Swamp 6 Link Dump Extravaganza

rass · Post by **rass** » Fri Jan 24, 2014 6:55 am

Scottie wrote:DSYDIC

Canadian?

elflaco · Post by **elflaco** » Wed Jan 29, 2014 9:06 am

a friend of mine has launched his second app.. this one thankfully on android instead of the manzana.

they are on twitter (@MFKapp), facebook, playstore.. etc..

check them out.. http://www.mfkapp.com" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false; (need this guy to succeed.. i've some $ invested that i'd like to see back at some point!!)

bronto, johnnie.... this may be your thing..pass it on!

ashante

The Sybian · Post by **The Sybian** » Wed Jan 29, 2014 10:06 am

elflaco wrote:a friend of mine has launched his second app.. this one thankfully on android instead of the manzana.

they are on twitter (@MFKapp), facebook, playstore.. etc..

check them out.. http://www.mfkapp.com" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false; (need this guy to succeed.. i've some $ invested that i'd like to see back at some point!!)

bronto, johnnie.... this may be your thing..pass it on!

ashante

Hope you didn't invest much. Good luck to them.

P.D.X. · Post by **P.D.X.** » Wed Jan 29, 2014 10:55 am

My condo building is behind the ambulance...

The Sybian · Post by **The Sybian** » Wed Jan 29, 2014 11:00 am

P.D.X. wrote:My condo building is behind the ambulance...

Safeway my ass. That should help the property value.

rass · Post by **rass** » Wed Jan 29, 2014 11:02 am

P.D.X. wrote:My condo building is behind the ambulance...

Police said the suspect was holed up in an apartment building in the 1400 block of Park. Before the suspect was taken into custody, officers with assault rifles were outside the front door, and more officers were in the building even as some residents remained inside.

I guess he didn't cross his old man.

elflaco · Post by **elflaco** » Wed Jan 29, 2014 1:33 pm

The Sybian wrote:
elflaco wrote:a friend of mine has launched his second app.. this one thankfully on android instead of the manzana.

they are on twitter (@MFKapp), facebook, playstore.. etc..

check them out.. http://www.mfkapp.com" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false; (need this guy to succeed.. i've some $ invested that i'd like to see back at some point!!)

bronto, johnnie.... this may be your thing..pass it on!

ashante

Hope you didn't invest much. Good luck to them.

well, neither you nor I are his target demographic... and this is their latest app deployment.. first one is doing real well.. in India and picking up some steam in the middle east.. so, so far so good.

The Sybian · Post by **The Sybian** » Wed Jan 29, 2014 1:42 pm

elflaco wrote: well, neither you nor I are his target demographic... and this is their latest app deployment.. first one is doing real well.. in India and picking up some steam in the middle east.. so, so far so good.

I'm picturing the Middle East version with multiple identical pictures of women in niqabs

Lust:

Marry:

Guh, no chance:

3 Hookahs:

Scottie · Post by **Scottie** » Wed Jan 29, 2014 1:46 pm

Force her to marry an elderly uncle:

Stone her to death in public:

Throw acid in her face:

howard · Post by **howard** » Wed Jan 29, 2014 4:23 pm

rass wrote:I guess he didn't cross his old man.

You mean the bookkeeper.

ETA: Killing me, Scottie. Between hijab F-M-K and your sig. "Fuck-Sock, that's my name. This pair of socks I'm wearing costs more than your car!"

howard · Post by **howard** » Wed Jan 29, 2014 4:31 pm

P.D.X. wrote:My condo building is behind the ambulance...

Police believe at least one of the wounded was struck in a parking lot across the street from the Safeway grocery store. A large section of the South Park Blocks remain taped off.

Luckless pedestrian. Or perhaps, agent of the law. Where is Ed Zipper to play this game with me?

P.D.X. · Post by **P.D.X.** » Wed Jan 29, 2014 5:29 pm

So, he ends up shooting himself in the nuts.

Officers located the 40-year-old suspect, who had a gunshot wound to the testicles, and took a handgun from him. Simpson says it's possible that man accidentally shot himself. Police initially reported he had a gunshot wound to the leg, but later corrected that information.

howard · Post by **howard** » Wed Jan 29, 2014 5:55 pm

That would've made a great song even better.

