The Swamp

Johnnie

Wait...and they tampered their way into this boondoggle?

Johnnie

Sounds like some AI type shit.

And I'm pretty sure I saw that ridiculous generated t-shirt from a Facebook ad.

Johnnie

I was going to link the Facebook post, but it may have been deleted. I screenshot it.

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A Chief Master Sergeant with 30 years in is retiring soon so, as is customary, a retirement ceremony invite was sent out to a segment of the base populace via email. Well apparently that invite it also went to some civilian friends ' emails and one dude hit reply all with the sentiment of "Fuck...

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The Celtics won by 7 despite shooting 10/39 from 3.

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What an utterly fucked-up relationship the two of them must have. Although I would guess her crazy really comes out in the sack, and that why he stays. Someone else in the thread said they were divorcing. Finally. Not sure why. They are grifting the shit out of both sides of the Republican spectrum.

Johnnie

How this is still on Twitter, I have no fucking idea.

Johnnie

Pat Sajak's final Wheel of Fortune just started.

(At least out here. It probably already aired back east.)

Johnnie

Yoooooo! Joy Reid is amazing.

Johnnie

Yeah, I've watched a few of those videos as well. They do a great job of showing how these talented folks hear music differently than the rest of us. I saw this one today. They gave this dude Tool! It's very funny. I haven't watched it all the way through yet (it's nearly 30 minutes), but he spends...

Johnnie

Uncle Fahkin' Ruckus ova here.

Johnnie

Jerloma wrote: ↑Tue Jun 04, 2024 8:28 am This is all so fucking on point...

This was good too. Ken Buck sucks.

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brian wrote: ↑Tue Jun 04, 2024 10:02 am Nate disappeared like Keyser Soze.

He probably took my advice.

Johnnie

Max just raised subscription prices again LINE MUST ALWAYS GO UP. The standard ad-free plan has shot up to $17 per month, with a yearly price of $170. This is an increase of $1 per month or $20 per year. The ultimate ad-free plan is now $21 per month or $210 per year. This is an increase of $1 per ...

Johnnie

This dude is so fucking awesome. (And this YouTube channel overall is pretty great.)

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Texas has a license plate for damn near every ribbon you can get while in the military. It's ridiculous.

Johnnie

Ruh roh. This looks bad.

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The Leftovers was ok. I guess I don't have a big enough brain to get it all. It had an intriguing storyline, but the creator of Lost is gunna do Lost shit.

(And I never watched Lost, but I've read enough about it to never want to watch it.)

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mister d wrote: ↑Sat Jun 01, 2024 9:42 pm I know you haven’t been around much but Johnnie has been posting a lot of erotica about what he would do to Sue Paterno now that her bed is empty.

She's a freak, that one. Told me to dig up her dead husband so she could skullfuck him with her new strap on. Just a minx.

Johnnie

Hey Puss Nuts. Ball your right hand into a fist and ram it elbow deep into your asshole.

Johnnie

I'd be mad if my name was 'Chennedy.' Also, check Angel Reese hopping up from the bench like something good happened. Chuck is right. https://twitter.com/JoePompliano/status/1796981067628388538?t=VTXC0gKihozGOnSeULe_AA&s=19 https://twitter.com/trendyhoopstars/status/1796957171940491633 https://t...

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MaxWebster wrote: ↑Fri May 31, 2024 2:20 pm Interesting timing that this afternoon at work we got an email from the US Office of Special Counsel regarding a new/updated approach to enforcement of the Hatch Act...

I haven't seen that email yet, but I'll keep my eyes open for it.

Johnnie

New Eminem video

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That's fucked up:

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I'm not pissed over this. I'm happy. But I also know that rich people in America get their own system of justice. So it's fun to call him a convicted felon now, but ultimately means nothing in the grand scheme because we should've never been at this place to begin with. And I highly doubt any of his...

Johnnie

For me, with no prison time means it was all a spectacle.

I just want someone to have the balls to do the right thing for once.

Johnnie

What happens now? Is he still the nominee? Can he still win? What does a president governing from a state jail cell look like? There is ZERO in our election laws that excludes him from being the nominee and/or serving as president. The qualifications for both are being 35 or older and a natural bor...

Johnnie

I was doing work in my classified area so I didn't have my phone on me.

Like, holy shit. Get fucked, traitor.

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I laughed.

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I just pulled this card out of a pack of cards this evening.

It goes for anywhere between $500-$1k. I'm kinda taken aback by it. Like, holy shit.

Johnnie

A Bonchon Chicken is opening here soon. Fucking psyched. They opened today and I went. Waited about 30 minutes because, predictably, it was busy. I got boneless wings, bulgogi tacos, and fries. I was not impressed. I'll chalk it up to them being busy and me not getting the bone in wings. Various tr...

Johnnie

How'd I miss this SNL skit from a month ago?

(Was it posted on the board? I feel like it was. Whatever. Here you go.)

Johnnie

This guy has sucked shit for a loooooong time.

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The Good Liars are so fucking awesome.

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