The Swamp

rass · Post by **rass** » Sat Dec 14, 2013 7:09 pm

elflaco wrote:and depressed.

don't want to bring you down, but fuck.. the missus fell in the ice/snow while walking the dog.in the ER.possible broken arm. the boy with neighbors. i'm over here. already lit up on half a bottle of scotch (auchentoshen syb).. feel helpless. she's not happy. very much not so. lit and sad and useless what a fucking saturday night.

sorry boys. carry on.

Lo siento Juan. That fucking sucks.

Post by **brian** » Sat Dec 14, 2013 7:38 pm

Fuck. I'm sorry man. You and your wife don't deserve that. One day you'll all appreciate your sacrifice.

Post by **brian** » Sat Dec 14, 2013 7:39 pm

And I'm pretty buzzed up in west coast IPAs but I'm still upset for elflaco

elflaco · Post by **elflaco** » Sun Dec 15, 2013 12:56 am

Thanks gents.

Just hung up the skype with her... both bones broken. Clean break, so that's the good part. My dad is saying he'll bring up her mother in the morning, but with the weather.. most likely he just takes her to Union station and puts her on a train.. hopefully she can be around the week, and then drive down for the holidays.. so she should be with family for the next two weeks.
spoke to the boy last night.. real trooper.. held it together, did the right things.. on the phone was very brave until he just broke down.. (what's th doing with all this fucking dust so early in the morning?) 27 days to go. Have final set of interviews in NYC the week of the 20th-can't afford to blow it.
hm. 9am here.. that's the thing about good scotch. no headache.

Brontoburglar · Post by **Brontoburglar** » Sun Dec 15, 2013 12:30 pm

I don't have a headache but I sure forgot to drink water last night. Oops.

And sorry to hear about that, ef. My friend fell on Friday too. Nothing broken for her, but a ton of pain. Hopefully it's a quick heal

A_B · Post by **A_B** » Mon Dec 16, 2013 8:26 am

Bitches be trippin'.

A_B · Post by **A_B** » Mon Dec 23, 2013 10:06 pm

Appropriately i am lit up like a christmas tree

Bensell · Post by **Bensell** » Wed Dec 25, 2013 12:08 am

AB_skin_test wrote:Appropriately i am lit up like a christmas tree

Been drinking off a bottle of Bulliet since mid afternoon so I can't wait for the niece and nephew's reaction (or more importantly my Mom & Sister's reaction) for Christmas morning & Santa's presents when Uncle Hangover shows up. But the sausage and egg casserole will taste even better than normal I'm sure

cerrano · Post by **cerrano** » Sat Feb 08, 2014 12:19 am

january was a slow month for this thread. boo us.

Post by **brian** » Sat Feb 08, 2014 1:00 am

cerrano wrote:january was a slow month for this thread. boo us.

Don't know about y'all but I'm down to drinking only about 3 times a month until I drop some weight. Which sucks.

Giff · Post by **Giff** » Sun Feb 09, 2014 10:52 am

I just forget to post.

rass · Post by **rass** » Thu Mar 06, 2014 11:40 pm

Hi cerrano.

The Sybian · Post by **The Sybian** » Fri Mar 07, 2014 9:49 pm

Hello Spring...ton!!!!

Weatherfrog · Post by **Weatherfrog** » Fri Mar 07, 2014 10:35 pm

Lagunitas Imperial Stout

cerrano · Post by **cerrano** » Fri Mar 07, 2014 11:08 pm

rass wrote:Hi cerrano.

right back atcha, tonight.

rass · Post by **rass** » Fri Jun 06, 2014 10:50 pm

Tullamore Dew.

Brought by a guest last winter. Free Irish whiskey is not to be denied.

A_B · Post by **A_B** » Thu Jun 12, 2014 9:52 pm

I just texted like aeven swampers. Lit.

A_B · Post by **A_B** » Fri Aug 01, 2014 5:33 pm

Was going to have a dark n stormy but only had ginger ale and not ginger beer. I call it a mostly cloudy.

HaulCitgo · Post by **HaulCitgo** » Tue Sep 02, 2014 10:33 pm

Hey yo! Trouble beckons on a Tues. More than usual at the local spot.

BSF21 · Post by **BSF21** » Sat Sep 27, 2014 11:23 pm

Gotta get this back to the top on the weekend right?

Johnny Carwash · Post by **Johnny Carwash** » Fri Oct 10, 2014 10:21 pm

I am 35. Helen Mirren is 69. This means that for the first time in my life, there is not a woman at least twice my age that I would theoretically fuck.

Woodbury Reserve btw

rass · Post by **rass** » Sat Oct 11, 2014 7:29 am

It looks like you can get that loving feeling back next July 26th, if just for a couple of months (and if you round down to the nearest year).

Happy birthday(?)

The Sybian · Post by **The Sybian** » Sat Oct 11, 2014 9:53 pm

Johnny Carwash wrote:I am 35. Helen Mirren is 69. This means that for the first time in my life, there is not a woman at least twice my age that I would theoretically fuck.

