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I don't see many punts in the ATL-NYG tilt either.

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Reply back. Say something like:

"Really? Because I was looking for someone to fuck. I guess I misread the signs."

At this point, what's the worst that can happen?

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Doc, I think I'm more than just "some guy on sportsfrog".

Pretty easy, as I recently heard a podcast on one of the subjects.

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Bitches be crazy, DeGen. Bitches be crazy.

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I think I already know the answer, but Eli at home against the Falcons Swiss Cheese defense is the better play than Dalton going into New England, even with Ints worth -3 and Pick Sixes worth an additional -4, right?

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I think this means we need to resurrect the Final Jeopardy! challenge. Especially since this is a new month. Doc?

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If they're still in St. Louis, you can get shot if you just go to the suburbs, put on blackface, and raise your hands.

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When I'm waiting at my barbershop, I never know whether to read a magazine I already get that I haven't read through yet and he has in stock (GQ, SI, Men's Health, Nat Geo) or one I don't get (ESPN, Maxim, Cigar Afionado).

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The four division winners in the AFC right now (Cincinnati, San Diego, Houston and Buffalo) also have 0 Super Bowl titles and have combined for 8 Super Bowl appearances (helped a bit by Buffalo's four straight of course.) Wait, I'm counting 7: Cincinnati '81 and '88, Buffalo '90-93, San Diego '94. ...

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Here's time for a brag. I might be the only person in America who drafted LeSean McCoy (spent $52 out of $100 for first 5) who is 4-0.

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The Iggs don't rate inclusion in you red box of Armageddon? Fair point. I guess I tend to underrate their historical level of suckitude because they've been decent to very decent for most of the last 15 years, but you have a point. (In fact the four division winners in the NFC would have a combined...

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degenerasian wrote:
rass wrote:I'm giving up what could be the last gorgeous and genuinely hot Sunday of 2014 for this shit Steelers...
I would have been long gone now, I can't listen to Thom Brenneman for 3 and a half hours.

Better than me. I can't listen to Thom Brenneman for 3 and a half minutes.

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This sounds like the balls. Count me in.

I love social games like this. And Assassination. That games is le merde.

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Just sent.

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If Mickey Tettleton was born 15 years later, he'd be in the MVP race every year. And have a lifetime endorsement deal for Froot Loops.

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I was thinking old-school Nuggets.

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Whoever Goodell's replacement is should make restoring some fun a priority. Give them 10-15 seconds after a TD to celebrate as they wish. And don't call shit like this which was clearly an homage, not showing up the other guys. Refs need to use some common sense. In general I agree, but it started ...

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I see a couple Pick-Sixes by Eli in my future.

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L-Jam2 always gave us small juice glasses of wine at dinner. Of course it was classic dago red, so it's not like I knew what good wine was until I was living alone after college.

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Lucky you never seeing Crash. God, I hated that movie on so many levels.

ETA: Here's Crash if you never saw it. 2 hours of Angelenos of different colors yelling at each other "I'm not a racist! You're a fucking racist!"

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That's "K-Logg" to you, Doc.

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Gents, the FMD beckons.

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Saw this before, so I think it's a worthy thread.

Without talking about movies basically post Jan 2011 (i.e. L-Jam4), here's a bunch I surprisngly never saw.

1. Groundhog Day
2. Harry Potter 7 Pts 1&2
3. Mrs Doubtfire

Just a few off the top of my head.

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1. Fuck Lewis Hamilton, Fuck Bronto, and Fuck this game.

2. Gonzaga has been riding one relatively lucky Elite 8 Appearance covering up a lot of early crashings and burnings for 15 years now.

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Look for mine b/w 10 and 10:15 AM EST today.

ETA: Just sent at 10:25.

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This isn't irony, but I do like the fact that Steve Buscemi, whose most celebrated role is arguably a guy who doesn't tip, is regarded as one of the best celebrity tippers around.

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Can start up to 4 RBs. Normal scoring, save 1/2 pt per reception.

Definites: Mr. Pink @ Indy, Gio vs ATL

Start 2 from: Vereen @ MIN, Travis West hosting NO, Lamar Miller @ BUF, or DMC hosting HOU. I'm leaning on Vereen and West right now. I have time to change my mind.

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I am shocked to find Boris Becker never even played in a French Open final. I am also surprised Alexei Yashin was not a #1 pick. The only true serve and volleyers I can think that have won the French are Navratilova and Laver. I watched some tennis back then, but I couldn't tell you a damn thing ab...

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And the worst part? I read SI's preview of Seattle about an hour before the game started, and I did my answers DURING THE FUCKING GAME LAST NIGHT. I was thinking saying Bobby Wagner would've been pretty unfair, so I said "I'll just go with that douchebag they let walk. Brandon Browner, baby!&qu...

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DVOA?

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Fuck you, L-Jam, for forgetting Browner was fucking suspended during the Super Bowl. Asshole.

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I remember one of Tom Hanks' earlier ones (3rd? Maybe 4th?) he came out and acted as if he banged his knee, passed out, and saw Abraham Linoln.

Hanks: Does this mean I'm dead?

Lincoln: No Tom. It means you're an incredible pussy.

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Q5 was spread out a lot more than I thought it would be. Paul Simon was a hell of an answer. Never would have thought of that. I thought Alec Baldwin and Steve Martin were the co-Jordans there. I remember him being the 5 timers club in one of the episodes they did when someone new joined. Though Ma...

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Gianni Schichi is me. It's my alternate email for... those types of sites.

I didn't get a chance to see it, so can you just delete that? I saw the invite from TennBen on my regular email. I don't have access to fantasy sites at work, so I can't log in until I get home tonight.

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HDO can take the last spot in the Premiership, but I'll fill in if he can't. If no in the premiership, is there a spot open in Unknown? When is that draft?

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J-Lo, between this board and your facebook posts, I can't tell if this is performance art, or if you're really that lacking in self-awareness. I'm pretty sure it's the former, but I wouldn't be my mortgage payment on it.

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Okay, screw it. I'll take the premiership. I've been in the swamp leagues since 05. First time in the Premiership, baby!

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I don't think I was in the Unknown last year. Can someone email me the 'tails?

Ell Jay Aye Emm Three at Yahoo dot Com

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If that hurricane hit Detroit, you wouldn't hear a thing about it from Steve Yzerman.

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Yes. I was looking for word on the Unknown league. Maybe I can be promoted one of these decades.

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