OFFICIAL Lying Spouses/SO Thread

[A_B]

I'm not saying who in my relationship did this but upon questioning, one of the parties said they didn't take the last yogurt to work this morning and instead of left it for the other party on the counter like they said they did in a text but let's just say one party forgot to pick it up from the counter before they left for work.

[Sabo]

That jerk!

[mister d]

I’d love to say #NotAllWifes but some days it sure feels that way.

[A_B]

Help me Obi Rass Kenobi. You’re my only hope.

[EdRomero]

I’d love to say #NotAllWifes but some days it sure feels that way.

#AllWivesMatter

[Pruitt]

I’d love to say #NotAllWifes but some days it sure feels that way.

#AllWivesMatter

That's a million dollar slogan right there.

[The Sybian]

I'm not saying who in my relationship did this but upon questioning, one of the parties said they didn't take the last yogurt to work this morning and instead of left it for the other party on the counter like they said they did in a text but let's just say one party forgot to pick it up from the counter before they left for work.

Why would you leave the yogurt on the counter and not in the fridge? That's the crux of the problem.

[A_B]

I'm not saying who in my relationship did this but upon questioning, one of the parties said they didn't take the last yogurt to work this morning and instead of left it for the other party on the counter like they said they did in a text but let's just say one party forgot to pick it up from the counter before they left for work.

Why would you leave the yogurt on the counter and not in the fridge? That's the crux of the problem.

Half of the people in this relationship are complete idiots and need to be led by the hand as often as possible.

[BSF21]

I'm not saying who in my relationship did this but upon questioning, one of the parties said they didn't take the last yogurt to work this morning and instead of left it for the other party on the counter like they said they did in a text but let's just say one party forgot to pick it up from the counter before they left for work.

Why would you leave the yogurt on the counter and not in the fridge? That's the crux of the problem.

Half of the people in this relationship are complete idiots and need to be led by the hand as often as possible.

That's really not a nice way to talk about yourself man

[A_B]

I'm not saying who in my relationship did this but upon questioning, one of the parties said they didn't take the last yogurt to work this morning and instead of left it for the other party on the counter like they said they did in a text but let's just say one party forgot to pick it up from the counter before they left for work.

Why would you leave the yogurt on the counter and not in the fridge? That's the crux of the problem.

Half of the people in this relationship are complete idiots and need to be led by the hand as often as possible.

That's really not a nice way to talk about yourself man

I appreciate that but it's better i talk about myself like that than to insinuate it was someone else that is the blithering idiot.