NFL Swampcrash MMXIV - WEEK ONE
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NFL Swampcrash MMXIV - WEEK ONE
It's morning in America.
REMINDERS
Through W16, each set of questions will include 4 Swamper-submitted questions (2 sports, 2 other)
All questions in W17 and the playoffs will come from me
I'll post questions here and email them to the group. Make sure you don't reply to all if answering by email
For your own questions only, you may "cheat" and submit any answer you want
Correct answers get a score equal to the number of people who said it
Wrong answers get the value of the highest-scoring correct answer +5
Low score wins
Standings, tiebreakers, playoff matchups, all determined exactly as they would be in the real NFL
INSTRUCTIONS
Send answers to ryantfriedman (gmail) or private message here
ANSWERS DUE FRIDAY, SEPT. 5 @ 12 PM (Reveal here on the boards @ 1 PM)
MATCHUPS
QUESTIONS
1. Name one the 15 most populated American cities whose geographic center is North of the southernmost point in Canada (15)
2. SUBMITTED BY LJAM - Name one of the 12 actors/actresses who have won at least one Oscar in both a lead and supporting role. (12)
NOTE: 9 are living and 3 are deceased
3. The letter sequence "ough" can be pronounced in 9 distinct ways, according to most English language standards. Name one of these pronunciations, either by spelling it phonetically or by giving me a word in which it is used that way (9)
NOTE: 3 of these are used primarily in non-American English
4. Name one of the classic "simple machines" of physics (6)
5. SUBMITTED BY BFJ - Name any 5-time (or more) guest host of Saturday Night Live (14)
6. Among the top 75 active MLB pitchers in strikeouts, only 13 have played for the same team for their entire career. Name one (13)
7. Half of the last 26 #1 overall picks in the NHL Draft have been made by 4 franchises - Quebec/Colorado, Edmonton, Tampa Bay, and Ottawa. Name one of the players taken by these teams. (13)
8. SUBMITTED BY BRIAN - Name any Division 1 (FCS OR FBS) college football team whose primary home stadium is an indoor facility (11)
9. SUBMITTED BY JERLOMA - Name any male or female tennis player in the Open Era (1968-) to complete the career Grand Slam for singles titles (9)
10. Name anyone listed on the pro-football-reference.com box score as a starting linebacker or starting cornerback from Super Bowl 48 (Seattle-Denver) (10)
REMINDERS
Through W16, each set of questions will include 4 Swamper-submitted questions (2 sports, 2 other)
All questions in W17 and the playoffs will come from me
I'll post questions here and email them to the group. Make sure you don't reply to all if answering by email
For your own questions only, you may "cheat" and submit any answer you want
Correct answers get a score equal to the number of people who said it
Wrong answers get the value of the highest-scoring correct answer +5
Low score wins
Standings, tiebreakers, playoff matchups, all determined exactly as they would be in the real NFL
INSTRUCTIONS
Send answers to ryantfriedman (gmail) or private message here
ANSWERS DUE FRIDAY, SEPT. 5 @ 12 PM (Reveal here on the boards @ 1 PM)
MATCHUPS
QUESTIONS
1. Name one the 15 most populated American cities whose geographic center is North of the southernmost point in Canada (15)
2. SUBMITTED BY LJAM - Name one of the 12 actors/actresses who have won at least one Oscar in both a lead and supporting role. (12)
NOTE: 9 are living and 3 are deceased
3. The letter sequence "ough" can be pronounced in 9 distinct ways, according to most English language standards. Name one of these pronunciations, either by spelling it phonetically or by giving me a word in which it is used that way (9)
NOTE: 3 of these are used primarily in non-American English
4. Name one of the classic "simple machines" of physics (6)
5. SUBMITTED BY BFJ - Name any 5-time (or more) guest host of Saturday Night Live (14)
6. Among the top 75 active MLB pitchers in strikeouts, only 13 have played for the same team for their entire career. Name one (13)
7. Half of the last 26 #1 overall picks in the NHL Draft have been made by 4 franchises - Quebec/Colorado, Edmonton, Tampa Bay, and Ottawa. Name one of the players taken by these teams. (13)
8. SUBMITTED BY BRIAN - Name any Division 1 (FCS OR FBS) college football team whose primary home stadium is an indoor facility (11)
9. SUBMITTED BY JERLOMA - Name any male or female tennis player in the Open Era (1968-) to complete the career Grand Slam for singles titles (9)
10. Name anyone listed on the pro-football-reference.com box score as a starting linebacker or starting cornerback from Super Bowl 48 (Seattle-Denver) (10)
he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
Re: NFL Swampcrash MMXIV - WEEK ONE
NHL draft picks, active MLB pitchers and a question he submitted - Vegas won't even post a line on my game against Brian.
