Learn Something Random Every Day Thoughts
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I really feel like it would be necessary to update the "distinctions" portion of his Wikipedia page.
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I mean, not everyone has slept on Jerloma's couch.
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I mean, not everyone has slept on Jerloma's couch.
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Right?mister d wrote:Someone naming a movie "St. Vincent" is really, really annoying.
Until everything is less insane, I'm mixing weed with wine.
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And now they're letting schools in town out early to try to alleviate traffic issues expected to develop during the visit by the high profile guest. A friend recommended the restaurant where this is all taking place 10+ years ago, but we never tried it. Been to the hot dog stand across the street plenty of times, though.rass wrote:Will they be playing basketball?Jerloma wrote:So my wife is VP in charge of PR, Media Relations and Special Events at a local state university and she'll be hosting a certain high profile guest later this week.
A certain high profile guest is visiting the town where I currently live for a fundraiser this week, too.
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I actually have the opportunity to meet high-profile guest but I'm not the type of guy that cares about something like that, am I?
And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness. - God
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Tell him your internet acquaintance's wife is/was super pissed she has/had to rearrange her work schedule so she can/could pick her kids up from school 1/2 an hour early just so he can/could make an appearance at a Democratic fundraiser in one of the bluest counties in NJ.Jerloma wrote:I actually have the opportunity to meet high-profile guest but I'm not the type of guy that cares about something like that, am I?
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OK, can someone give me some kind of hint on who this is?
Hold on, I'm trying to see if Jack London ever gets this fire built or not.
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Sounds Presidential to me.AB_skin_test wrote:OK, can someone give me some kind of hint on who this is?
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"Elisabeth DelPadre Hasselbeck (née Filarski; born May 28, 1977) is an American television personality and talk show host. Born and raised in Cranston, Rhode Island ..."
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If it's some Doctor Who fucking guy, you're banned.
he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
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Oh yeah...they finally released it. My wife is running this shit.AB_skin_test wrote:OK, can someone give me some kind of hint on who this is?
And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness. - God
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OK. So yeah, I think if you get to meet the president you do it.
Hold on, I'm trying to see if Jack London ever gets this fire built or not.
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Workshopping a racist coffee milk joke. Not going well.
he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
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Mrs. Jerloma, care to comment?
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Was thinking about going.. but i wouldn't feel safe being in the same room with the most hated guy in the country. If our elementary schools aren't safe for our kids this week, how would a college campus be any different with Obama being present. I hope the President addresses school safety while he's here.
he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
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Oh man. I'm pretty sure they have security covered.
And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness. - God
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It feels like it was only a couple of years ago that Hood met a certain high profile guest. And he surveyed the swamp for possible questions to ask. And the best consensus was, "can you dribble-drive with your off hand?"
Ah, such simple times.
Ah, such simple times.
Who knows? Maybe, you were kidnapped, tied up, taken away and held for ransom.
Those days are gone forever
Over a long time ago
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Those days are gone forever
Over a long time ago
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Are you going to wear a horse head when you shake his hand?
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Jerloma wrote:I actually have the opportunity to meet high-profile guest but I'm not the type of guy that cares about something like that, am I?
You have to go, we never got the answer to whether he can sink a layup with his right hand!
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One of my male coworkers has been listening to Enya for 2 days straight. (Spotify)
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More like spotting, right?P.D.X. wrote:One of my male coworkers has been listening to Enya for 2 days straight. (Spotify)
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"My internet nephew is in the military. At what point will this country stop sending people like him to Bumfuckistan for good? And when are you going to have someone fix the abhorrent joke of the VA?"
Ask him something like that.
Ask him something like that.
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Yeah, I don't think I'm going to do it. I'd have to take a vacation day and I'd have to volunteer to work and she's quickly finding out that the White House pretty much takes the fuck over anyway. The only pro I can come up with at this point is that I wouldn't disappoint AB.
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You just have to get a picture taken with him though. Family heirlooms and all that.Jerloma wrote:Yeah, I don't think I'm going to do it. I'd have to take a vacation day and I'd have to volunteer to work and she's quickly finding out that the White House pretty much takes the fuck over anyway. The only pro I can come up with at this point is that I wouldn't disappoint AB.
