, 2014 9:25 am

phxgators wrote:
Shirley wrote:I don't know who these kids are, but this is pretty fucking amazing. I was smiling the whole time watching this. The bass player is incredible. Drummer's pretty nice as well.

I stumbled across that a few months ago and must have watched it at least once a day for a month. Amazing job.

ETA: Here are more videos by the same group - https://www.youtube.com/user/coltrane78/videos" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

OK, on my 5-6th or 6th one. These are awesome!

Johnnie · Post by **Johnnie** » Mon Oct 13, 2014 2:11 pm

Let's juxtapose that music with this music.

Pruitt · Post by **Pruitt** » Wed Oct 15, 2014 10:44 am

The internet is loading up with these videos. Randy Orton is meme-erific!

The Sybian · Post by **The Sybian** » Thu Oct 16, 2014 12:47 pm

Pruitt wrote:The internet is loading up with these videos. Randy Orton is meme-erific!

You know it's coming, it's the same thing every time, yet I laughed at almost all of them. People falling and farts. Always funny.

Post by **Shirley** » Thu Oct 16, 2014 1:03 pm

Wanna feel like you're wasting your time on earth? This guy (and his truck) is amazing.

(I'm extremely jealous right now.)

Denis · Post by **Denis** » Sat Oct 18, 2014 3:14 pm

BSF21 wrote:
phxgators wrote:
Shirley wrote:I don't know who these kids are, but this is pretty fucking amazing. I was smiling the whole time watching this. The bass player is incredible. Drummer's pretty nice as well.

I stumbled across that a few months ago and must have watched it at least once a day for a month. Amazing job.

ETA: Here are more videos by the same group - https://www.youtube.com/user/coltrane78/videos" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
OK, on my 5-6th or 6th one. These are awesome!

Their version of Loved by the Sun is my daughters new favorite song. We play it on the way to school every stinking morning. That girl's voice is sublime.

Pruitt · Post by **Pruitt** » Sat Oct 18, 2014 3:47 pm

The Sybian wrote:
Pruitt wrote:The internet is loading up with these videos. Randy Orton is meme-erific!

You know it's coming, it's the same thing every time, yet I laughed at almost all of them. People falling and farts. Always funny.

Throw in nut shots and you have a mirth trifecta.

Johnnie · Post by **Johnnie** » Sun Oct 19, 2014 6:12 am

Shirley wrote:Wanna feel like you're wasting your time on earth? This guy (and his truck) is amazing.

(I'm extremely jealous right now.)

Two things: How much money does that guy have? And how the hell did he get a foreign vehicle cleared to drive in America?

Otherwise, that's awesome. One of the coolest overlanding adventures I've ever seen.

degenerasian · Post by **degenerasian** » Sun Oct 19, 2014 11:12 am

Anyone play League of Legends at all? I'm not a gamer so I've never played.

They had the World Championship this morning in Korea.

I have no idea what they're doing but it's quite a production, looks like an NFL analysis set.

Johnnie · Post by **Johnnie** » Sun Oct 19, 2014 11:41 am

Yea, I have no idea either. I've heard of the game, but I've never played it.

Post by **Shirley** » Wed Oct 22, 2014 11:08 am

Jerloma · Post by **Jerloma** » Wed Oct 22, 2014 11:13 am

Damn, that is some crazy good detail.

The Sybian · Post by **The Sybian** » Fri Oct 31, 2014 9:46 am

The Sybian · Post by **The Sybian** » Mon Nov 03, 2014 3:34 pm

In an effort to compete with the NFL, a soccer player in India one-upped the NFL players blowing out their knees celebrating. Peter Biaksangzuala died as a result of injuries sustained attempting a handspring into a flip or some such maneuver.

Post by **Shirley** » Mon Nov 03, 2014 4:26 pm

Holy shit, that's s awful. Of course, scoring a goal is one of the best feelings there is, so I guess that's a pretty good time to snuff it.

