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I guess it is only ironic if it happens in one of the other 48 states.
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the man was caught on surveillance video and deputies say he left the water office on a bicycle.
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You're not fooling anyone.kranepool wrote:I feel fine. I think I'll go for a walk. I feel happy. I feel happy.
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Well, at least the Ranger was of age. That is something. It conspicuously failed to mention the gender of the Ranger, not that it really matters.
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sorry this one is not Florida or Ohiowlu_lax6's Best Man at his wedding who is an Assistant US Attorney wrote:I'd like to say that I don't know this guy and that I wasn't working with him on a case...I'd like to say that....
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wlu_lax6 wrote:sorry this one is not Florida or Ohiowlu_lax6's Best Man at his wedding who is an Assistant US Attorney wrote:I'd like to say that I don't know this guy and that I wasn't working with him on a case...I'd like to say that....
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The police were contacted when someone saw an arm sticking out of the bag, but no charges were filed once it was determined that the girlfriend was a willing participant.
The police were contacted when someone saw an arm sticking out of the bag, but no charges were filed once it was determined that the girlfriend was a willing participant.
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In defense of the cop, he was in imminent danger:wlu_lax6 wrote:sorry this one is not Florida or Ohiowlu_lax6's Best Man at his wedding who is an Assistant US Attorney wrote:I'd like to say that I don't know this guy and that I wasn't working with him on a case...I'd like to say that....
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If that headline doesn't have Ohio all over it, I don't know what does.
Who knows? Maybe, you were kidnapped, tied up, taken away and held for ransom.
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howard wrote:If that headline doesn't have Ohio all over it, I don't know what does.
It has "impersonating" in it. That is so Florida.
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I'm no Walmart apologist, but this is just a stunt...
Now, one should probably consider the source of this photo: OUR Walmart, an organization meant to mobilize Walmart workers for better pay and work conditions. It happens to be backed by the United Food and Commercial Workers union, with access to some very smart public relations people. They know that most people would have a very visceral negative reaction to relatively low-paid Walmart workers being asked to help out their worse-off colleagues.
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I'm not reading it that way. The pro-worker group took the photo, but the store admits the food drive took place:
If you ask Walmart, and the Cleveland Plain Dealer did, this food drive is just an indication that store employees take care of each other. “This is part of the company’s culture to rally around associates and take care of them when they face extreme hardships,” the spokesman explained.
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It's not a stunt; it happens at WalMarts all over the continent. They also have something called "The Associates in Critical Need Trust" (cited here).
But look closer at that article and you'll find an interesting UPDATE in the final paragraph.
But look closer at that article and you'll find an interesting UPDATE in the final paragraph.
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Traitor! Our own Billy Waterskis is defending (sort of) Walmart? And he has time to read and tweet about other websites and not us?Scottie wrote:It's not a stunt; it happens at WalMarts all over the continent. They also have something called "The Associates in Critical Need Trust" (cited here).
But look closer at that article and you'll find an interesting UPDATE in the final paragraph.
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I don't think giving to help those you know is a bad thing. You have to consider that, by and large, Walmart isn't a destination job and the people that work there know that they aren't exactly living the dream. And if you happen to be one of the people - maybe you're the second income or maybe you are semi-retired - who maybe can afford to drop some stuff in there then so be it.
And it may have even been a management run program of their own volition program and not driven by Bentonville. I'm guessing that most Walmart managers are well aware of their less that stellar track record for employees.
And it may have even been a management run program of their own volition program and not driven by Bentonville. I'm guessing that most Walmart managers are well aware of their less that stellar track record for employees.
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As great as that story sounds, I don't think it's true. If you Google "Dayton Daily News Tracy Waters" you get a couple of links to this story, but none of them are from the DDN. And the quotes in the story are just way too good to be true.
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Damn. It really sounded like Ohio. You're probably right.
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The scenario is definitely plausible.brian wrote:Damn. It really sounded like Ohio. You're probably right.
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Sabo wrote:As great as that story sounds, I don't think it's true. If you Google "Dayton Daily News Tracy Waters" you get a couple of links to this story, but none of them are from the DDN. And the quotes in the story are just way too good to be true.
The initial link wouldn't open, so I read the first link Google spit out. This line tipped me off that it may not be real. "Sarah Palin told FOX News that this is another example of the attack of Christmas." Then again...
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Just a story of a true internet douchebag getting his comeuppance, with a FL/OH twist in how he got caught after the authorities started investigating his activity. He cut his grandmother's phone lines, stole her cell phone and Jeep and headed off to find the young girl he had been harassing over the internet. And he totally would have made it, except when he ran out of gas and money he just gave up and called the cops.
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This belongs in the "WTF is wrong with people" thread.rass wrote:Just a story of a true internet douchebag getting his comeuppance, with a FL/OH twist in how he got caught after the authorities started investigating his activity. He cut his grandmother's phone lines, stole her cell phone and Jeep and headed off to find the young girl he had been harassing over the internet. And he totally would have made it, except when he ran out of gas and money he just gave up and called the cops.
And I hope this guy gets trolled repeatedly while he's in PMITA prison.
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rass wrote:Just a story of a true internet douchebag getting his comeuppance, with a FL/OH twist in how he got caught after the authorities started investigating his activity. He cut his grandmother's phone lines, stole her cell phone and Jeep and headed off to find the young girl he had been harassing over the internet. And he totally would have made it, except when he ran out of gas and money he just gave up and called the cops.
Wow. You failed to mention that he talked a 15 yo girl into sending him naked pics, then hacked her Facebook account and posted the pics. This 911 call is incredible.
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I thought "true internet douchebag" would serve so I could skip summarizing the entire article.
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rass wrote:I thought "true internet douchebag" would serve so I could skip summarizing the entire article.
I need details.
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Jeez, that's crazy. I'm never buying another Michelin tire again if that's what their spokesman is doing in his free time.
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Gunpowder wrote:Jeez, that's crazy. I'm never buying another Michelin tire again if that's what their spokesman is doing in his free time.
I always got a bad vibe from that guy.
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