Lost the grip of my rifle butt
Now I've shot off my left nut
And I need a urologist to patch me up
Please take me alive

sancarlos · Post by **sancarlos** » Thu Jan 30, 2014 3:18 pm

300 Free Lunches

The story was originally covered in the Chinese-language newspaper Kwong Wah Yit Poh in Malaysia, according to the New York Post. The man, who isn't named in the piece, purchased a refundable first-class ticket aboard China Eastern Airlines that came with a complimentary meal at the airline's VIP lounge.

That was almost a year ago. Every day since the purchase (after eating his meal), the man would then rebook his ticket (for free) for a flight on the following day. Then he'd return to the airport, eat, change his flight and go home.

Eventually, according to the Post, the airline grew wise to the man's ruse and confronted him. This was after officials noticed that his ticket had been canceled and rebooked an incredible 300 times over the course of one year. That's a lot of complimentary shrimp cocktails.

Because the ticket was fully refundable, the man was able to turn it in and get all his money back.

Apparently there is such a thing as a free lunch. You just have to be willing to hang out at the airport to eat it.

howard · Post by **howard** » Mon Feb 03, 2014 12:12 pm

Edward Snowden speaks: US blackout of interview

Keg · Post by **Keg** » Tue Feb 04, 2014 3:41 pm

Hipsters 1, Gangsters 0:

http://www.latimes.com/local/la-me-echo ... z2sNXNE900" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

howard · Post by **howard** » Tue Feb 04, 2014 4:57 pm

I loved maps as a kid, and I decided I wanted to live in Echo Park. Because it was in between my two favorite places: the Griffith Park Observatory, and some baseball stadium in some ravine right there.

Post by **brian** » Tue Feb 04, 2014 5:08 pm

Southern California is so expensive I have no idea how gangbangers can afford to live anywhere.

Keg · Post by **Keg** » Tue Feb 04, 2014 5:20 pm

I can't speak for gangbangers of other races, but Latinos are renowned for their ability to fit dozens of people in small spaces.

The Sybian · Post by **The Sybian** » Tue Feb 04, 2014 10:31 pm

Keg wrote:I can't speak for gangbangers of other races, but Latinos are renowned for their ability to fit dozens of people in small spaces.

Including dashboards and inside car seats.

howard · Post by **howard** » Wed Feb 05, 2014 12:35 pm

I haven't thought about this guy, and this stuff, in decades. A Mark Ames piece.

The first congressman to battle the NSA is dead. No-one noticed, no-one cares.

rass · Post by **rass** » Fri Feb 07, 2014 2:30 pm

Assuming these are accurate, Dutch insults are very specific. And concise.

Gunpowder · Post by **Gunpowder** » Fri Feb 07, 2014 2:39 pm

You had me at fag with cancer

Jerloma · Post by **Jerloma** » Fri Feb 07, 2014 3:05 pm

We need a word for "son of a whore."

Johnny Carwash · Post by **Johnny Carwash** » Fri Feb 07, 2014 3:14 pm

That site is a gold mine. I checked out the Hungarian page--there's a saying that you can swear for five minutes in Hungarian without repeating a word. The broken English translations are the best part.

baszd meg a kecskét, kapsz túrót
bahz' meg oh kech'kay kop'stu rawt
Literally fuck goats and you get cheese

köcsög
koetschoeg
Literally fag
Practical Usage A gay person, who likes to be the women all time. The one who being fucked in the ass all time. Mild insult.

The Sybian · Post by **The Sybian** » Fri Feb 07, 2014 4:00 pm

Seriously, that is awesome. I need to go back home, find my Russian teacher, and let her know how she failed me by teaching me only a few of these. Actually, I probably only learned one from her, the others I picked up on my own. I always found it interesting that the word for a female dog translates exactly the same as the English insult "bitch." Russian has male and female versions of a lot of word,

govmentchedda · Post by **govmentchedda** » Fri Feb 07, 2014 4:13 pm

Johnny Carwash wrote:That site is a gold mine. I checked out the Hungarian page--there's a saying that you can swear for five minutes in Hungarian without repeating a word. The broken English translations are the best part.

baszd meg a kecskét, kapsz túrót
bahz' meg oh kech'kay kop'stu rawt
Literally fuck goats and you get cheese

köcsög
koetschoeg
Literally fag
Practical Usage A gay person, who likes to be the women all time. The one who being fucked in the ass all time. Mild insult.