The Sybian · Post by **The Sybian** » Mon Nov 03, 2014 5:28 pm

Shirley wrote:Holy shit, that's s awful. Of course, scoring a goal is one of the best feelings there is, so I guess that's a pretty good time to snuff it.

But he lived for 5 days. Sounds like a botched medical procedure eventually did him in. Or at least a procedure that was unsuccessful. I blame the goalie for horribly misplacing that easy save allowing he dude to poke home an easy rebound.

Pruitt · Post by **Pruitt** » Thu Nov 06, 2014 6:40 am

Fun times at Drake!

Alex Tillinghast, who attends the Iowa university, was meant to shoot a layup, free throw, 3-pointer and a half-court shot in the time span of 30 seconds to win a 2014 Ford-150 at Drake’s Bulldog Madness event Tuesday night.

Watch the shot clock...

A_B · Post by **A_B** » Thu Nov 06, 2014 8:17 am

Pruitt wrote:Fun times at Drake!

Alex Tillinghast, who attends the Iowa university, was meant to shoot a layup, free throw, 3-pointer and a half-court shot in the time span of 30 seconds to win a 2014 Ford-150 at Drake’s Bulldog Madness event Tuesday night.
Watch the shot clock...

What about it?

Pruitt · Post by **Pruitt** » Thu Nov 06, 2014 9:17 am

Oh, it was counting down his time - he had 30 seconds to make all the shots and he just beat the buzzer.

Johnnie · Post by **Johnnie** » Mon Nov 10, 2014 1:33 pm

Uh, ok...

Jerloma · Post by **Jerloma** » Mon Nov 10, 2014 1:41 pm

A couple straw men in there but for the most part, I think I agree with her.

Post by **Shirley** » Mon Nov 10, 2014 1:50 pm

Am I a bad person for spending most of that video thinking about how cute she is?

The Sybian · Post by **The Sybian** » Mon Nov 10, 2014 2:48 pm

Shirley wrote:Am I a bad person for spending most of that video thinking about how cute she is?

Probably, but not as bad as the voice in my heading repeating "I hope she's a slut."

Post by **Shirley** » Mon Nov 10, 2014 4:14 pm

Post by **Shirley** » Tue Nov 11, 2014 11:08 am

In the software world, we call using your own product, "eating your own dogfood." Or just "dogfooding." This is is some dogfood I'm not sure I'd eat.

Johnnie · Post by **Johnnie** » Tue Nov 11, 2014 4:40 pm

Pruitt · Post by **Pruitt** » Wed Nov 12, 2014 6:31 am

I loved the Salmon Cannon story until it became a celebrity cameo-palooza.

Maybe it's just me, but around the time Rachel Ray made her appearance the term "wank fest" came to mind. Maybe I just expect better from John Oliver and his show, but this piece belonged on Ellen.

Pruitt · Post by **Pruitt** » Wed Nov 12, 2014 7:01 am

Fantastic - Reggata descends into chaos.

From Deadspin, a look at the highlights:

:13 - A boat straight up rows into a pier, knocking someone overboard
:21 - A boat is seemingly stuck on land
:40 - An aimlessly adrift boat gets in another's way, prompting angry mothers to yell "assholes!" and "you RUINED IT for them!"
1:00 - Two boats are just chilling in the middle of the course after they got in each other's way
1:00 to 1:40 - Apparently it takes a Herculean effort to disengage two boats
1:45 - Phew, they're finally disengaged
1:50 - OH GOD THEY DISENGAGED INTO THE PATH OF A THIRD BOAT!
2:10 - A kid gets clocked in the head by another boat's oar
2:27 - A boat has to slow down after realizing they're running into land
2:38 - They avoid the land, but run into what looks like a hanging orange trash bag
2:45 - Some guy sums up the race with an anguished, "oh no, again?!" as two boats run into each other

rass · Post by **rass** » Wed Nov 12, 2014 7:12 am

Was that "aimlessly adrift" boat doing all of that on purpose (not really aimless)?

testuser2 · Post by **testuser2** » Wed Nov 12, 2014 9:16 am