The future obit thread

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All of us. Please update to indicate you are dead.
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Does this require being physically dead, or can we also note the deaths of our emotional, mental or existential selves?

Just want to be clear of the rules.
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Day ain’t over yet.
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Been dead inside for years.
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My blood pressure was really high this morning. Like 150/85 high. Followed by heartburn and horrible gas (both of which are things that occurred on the day of my heart attack).

I was kind of sure that I'd be at the hospital by now.

115/60 right now. (See my post in "Farts" for a possible reason why)

I'll be around for the playoffs!
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Pruitt IV wrote: ↑Sun Jan 01, 2023 7:48 pm My blood pressure was really high this morning. Like 150/85 high. Followed by heartburn and horrible gas (both of which are things that occurred on the day of my heart attack).

I was kind of sure that I'd be at the hospital by now.

115/60 right now. (See my post in "Farts" for a possible reason why)

I'll be around for the playoffs!
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sancarlos wrote: ↑Sun Jan 01, 2023 8:53 pm
Pruitt IV wrote: ↑Sun Jan 01, 2023 7:48 pm My blood pressure was really high this morning. Like 150/85 high. Followed by heartburn and horrible gas (both of which are things that occurred on the day of my heart attack).

I was kind of sure that I'd be at the hospital by now.

115/60 right now. (See my post in "Farts" for a possible reason why)

I'll be around for the playoffs!
Don’t forget to take those statins, bud!
Every night, 40mg of the best!
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