2016 NFL Offseason Thread
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The first paragraph describes the Rams' office in LA. I remember driving past with my parents when I was a little kid, and going in there to buy tickets when I was in college. Cracks me up it still exists decades later.
Who knows? Maybe, you were kidnapped, tied up, taken away and held for ransom.
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I'd love to know what those two people did in that office for 20+ years while the team was in St. Louis. Were they paid? Can I get a gig like that?howard wrote:The first paragraph describes the Rams' office in LA. I remember driving past with my parents when I was a little kid, and going in there to buy tickets when I was in college. Cracks me up it still exists decades later.
Great article, by the way.
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Sorry, but I found this amusing.
The Browns are two or three players away from being two or three players away
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Heeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaath!
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I enjoyed him. Not like in the biblical sense of course.
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I may only be talking to myself, but the Laurinitis cut was surprising. He's a solid MLB. Long and Cook had to go.
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He's paid like a top 5 LB and just had a horrible season. Makes sense to cut him.Rams Fanny wrote:I may only be talking to myself, but the Laurinitis cut was surprising. He's a solid MLB. Long and Cook had to go.
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Broncos' guard, former Eagle all-pro guard Evan Mathis rips Chip Kelly.
Might be an interesting season in San Francisco.Mathis also stated via e-mail that Kelly is not the type of coach who could have handled the 2015 Broncos’ contingent of outsized characters.
“There were many things that Chip had done that showed me he wasn’t building a championship team,” Mathis wrote in his e-mail to 9NEWS. “Two of the main issues that concerned me were: 1. A never-evolving, vanilla offense that forced our own defense to play higher than normal play counts. 2. His impatience with certain personality types even when they were blue-chip talents. The Broncos team I was on would have eaten Chip alive. I don’t think he could have handled the plethora of large personalities.”
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Crazy, yet true NFL fact I just learned. Matthew Stafford last year became the first QB in NFL history to complete more than 60 percent of his passes in all 16 games.
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Jesus, seeing Rob Ryan in a Bills shirt makes me very, very unhappy.
And not just because he is building the world's most perfect gut either.
And not just because he is building the world's most perfect gut either.
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Pruitt wrote:And not just because he is building the world's most perfect gut either.
Is he a cheeseburger eating muthafucker?
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Rex's may be bigger, but that is one proud looking Canadian gut right there.
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I am and have always been a big Elway supporter, but that made me laugh.
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Is Mazda the only company Peyton has never shilled for?
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Hogsett is an idiot. But I can't believe someone didn't proof that before posting. BSF be proud you are outside of Marion County.sancarlos wrote:
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Megatron has officially retired.
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Knew it was coming, but still sucks. Can't blame him for getting out with $100M and while he can still walk and with a functioning brain. Will be surprised if we don't start seeing more guys retiring after playing out most of their one big FA contract.
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Should be interesting when guys start retiring after their one big signing bonus but before the team wants to cut/renegotiate them.
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You'll recall that promising 49er linebacker Chris Borland retired after his 2014 rookie season. He agreed to repay most of his signing bonus.mister d wrote:Should be interesting when guys start retiring after their one big signing bonus but before the team wants to cut/renegotiate them.
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But don't a lot of post-rookie deals contain "roster bonuses" in the early stages to front load the cash? It would seem tough for teams to argue a roster bonus is actually supposed to be allocated over full term, especially when they often cut before full term.
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Sucks he had so many injuries the last several years. I really thought he was going to end up being the greatest WR ever.duff wrote:Megatron has officially retired.
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mister d wrote:But don't a lot of post-rookie deals contain "roster bonuses" in the early stages to front load the cash? It would seem tough for teams to argue a roster bonus is actually supposed to be allocated over full term, especially when they often cut before full term.
I can't imagine any situation where this would benefit a player.
No one in their right mind would turn down a restructure - future money is paid right now.
Most players also don't really have huge roster bonuses.
EDIT: Let's take a top player. Ben Roethlisberger has a $5 million roster bonus in 2018.
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He also has a $12 mil base salary. If the team pays your roster bonus, they are keeping you on the roster, obviously. So he'd give up $12 mil in base salary assuming the team can't just take the roster bonus back.
