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We're cosmopolitan enough to use Növil, guys.
he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The

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Pratice indeed.
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How long before that thing gets used as a sex toy?

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19th century advertisement. The cure for drunkards is to switch them to tawny cocaine port!

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Did you see that ludicrous display last night?
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From a Bills fan group on facebook.

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Pruitt wrote:From a Bills fan group on facebook.

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Someone should tell the guy that despite a good year for OJ, the Bills didn't win the Super Bowl in 1975......
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Proper grammar would be "Bills are", not "Bills is".
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Who knows? Maybe, you were kidnapped, tied up, taken away and held for ransom.

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I think somebody posted that in the Swamp five years ago.
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I want to adopt him.
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Pruitt wrote:From a Bills fan group on facebook.

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That was smart to not specify the century. Lions fans will surely take note.
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I felt aswirl with warm secretions.
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rass wrote:sky cock

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The Michigan State Spartans splurged for a glass sign outside their locker room. Probably should have proofread that. To make sure the spelling was "acurate".

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Wilt in HS

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Did you see that ludicrous display last night?
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Troll Twitter account. Everyone fell for it. Just Twitter search the handle. People get internet famous for the dumbest things.
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Rush2112 wrote:Wilt in HS

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Looks like somebody keeps skipping legs days.
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Did you see that ludicrous display last night?
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Johnnie wrote:Troll Twitter account. Everyone fell for it. Just Twitter search the handle. People get internet famous for the dumbest things.
Like jokes?
he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The

holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
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Was this a true story, or the plot of that Kevin Sorbo movie God is NOT Dead?

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So much awesome, almost makes me wish I was from Michigan.
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Produce Glass Dildo

ALBUM NAME, CALLED IT.
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AB_skin_test wrote:Produce Glass Dildo

ALBUM NAME, CALLED IT.
Kind of the counter to Steely Dan, right?
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An ex-girlfriend had a produce glass dildo. Shaped like a pepper. She didn't like to use it. It was too...chili.
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The Sybian wrote:
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degenerasian wrote:Winter Olympic Posters
Gotta love that the dot for Lake Placid on the '32 poster is about where Westchester is.
Naw, way too far North of Westchester. My first thought was Albany, but it actually could be pretty close to Lake Placid.
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We'll, well. Another NJ swamper. Welcome, and nice touch for the first post.
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Thanks. I was searching for the replacement bunghole pic online last night and it linked me here.

Good stuff!

And go Mets! (Maybe next year, LOL -- I saw "kranepool" and knew I can't be the only suffering fan on here).
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krunchyfrogg wrote:Thanks. I was searching for the replacement bunghole pic online last night and it linked me here.

Good stuff!

And go Mets! (Maybe next year, LOL -- I saw "kranepool" and knew I can't be the only suffering fan on here).
Fuck Kranepool.

Sorrysorry old joke. Welcome new friend. Not you Kranepool.
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BSF21 wrote:
krunchyfrogg wrote:Thanks. I was searching for the replacement bunghole pic online last night and it linked me here.

Good stuff!

And go Mets! (Maybe next year, LOL -- I saw "kranepool" and knew I can't be the only suffering fan on here).
Fuck Kranepool.

Sorrysorry old joke. Welcome new friend. Not you Kranepool.

Slow down! You're giving off serious Degen on a first date vibes.

(Kidding...fresh frogs! Love it...welcome!)
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Not an image, but it certainly creates one:

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