Totally Kafkaesque
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IN:
SL
Carwash
Brian
Wlu
Sabo
Junkyard
Giff
Sancarlos
Pruitt
Alex
AB
SL
Carwash
Brian
Wlu
Sabo
Junkyard
Giff
Sancarlos
Pruitt
Alex
AB
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he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
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Did you not get mine? I'll resend.Ryan wrote:IN:
SL
Carwash
Brian
Wlu
Sabo
Junkyard
Giff
Sancarlos
Pruitt
Alex
Bengal
You know what you need? A lyrical sucker punch to the face.
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Yeah, youre next to Bengal in the spreadsheet and I read it wrong. You're good.
he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
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I was excited to read I was in and hopeful I had sent good answers.
Damn.
Damn.
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Plus you drew him pre-surgery. Clearly the biggest strength-of-schedule factor in this years Crash.Shirley wrote:NHL draft picks, active MLB pitchers and a question he submitted - Vegas won't even post a line on my game against Brian.
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Sent, and my answers don't look good.
Until everything is less insane, I'm mixing weed with wine.
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Guesses sent
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Looking good for bensell
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wlu_lax6 wrote:Plus you drew him pre-surgery. Clearly the biggest strength-of-schedule factor in this years Crash.Shirley wrote:NHL draft picks, active MLB pitchers and a question he submitted - Vegas won't even post a line on my game against Brian.
I don't know, it's kind of embarrassing to lose a game of intellect to a guy with a brain tumor.
An honest to God cult of personality - formed around a failed steak salesman.
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What if this is some John Travolta shit though?The Sybian wrote:wlu_lax6 wrote:Plus you drew him pre-surgery. Clearly the biggest strength-of-schedule factor in this years Crash.Shirley wrote:NHL draft picks, active MLB pitchers and a question he submitted - Vegas won't even post a line on my game against Brian.
I don't know, it's kind of embarrassing to lose a game of intellect to a guy with a brain tumor.
Dances with Wolves (1) - BSF
"This place was rockin'," said BSF21.
"There is nothing ever uncommon about BSF21."
"This place was rockin'," said BSF21.
"There is nothing ever uncommon about BSF21."
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Can we wager on who will get a wrong answer for a question they submitted?Ryan wrote:It's morning in America.
For your own questions only, you may "cheat" and submit any answer you want
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In
BFJ is the town wizard who runs a magic shop. He also has a golem that he has trained to attack anti-Semites.
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STILL NEED
Diamond
DC
Rush
Rass
Bensell
TT
Bronto
Trav
Ljam
Sybian
Fluff
Keg
Degen
Diamond
DC
Rush
Rass
Bensell
TT
Bronto
Trav
Ljam
Sybian
Fluff
Keg
Degen
he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
Re: NFL Swampcrash MMXIV - WEEK ONE
HI EVERYBODY!
Swampcrash brought me back!
Swampcrash brought me back!
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And an unnamed former Swamper said Swampcrash would be the end of our community. Or was it Zaz that said that?
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Answers submitted. The day before! It is a new year and a new Syb. Same shitty answers, I fear.
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You know what you need? A lyrical sucker punch to the face.
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Killing me AB. I opened that while on the phone with my boss. Struggled so hard not to lose it.
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STILL NEED
Bensell
TT
Fluff
Keg
Bensell
TT
Fluff
Keg
he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
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A bensell no show is my best chance, sadly.
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If you can emo these questions up I'll post them on TT's Facebook page
Pack a vest for your james in the city of intercourse
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Someone call a roofer, because TT is in the building
he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
Re: NFL Swampcrash MMXIV - WEEK ONE
He's in. Just missing Bensell now. Bengal continues to taunt him from the ring as his entrance music starts and stops.
he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
Re: NFL Swampcrash MMXIV - WEEK ONE
Thanks for the heads up, gents.
My only fear of death is coming back to this b1tch reincarnated
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As of right now, the 6 best scores of the week are all paired off into 3 matchups. Some real tough luck losahs this week, Dawg.
he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
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fuck yes.Ryan wrote:He's in. Just missing Bensell now. Bengal continues to taunt him from the ring as his entrance music starts and stops.
Do I get a walkover?
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Almost. Just answer this level 5 NHL questions correctly and you get the win!tennbengal wrote:fuck yes.Ryan wrote:He's in. Just missing Bensell now. Bengal continues to taunt him from the ring as his entrance music starts and stops.
Do I get a walkover?
he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
Re: NFL Swampcrash MMXIV - WEEK ONE
15 mins. Now accepting incredibly dumb pregame show posts.
he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
Re: NFL Swampcrash MMXIV - WEEK ONE
I messaged Bensell on Twitter and he said he thought he sent his answers yesterday, and won't have a chance to resend until later in the day.Ryan wrote:15 mins. Now accepting incredibly dumb pregame show posts.
I felt aswirl with warm secretions.
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If he could check Twitter, you'd think he could check his sent mail folder.
And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness. - God
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Having Diamond and Trav in my division is absolutely brutal. At least there's Syb to even it out a little.