Woodbury Reserve btw

Sophia Loren was still hanging on last I saw her. Just checked, and she is 80. Maybe it's been a long time since I saw her. Looking at pictures of her in her heyday, and holy fuck was she a sex kitten!

BSF21 · Post by **BSF21** » Sat Oct 11, 2014 11:05 pm

Guess who's back. Back again. BSFs back. Tell a friend.

TheHumanComa · Post by **TheHumanComa** » Mon Oct 13, 2014 6:39 pm

They have this in Canada now! Don't know what took them so long, last time I had it was 15 years ago in Vegas. Not saying it's great beer but I like it better than Molson Ex and Labbatt Blue.

A_B · Post by **A_B** » Tue Oct 14, 2014 6:38 am

TheHumanComa wrote:

They have this in Canada now! Don't know what took them so long, last time I had it was 15 years ago in Vegas. Not saying it's great beer but I like it better than Molson Ex and Labbatt Blue.

I like the Banquet beer. One of my 18 pack go tos.

mister d · Post by **mister d** » Tue Oct 14, 2014 8:08 am

So on Canadian Thanksgiving, one of our Canadians bragged about getting Coors? Boou.

A_B · Post by **A_B** » Tue Oct 14, 2014 8:18 am

mister d wrote:So on Canadian Thanksgiving, one of our Canadians bragged about getting Coors? Boou.

Well, it's really a canadian beer, no?

Johnny Carwash · Post by **Johnny Carwash** » Tue Oct 14, 2014 1:54 pm

In the U.S. it's pronounced "Cours."

Pruitt · Post by **Pruitt** » Tue Oct 14, 2014 3:20 pm

TheHumanComa wrote:

They have this in Canada now! Don't know what took them so long, last time I had it was 15 years ago in Vegas. Not saying it's great beer but I like it better than Molson Ex and Labbatt Blue.

For God sake man! You live near Montreal, surely there's better beer choices than Coors, Bleue and Ex?

Maybe crack open a frosty Dow!

Rush2112 · Post by **Rush2112** » Tue Oct 14, 2014 5:41 pm

I'd recommend a Unibrou or Dieu du Ciel. Though he lives in the hinterlands so perhaps his chances are limited. When I was a Easterner I was quite excited to have a Banquet. I still enjoy one here and there (my Colorado born wife likes to make fun of me for this.)

sancarlos · Post by **sancarlos** » Tue Oct 14, 2014 7:57 pm

Rush2112 wrote:I still enjoy one here and there (my Colorado born wife likes to make fun of me for this.)

Ditto. (My wife is not from the great state of Colorado, but she does also mock me for this.)

Rex · Post by **Rex** » Wed Oct 15, 2014 5:31 pm

I got two shots and completed my self-evaluation today. Should I drink tonight?

Gunpowder · Post by **Gunpowder** » Wed Oct 15, 2014 5:41 pm

If Iron City regular and Heineken didn't exist, I'd consider Coors Banquet to be the World's worst beer.

Rush2112 · Post by **Rush2112** » Wed Oct 15, 2014 6:07 pm

Gunpowder wrote:If Iron City regular and Heineken didn't exist, I'd consider Coors Banquet to be the World's worst beer.

Ever Had Black Label? Plus the heavy is so much better than Coors Light or the other light beers.

mister d · Post by **mister d** » Wed Oct 15, 2014 6:57 pm

As long as we all agree Heineken is the worst beer in the history of the world, everything is ok.

Pruitt · Post by **Pruitt** » Thu Oct 16, 2014 9:25 am

mister d wrote:As long as we all agree Heineken is the worst beer in the history of the world, everything is ok.

Heineken is pretty bad - and it's pretty bad in something like 150 countries.

But there's worse. Molson Canadian tastes like a robot's piss.

P.D.X. · Post by **P.D.X.** » Thu Oct 16, 2014 11:11 am

Heineken just became the official beer of MLS. Yay. (I'm assuming they'll still sell micros at the beer-snobby stadiums. IE, Portland.)

Gunpowder · Post by **Gunpowder** » Thu Oct 16, 2014 11:12 am

Pruitt wrote:
mister d wrote:As long as we all agree Heineken is the worst beer in the history of the world, everything is ok.
Heineken is pretty bad - and it's pretty bad in something like 150 countries.

But there's worse. Molson Canadian tastes like a robot's piss.

Molson thrashes Heineken at not sucking.

Pruitt · Post by **Pruitt** » Thu Oct 16, 2014 11:39 am

Gunpowder wrote:
Pruitt wrote:
mister d wrote:As long as we all agree Heineken is the worst beer in the history of the world, everything is ok.
Heineken is pretty bad - and it's pretty bad in something like 150 countries.

But there's worse. Molson Canadian tastes like a robot's piss.

Molson thrashes Heineken at not sucking.

But it's like the Jaguars versus the Raiders. One of them has to win.