Funny Hungarian story.

After graduating college, a friend of mine went to live with his mom in Budapest for 6 months. (His parents had divorced, and she'd moved there to teach at the local University). He went over at the same time that I was studying abroad in Prague, and I went down to visit him one weekend. Despite his pleadings, she wouldn't teach him Hungarian curse words. Somehow someone I knew had told me about "buzz meg", and he used it at the dinner table one night, and his mom's reaction was hilarious.

Also, I once answered two questions, in two different languages at the same time while at a Budapest bar. The bartender walked up and asked what we'd like to drink (in Hungarian), and my friend asked me if I'd like a beer. I replied "sure", which is phonetically similar to the Hungarian word for beer.

howard · Post by **howard** » Fri Feb 07, 2014 4:38 pm

Jerloma wrote:We need a word for "son of a whore."

No, we need a word for 'your mom's labia correction'. I'm dying.

elflaco · Post by **elflaco** » Mon Feb 10, 2014 2:27 am

Jerloma wrote:We need a word for "son of a whore."

how about the Colombian spanish version? hijueputa

Johnny Carwash · Post by **Johnny Carwash** » Mon Feb 10, 2014 9:50 pm

These are fantastic: Star Wars as an 80's high school movie

elflaco · Post by **elflaco** » Fri Feb 14, 2014 6:54 am

http://www.fatoincrivel.com/a-propagand ... u-o-mundo/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

can't seem to imbed the video.. although its in spanish.. you'll get the idea.

The Sybian · Post by **The Sybian** » Fri Feb 14, 2014 10:19 am

elflaco wrote:http://www.fatoincrivel.com/a-propagand ... u-o-mundo/

can't seem to imbed the video.. although its in spanish.. you'll get the idea.

Was that put out by the Mexian Bureau of Tourism?

rass · Post by **rass** » Wed Feb 19, 2014 10:55 am

Jeopardy Hotties

howard · Post by **howard** » Wed Feb 19, 2014 12:28 pm

Well, their definition of hottie is much looser than mine. And theirs includes guys. And apparently does not include the super cute, super smart little girl from princeton who last night advanced to the college tourney finals.

Post by **Sabo** » Fri Feb 21, 2014 10:26 am

Why didn't I think of this idea first?

Disappointing Moments in Cleveland Sports Coloring Book

Johnnie · Post by **Johnnie** » Fri Feb 21, 2014 1:38 pm

Pentagon considers using electricity to stimulate troops’ brains

Wat.

wlu_lax6 · Post by **wlu_lax6** » Fri Feb 21, 2014 2:02 pm

Johnnie wrote:Pentagon considers using electricity to stimulate troops’ brains

Wat.

Which will be a closer model for Johnnie?

The Sybian · Post by **The Sybian** » Fri Feb 21, 2014 9:06 pm

rass wrote:Jeopardy Hotties

Boy, that is a collection of average looking people. Did TurdRyan make the cut?

Rams Fanny · Post by **Rams Fanny** » Fri Feb 21, 2014 9:57 pm

Sabo wrote:Why didn't I think of this idea first?

Disappointing Moments in Cleveland Sports Coloring Book

Outstanding. I forwarded this to a Buffalo fan and told him he needs to do this for that city.

Jerloma · Post by **Jerloma** » Thu Feb 27, 2014 1:59 pm

My buddy is a teacher at this school.

Grandfather came to pick up his grandson and the aid pulled the wrong kid out of the bus line and the grandfather took him home. Then the grandma realized it was the wrong kid and she called the school and instead of calling the cops, the school just ask the grandfather to bring him back!

Anyway, I'm guessing the grandfather has dementia or something but of course the news story leads off with..."There are currently 4 registered sex offenders living in Sterling." Way to ruin that guys' life, media.

As for the school, I would be fucking beside myself. How do you not have policies in place protecting against that. Especially for kindergarteners!