And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness. - God
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Q1 - Name one of the 15 largest American cities whose geographic center is north of the southernmost point in Canada (15)
CORRECT ANSWERS
Boston (1) - TT
St. Paul (1) - DC
Buffalo (2) - Sabo, Shirley
Detroit (2) - Pruitt, Rass
Milwaukee (3) - Carwash, Cerrano, Cheddah
Seattle (4) - Bronto, Degen, Keg, Wlulax
Portland (5) - BFJ, Brian, Rush, Sancarlos, Trav
Minneapolis (9) - AB, Alex, Bengal, Diamond, Fluff, Giff, Jerloma, Junkyard, PDX
WRONG ANSWERS (14 PTS)
Albany - Ljam
Duluth - SL
Billings - Sybian
Bismarck - BSF
LEFTOVERS
Chicago
Toledo
Anchorage
Rochester
Boise
Spokane
Tacoma
CORRECT ANSWERS
Boston (1) - TT
St. Paul (1) - DC
Buffalo (2) - Sabo, Shirley
Detroit (2) - Pruitt, Rass
Milwaukee (3) - Carwash, Cerrano, Cheddah
Seattle (4) - Bronto, Degen, Keg, Wlulax
Portland (5) - BFJ, Brian, Rush, Sancarlos, Trav
Minneapolis (9) - AB, Alex, Bengal, Diamond, Fluff, Giff, Jerloma, Junkyard, PDX
WRONG ANSWERS (14 PTS)
Albany - Ljam
Duluth - SL
Billings - Sybian
Bismarck - BSF
LEFTOVERS
Chicago
Toledo
Anchorage
Rochester
Boise
Spokane
Tacoma
he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
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Q2 - FROM LJAM - Name one of the 12 actors and actresses who have won at least one Oscar in both a lead and supporting role. (12) NOTE: 9 are living and 3 are deceased
CORRECT ANSWERS
Cate Blanchett (1) - Diamond
Gene Hackman (1) - AB
Maggie Smith (1) - Pruitt
Kevin Spacey (1) - Wlulax
Jessica Lange (2) - Bengal, Giff
Jack Lemmon (2) - Ljam, Sancarlos
Jack Nicholson (5) - Alex, BSF, Jerloma, Keg, Rush
Denzel Washington (5) - Brian, Carwash, Degen, Rass, Sybian
Meryl Streep (6) - BFJ, Bronto, DC, Junkyard, Sabo, Shirley
WRONG ANSWERS (11 PTS)
Al Pacino - Cheddah
Elizabeth Taylor - Trav
Helen Mirren - TT
Dustin Hoffman - Cerrano
Tom Hanks - Fluff
Leo DiCaprio - PDX
Vince Vaughn - SL
LEFTOVERS
Helen Hayes
Ingrid Bergman
Robert De Niro
SCORES THROUGH 2
Thru 2 Swamper
3 Pruitt
5 wlulax
7 DC
7 Rass
7 Sancarlos
8 Carwash
8 Sabo
8 Shirley
9 Keg
9 Degen
10 Diamond
10 Brian
10 Rush
10 Bronto
10 AB
11 Giff
11 BFJ
11 Bengal
12 TT
14 Cheddah
14 Jerloma
14 Cerrano
14 Alex
15 Junkyard
16 Trav
16 Ljam
19 Sybian
19 BSF
20 PDX
20 Fluff
25 SL
25 Bensell
CORRECT ANSWERS
Cate Blanchett (1) - Diamond
Gene Hackman (1) - AB
Maggie Smith (1) - Pruitt
Kevin Spacey (1) - Wlulax
Jessica Lange (2) - Bengal, Giff
Jack Lemmon (2) - Ljam, Sancarlos
Jack Nicholson (5) - Alex, BSF, Jerloma, Keg, Rush
Denzel Washington (5) - Brian, Carwash, Degen, Rass, Sybian
Meryl Streep (6) - BFJ, Bronto, DC, Junkyard, Sabo, Shirley
WRONG ANSWERS (11 PTS)
Al Pacino - Cheddah
Elizabeth Taylor - Trav
Helen Mirren - TT
Dustin Hoffman - Cerrano
Tom Hanks - Fluff
Leo DiCaprio - PDX
Vince Vaughn - SL
LEFTOVERS
Helen Hayes
Ingrid Bergman
Robert De Niro
SCORES THROUGH 2
Thru 2 Swamper
3 Pruitt
5 wlulax
7 DC
7 Rass
7 Sancarlos
8 Carwash
8 Sabo
8 Shirley
9 Keg
9 Degen
10 Diamond
10 Brian
10 Rush
10 Bronto
10 AB
11 Giff
11 BFJ
11 Bengal
12 TT
14 Cheddah
14 Jerloma
14 Cerrano
14 Alex
15 Junkyard
16 Trav
16 Ljam
19 Sybian
19 BSF
20 PDX
20 Fluff
25 SL
25 Bensell
he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The