A non-star QB like Demarco Murray has no roster bonus over $500K.
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I don't know. These still surprise me. I mean, I get it - they want to stay healthy ... but yet these are professional athletes. Professional football players. These guys generally think they are invincible. And they are getting paid a TON of money to play a game for a job.brian wrote:Knew it was coming, but still sucks. Can't blame him for getting out with $100M and while he can still walk and with a functioning brain. Will be surprised if we don't start seeing more guys retiring after playing out most of their one big FA contract.
I know it's not the same, but I still go play pickup basketball even though my knees are mostly shot and half the time I hurt myself and have to limp around for a week or two. Sports are fun. And I'm not remotely as good at any sport as these guys are. They'll never be able to replicate the rush of playing an NFL game.
I way more understand the guys like Brett Favre who can't walk away than the ones who quit in their primes.
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You probably don't fear that your knees will not work at age 50. If you remember what knees are. These guys get surgery after surgery in retirement.
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Is it no longer (was it never?) a thing where contracts would have pretty high roster bonuses over the first two seasons of like a six year deal, basically enticing the guy to sign by offering a ton of cash up front? Why did I think that was a thing?Gunpowder wrote:Let's take a top player. Ben Roethlisberger has a $5 million roster bonus in 2018.
He also has a $12 mil base salary. If the team pays your roster bonus, they are keeping you on the roster, obviously. So he'd give up $12 mil in base salary assuming the team can't just take the roster bonus back.
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So by the time his new contract expires after the 2017 season, Sam Bradford will have made around $100 million.
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This is such a misleading statistic.Pruitt wrote:So by the time his new contract expires after the 2017 season, Sam Bradford will have made around $100 million.
$78MM of that total is from his rookie deal.
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What is misleading about the total?Brontoburglar wrote:This is such a misleading statistic.Pruitt wrote:So by the time his new contract expires after the 2017 season, Sam Bradford will have made around $100 million.
$78MM of that total is from his rookie deal.
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It's presented in a fashion that shows Bradford as a player that teams will happily overpay for mediocre production.A_B wrote:What is misleading about the total?Brontoburglar wrote:This is such a misleading statistic.Pruitt wrote:So by the time his new contract expires after the 2017 season, Sam Bradford will have made around $100 million.
$78MM of that total is from his rookie deal.
While you can make that overpaid argument, it's hard to do so when a vast majority of that money came before he ever took an NFL snap. And it's not like the Rams had any choice to not pay Bradford. Sure, they could have spent a few million less, but because of the way rookie salaries were structured, he was gonna get paid regardless.
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His post rookie deal will pay him a higher AAV than his rookie deal did. The Eagles gave him a 35% raise over his first contract average for mediocre production.
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That Bradford deal, and the money that Cousins is going to get is fucking the Broncos, now. They didn't offer Osweiler anywhere near that kind of money before the window opened, and now the speculation is that Houston is going to pay up for Osweiler, leaving Denver with no obvious options.
Colin Kaepernick? Ryan Fitzpatrick? Bubby Brister?
Colin Kaepernick? Ryan Fitzpatrick? Bubby Brister?
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Of course they had options. They could have franchised him, but mis-managed their situation with Von Miller and were forced to choose between the two.sancarlos wrote:That Bradford deal, and the money that Cousins is going to get is fucking the Broncos, now. They didn't offer Osweiler anywhere near that kind of money before the window opened, and now the speculation is that Houston is going to pay up for Osweiler, leaving Denver with no obvious options.
Colin Kaepernick? Ryan Fitzpatrick? Bubby Brister?
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brian wrote:Of course they HAD options. They could have franchised him, but mis-managed their situation with Von Miller and were forced to choose between the two.sancarlos wrote:That Bradford deal, and the money that Cousins is going to get is fucking the Broncos, now. They didn't offer Osweiler anywhere near that kind of money before the window opened, and now the speculation is that Houston is going to pay up for Osweiler, leaving Denver with no obvious options, NOW.
Colin Kaepernick? Ryan Fitzpatrick? Bubby Brister?
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