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Think about the opportunities to tell the little ones how you got to shake hands and take a picture with the only Muslim, Kenyan, Anti-Christ, country-ruiner we've ever elected President. You gotta go!Pruitt wrote:You just have to get a picture taken with him though. Family heirlooms and all that.Jerloma wrote:Yeah, I don't think I'm going to do it. I'd have to take a vacation day and I'd have to volunteer to work and she's quickly finding out that the White House pretty much takes the fuck over anyway. The only pro I can come up with at this point is that I wouldn't disappoint AB.
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Plus, when all you Americans are reduced to foraging in the woods for sustenance after your guns and freedoms are taken away, maybe a picture of Obama will stand you in good stead with your soon to be ISIS overlords.BSF21 wrote:Think about the opportunities to tell the little ones how you got to shake hands and take a picture with the only Muslim, Kenyan, Anti-Christ, country-ruiner we've ever elected President. You gotta go!Pruitt wrote:You just have to get a picture taken with him though. Family heirlooms and all that.Jerloma wrote:Yeah, I don't think I'm going to do it. I'd have to take a vacation day and I'd have to volunteer to work and she's quickly finding out that the White House pretty much takes the fuck over anyway. The only pro I can come up with at this point is that I wouldn't disappoint AB.
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I never had 'meet Richard Nixon' on my to do list. But I am glad I did. OTOH, I have zero desire to meet dubya or the current occupant.* Maybe after 20 years have past, from the commission of their great crimes.AB_skin_test wrote:OK. So yeah, I think if you get to meet the president you do it.
*unless somehow I was part of a World Series Championship entourage White House visit.
Who knows? Maybe, you were kidnapped, tied up, taken away and held for ransom.
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howard wrote:I never had 'meet Richard Nixon' on my to do list. But I am glad I did. OTOH, I have zero desire to meet dubya or the current occupant.* Maybe after 20 years have past, from the commission of their great crimes.AB_skin_test wrote:OK. So yeah, I think if you get to meet the president you do it.
*unless somehow I was part of a World Series Championship entourage White House visit.
If the Giants win, let's petition them to bring our 7 year old friend Howard who has a rare disease that makes him look like a 220 pound septuagenarian.
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I have a tax client by that name.sancarlos wrote:Just chatted with my buddy's father-in-law. The man's name is Dick Stump.
ouch.
A number of years ago, I had dealings with the State of Ohio, namely a guy named Richard Hertzer. I wanted to ask, but never did, if he went by Big Dick.
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So BO cancelled, last minute, his NJ visit, apparently due to "ebola". I'm guessing they just had a shitty turnout at the fundraiser.
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I'm not surprised, what with him being all up in everyone's shit.mister d wrote:OMG THE PRESIDENT HAS EBOLA???????
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BOOM! Fire up Breitbart's spinning red light! Obama has Ebola!AB_skin_test wrote:I'm not surprised, what with him being all up in everyone's shit.mister d wrote:OMG THE PRESIDENT HAS EBOLA???????
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In kindergarten and first grade, one of my best friends was the daughter of the current richest person in NH.. I was at their house a lot. I had no idea.
he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
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My wife was friends with the daughter of the local golf pro. The father was racist enough that he didn't allow the kids to watch The Cosby Show.
Your story is better?
Your story is better?
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I was just wondering the other morning if there were parents so racist they wouldn't let their kids watch Dora. That seems to confirm my guess.
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Yup. White House just cancelled it because if ebola. My wife had to call the student they picked who was going to interview him after she took her to buy an outfit and her parents flew in from Colombia to tell her.
And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness. - God
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and the richest Vermonter made his money from Green Mountain Coffee Roasters, but got his start with EZ-Wider rolling papers.
Did you see that ludicrous display last night?
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I don't know, you married yoursrass wrote:My wife was friends with the daughter of the local golf pro. The father was racist enough that he didn't allow the kids to watch The Cosby Show.
Your story is better?
he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The