The Swamp

PFT Commeter wrote:So say goodby to the old mascot Rowdy the Cowboy! This lovely young lady here is perfect as the new face of the Cowboy's since by the looks of things shes going to end up sucking futiley for 17 weeks before walking away with a bad taste in her mouth.

rass wrote:Stop Slut Shaming Jerry Jones

PFT Commeter wrote:So say goodby to the old mascot Rowdy the Cowboy! This lovely young lady here is perfect as the new face of the Cowboy's since by the looks of things shes going to end up sucking futiley for 17 weeks before walking away with a bad taste in her mouth.

The Sybian wrote:Too bad the Cowboys didn't draft Manziel. He and Jones could have partied together.

Defendant Jerry Jones intentionally and knowingly received oral sex from another female while in the presence of Plaintiff. When Defendant JERRY JONES intentionally and knowingly received oral sex from the female, he knew that Plaintiff was present and intentionally and knowingly wanted Plaintiff to see said oral sex act. Plaintiff did not want to see Defendant JERRY JONES receive oral sex from the female.

rass wrote:Plaintiff did not want to see Defendant JERRY JONES receive oral sex from the female.

rass wrote:Bump!

rass wrote:Maybe?

Should I now do my ljam impression so you can follow up with your best Jerloma?

rass wrote:More Jerrah?

WOULD YOU LIKE TO COMMENT ON HARDY’S PRESS CONFERENCE? — “Well, I specifically have commented on it. It’s just where we are and where he is and where we are. Most of comments are going to go the wrong way if they have any element of being positive, of being aggressive, of being the way you want to be as a football player as far as your attitude is concerned. He has that attitude. It’s not just talk. It’s not just in front of a bunch of cameras. That’s what he is. And he is that way. He is very aggressive out there. He is very positive. He is very confident in his ability to make a difference. Where he is and where we are is any time he is there, any time he is a point of discussion, which you guys maybe you were out there. But they probably asked him so many questions. I’ll get so many questions and then I’ll have five or six of them that have nothing to do with what the writer ultimately writes and he has it put on by some colleague of his the other way. So, you never know where it’s coming from. Here’s the deal: is that unless he looks like he’s contrite, unless he looks like he’s just absolutely whipped, and so really obviously sorry for what his situation is, he’s going to get criticized. And we all know that. But he was in a football setting. Those questions that were being asked him. Those people that were asking that question, those were not workplace. We know some things are out of order. We know if an attorney is talking to you or if a sales person is talking to you and they’re the opposite sex. We know some things in today’s society that is behavior that we don’t have today. We know that.

But, now, I can remember when they talk about Richard Burton. And you’d say I don’t know about Richard Burton, but anybody good enough to be married to Elizabeth Taylor has got to be all right. Elizabeth Taylor made her life wanting people to say she was pretty. She made her life. That was her complete life. That was the people she hired to make them when they said ‘Elizabeth Taylor’ to enhance people saying she was pretty and interesting. And, so, when you did talk about Elizabeth Taylor and Richard Burton, you talked about how pretty she was and Elizabeth Taylor. Nobody thought that you were being disrespectful of women or the workplace. Well, Tom just happens to be married to a lady that is just absolutely one of the premier people in the world of working and making people say she is beautiful. Do you agree with me? That’s what they do. They get up in the morning and go to bed at night having people say she’s beautiful. So that a lot of people when they talk about Tom Brady talk about how beautiful she is.”

The Sybian wrote:

rass wrote:More Jerrah?

First comment is too good not to post. The left eye at the end kills me.

(Greg) Hardy changed his Twitter bio to proclaim himself “innocent until proven guilty” and share his opinion that “the unjust/prejudicial treatment of diff categories of people is discrimination.” The revision didn’t last long, likely because of Hardy’s chat with Garrett.

L-Jam3 wrote:If people who beat the shit out of women is race or other protected class, then I know a lot more racists than I originally thought, myself included

"I'm gonna come after you with everything I have," Jones said. Then he mentioned Deflategate. "If you think Bob Kraft came after you hard, Bob Kraft is a p---y compared to what I'm going to do."

brian wrote:All this because Goodell handed down an at least justifiable suspension of Elliott (I think Elliott either skates or gets only a couple of games if he doesn't grab that woman's breasts last offseason)?

Would be funny if the rest of the owners rallied around Goodell to fuck Jones though, which seems about as likely as any other scenario you can think of.

mister d wrote:We agree this is, by far, our funniest thread title, right?

mister d wrote:We agree this is, by far, our funniest thread title, right?