The Swamp

Johnnie

If I lived in your neighborhood and you put in a fucking charging station I might murder you in your sleep. It's not dead center in the neighborhood and you could wall it off. But for real, the patch of land is so awkward I don't know what you can put there (outside of a playground or parking lot) ...

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There's an area in my neighborhood that's about 3.5 acres which would be perfect for a park/charging station for my town. (It's about 5 minutes off the highway too. So yes, it might spike traffic.) However, since where I live is unincorporated and isn't a city with a true city government, the land i...

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The aforementioned brand Spicy Shark has a great hot honey.

https://www.thespicyshark.com/hot-honey

Also, the season 24 lineup is here:

Johnnie

Woooow. https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/stormthecapitolgame/storm-the-capitol-the-board-game?ref=android_project_share Ok, looks like I missed this from 4 months ago, but the Kickstarter is recent: https://youtu.be/SZ93Z8nC9eE?si=4--SD8Mx4fr0Oddz https://youtu.be/8fGbCKlPG1M?si=D7q_rzku564oU0Uy

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Need more details here. I'm spacing on the exact foods at the moment (it's late and I'm tired), but I'll ask tomorrow. I know when he and his gf came over for dinner a while back she was giving him shit because she had made something that took several hours to put together and he just decided to th...

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I like to dip cold pizza in ranch/bleu cheese.

My buddy is the real "Food Crimes" guy though. He'll randomly put cinnamon on stuff for no reason. Or put almonds straight from the bag onto cooked food. It's so odd.

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Giff wrote: ↑Thu May 16, 2024 7:52 pm Fuck Greg Abbott. I want him to die in a way that causes the most suffering.

I really want someone to simply knock over his wheelchair.

Then he gets hit by a train.

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Someone spliced the Ghostbusters 2 scene with this portrait dubbed over Vigo's and it's perfect. I have to find it.

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Lol. That would make sense actually. I bet it's true. Edit https://twitter.com/JoJoFromJerz/status/1791086245314957483?t=DMNLZk9XucTGbiqoPNe_BQ&s=19 Such a cute couple. Now I know where he put his fist. https://media-cldnry.s-nbcnews.com/image/upload/t_nbcnews-fp-1200-630,f_auto,q_auto:best/mpx/...

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I think that was Dan Pfeiffer, Syb. So yes. It's a good point.

However, once this current court thing wraps up he should be mostly free since the other 3 have been delayed and delayed and delayed.

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Then there's this asshole:

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Was Jesus really big on assertive masculinity and fighting against DEI? Yes. And leaving immigrants to drown. And machine guns. While riding his raptor. Jesus is the greatest DEI story of all time considering there are zero white people in the Bible. But of course present day white conservative Chr...

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On that cheerful note, Origins Game Fair is a month away and I'm totally psyched for it.

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"ThE LiBz CaNcElLeD mE."

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I don't know why Bill Maher continues to have Bill Burr on his podcast. It always goes terribly for him... https://twitter.com/CoreyRForrester/status/1790155722354803105 What have you done in Washington? NOTHIN'. The entire media landscape summed up in one thought. Bill Burr is the fucking man.

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CarGurus.com was very helpful to me. I recommended it to Johnnie and I believe he had a positive experience, as well. Yup. Last summer I was looking for a Hyundai Sonata specifically. The website posted a VIN for a vehicle that was traded in that morning well before photos or a price popped up. I w...

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Yea, I thought about my post after the fact and figured an event like that was probably not that known ahead of time. I saw pics on Reddit the next morning and was like damn. Oddly enough, I actually stayed up late watching TV on Friday but since I wasn't glued to my phone I had no idea. The sky out...

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Apparently it was all over the Arizona sky. Would've liked a heads up on that the way the eclipse was marketed.

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It's kinda scary what info you can pull of people with a "first name last name town" kinda Google search. I just googled about this and it's called 'smishing' or phishing via SMS. https://faq.usps.com/s/article/Scams-Scheme-Alerts There's a few places you can call to report this. Good luck...

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I just bumped the military thread a moment ago about this story. It's fucking awful. I hate it so much.

Fucking pigs.

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I'm sure this has been the trajectory for well over a couple years because I'm absolutely positive Derek Thompson, writer for The Atlantic and host of the Ringer podcast Plain English has mentioned it several times.

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From the same Police Dept that shit its pants over an acorn falling comes this:

Police Who Shot Florida Airman 6 Times in His Home May Have Entered Wrong Apartment, Family Says

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Disney, Hulu and Max Streaming Bundle Will Soon Become Available

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You're doing the thing that Steve Aoki to prove anyone can become a DJ but without the rich dad that owned Benihana.

But this is way better. And your other songs are awesome too.

Edit:

Jesus Christ. I can't stop fucking laughing

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https://twitter.com/karmathartic/status/1788191096662642787?t=1ALPe77-MtcHQghVGHZwiQ&s=19 And the memes are fire: https://twitter.com/ProjectLincoln/status/1788201581965349092?t=J3RSX-5cNhn6v3Tu023RXw&s=19 https://twitter.com/DougJBalloon/status/1788186837497893154?t=Rq8YS4mfaBr3boCxhXIEbw&a...

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Ugggh.

Classified*

Fucking autocorrect.

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Aileen 'Thundercunt' Cannon indefinitely delays the clarified documents trial.

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I hadn't read that article yet. Yeesh. It's not antisemitic to say that that Israel killing people indiscriminately with American money is bad and wrong. How tough is this? Is the necessity for having Israel as an ally this important? It really makes me think politics is a big fix that the current U...

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Google News suggested this Polygon article about it to me today. I haven't read it yet, but I will when I have a minute.

https://www.polygon.com/reviews/2414844 ... ubi-review

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See, I thought that was a joke. Considering Edelman opened his set with a Kraft funeral joke, I figured everything was fine.

Now Affleck's set was a total abomination and he should be dragged for it.

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L-Jam3 wrote: ↑Mon May 06, 2024 10:47 am Did anyone bring up that his supermodel, higher earning wife divorced him and took his kids because he wanted to play on a 8-9 also-ran instead of being with her and their kids? Because if not, that wasn't a roast.

I think Kevin Hart did in his opening monologue.

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Zero jokes about him kissing his kid. Disappointing.

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So far, so good on this Tom Brady roast.

But Kim Kardashian just got up on stage.

Edit

Bill Belichick is actually killing it right now.

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