God dammit.
The Official Swamper-specific self-love euphemism thread
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Swallowing hot fireA_B wrote: ↑Mon Oct 19, 2020 7:58 amIt might also mean GPJ is on the opposite end of things.The Sybian wrote: ↑Mon Oct 19, 2020 7:44 amEmpty the trash can
I prefer spitting hot fire to dropping, but that might not be proper rap terminology.
Pack a vest for your james in the city of intercourse
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Palm trace landing
he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
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Basement cardio
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the Lose my job
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Can I get a redo on mine? self medicating was perfect at the time, now a little less so
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working blue
I felt aswirl with warm secretions.
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Paying for his own sweet tea
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Zoomin' with Toobin.
mister d wrote:Couldn't have pegged me better.
EnochRoot wrote:I mean, whatever. Johnnie's all hot cuz I ride him.
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How embarrassing. If I ever end up on a Zoom call with New Yorker writers, just shoot me
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Doing spots on a open mic
Punching up a bit
Doing a tight 5
Doing crowd work
Opening for Jesse
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Erection results?
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"beautiful, with an exotic-yet-familiar facial structure and an arresting gaze."
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Polling the electorate
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Hanging Chad*
*If my name was Chad and I was into auto-erotic asphyxiation.
*If my name was Chad and I was into auto-erotic asphyxiation.
well this is gonna be someone's new signature - bronto
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On a work Zoom
Toobin'
Toobin'
Totally Kafkaesque
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Quite the master debater
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unstuffing the ballot box.
Did you see that ludicrous display last night?
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I lold
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Lubin' Lil' Toobin.
"beautiful, with an exotic-yet-familiar facial structure and an arresting gaze."
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Love this one. I hate when people I truly respect get caught doing stupid shit like this. WTF was he thinking?
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signing a waiver
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Practicing law on his/her own?
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Maybe practicing law without contingency?
THERE’S NOWT WRONG WITH GALA LUNCHEONS, LAD!
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Ocean Matt:
he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
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Finding Nemo
"beautiful, with an exotic-yet-familiar facial structure and an arresting gaze."
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AB - ground his own burger
(and the "chick roast" typo was funny but seeing it with "sirloin" (Sir Loin?) made it funnier)
(and the "chick roast" typo was funny but seeing it with "sirloin" (Sir Loin?) made it funnier)
I felt aswirl with warm secretions.
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AB really tossed off a three-for-one bundle of low hanging fruit in that post.
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I felt aswirl with warm secretions.
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PDX - Treating his wood
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There's also some specific finishing procedures.
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Isn't there always?
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