NFL Week 8 - the return of the Bills and Eagles from bye

Pruitt3 · Post by **Pruitt3** » Fri Oct 28, 2022 6:47 pm

Nonlinear FC wrote: ↑Fri Oct 28, 2022 3:08 pm
Rush2112 wrote: ↑Fri Oct 28, 2022 2:51 pm
sancarlos wrote: ↑Fri Oct 28, 2022 12:45 pm to discuss the finer points of why he and the first one broke up.
I'm glad he did. I was working with a (very distant) relative of Bridget Moynahan at the time and she wouldn't shut the fuck up about how her 8th cousin 6 times removed was dating Tom.

and there are rumours that Giselle was the source of that early retirement leak at the end of last season.
I was strongly implying that's exactly what went down. She put out an ultimatum (via sources) and he buckled, then turned around and unbuckled... So to speak.

Based on the evidence so far this season, she was right.

rass · Post by **rass** » Sun Oct 30, 2022 10:07 am

Any of you kids want to tell me the easiest/cleanest/freeist way to watch out of market games on my TV (smart TV and I also have a Roku)? We had a block party last night and this came up and a neighbor told me he had a recommendation and then I got too drunk and forget about it.

Rex · Post by **Rex** » Sun Oct 30, 2022 11:25 am

This should move the Jaguars into the top 3 in the efficiency ratings

Johnnie · Post by **Johnnie** » Sun Oct 30, 2022 11:29 am

Watching an Australian stream for an American game being played in the UK is so amusing and confusing to me when I'm high.

Also, Dan Orlovsky is annoying.

Pruitt3 · Post by **Pruitt3** » Sun Oct 30, 2022 11:32 am

Rex wrote: ↑Sun Oct 30, 2022 11:25 am This should move the Jaguars into the top 3 in the efficiency ratings

Wins and losses is not a good way to judge a football team.

L-Jam3 · Post by **L-Jam3** » Sun Oct 30, 2022 11:35 am

Johnnie · Post by **Johnnie** » Sun Oct 30, 2022 11:43 am

Rex Ryan has dentures, right? Those are the whitest fucking teeth I've ever seen.

Pruitt3 · Post by **Pruitt3** » Sun Oct 30, 2022 12:03 pm

Johnnie wrote: ↑Sun Oct 30, 2022 11:43 am Rex Ryan has dentures, right? Those are the whitest fucking teeth I've ever seen.

He had fake choppers put in years ago - before he thudded down in Buffalo.

Maybe he had them sandblasted recently.

Johnnie · Post by **Johnnie** » Sun Oct 30, 2022 12:15 pm

Does Ju-Ju Smith-Schuster's name trigger Kanye West?

Rex · Post by **Rex** » Sun Oct 30, 2022 1:20 pm

Thank you Jets for a reminder of what roughing actually looks like

Rex · Post by **Rex** » Sun Oct 30, 2022 2:17 pm

Red Zone visits upon the Jets game every 20 minutes or so, and it’s always to show us a grave mistake

Rex · Post by **Rex** » Sun Oct 30, 2022 2:27 pm

That time it was 10 minutes

Post by **Sabo** » Sun Oct 30, 2022 2:30 pm

Johnnie wrote: ↑Sun Oct 30, 2022 11:29 am Watching an Australian stream for an American game being played in the UK is so amusing and confusing to me when I'm high.

Also, Dan Orlovsky is annoying.

I love this post.

cerranoredux · Post by **cerranoredux** » Sun Oct 30, 2022 2:50 pm

rass wrote: ↑Sun Oct 30, 2022 10:07 am Any of you kids want to tell me the easiest/cleanest/freeist way to watch out of market games on my TV (smart TV and I also have a Roku)? We had a block party last night and this came up and a neighbor told me he had a recommendation and then I got too drunk and forget about it.

You’re feeble brain saved you from some unpleasantness.

EnochRoot · Post by **EnochRoot** » Sun Oct 30, 2022 3:07 pm

cerranoredux wrote: ↑Sun Oct 30, 2022 2:50 pm
rass wrote: ↑Sun Oct 30, 2022 10:07 am Any of you kids want to tell me the easiest/cleanest/freeist way to watch out of market games on my TV (smart TV and I also have a Roku)? We had a block party last night and this came up and a neighbor told me he had a recommendation and then I got too drunk and forget about it.
You’re feeble brain saved you from some unpleasantness.

Maybe he was sharing his Sunday Ticket streaming login credentials? I'm curious about that, too.

rass · Post by **rass** » Sun Oct 30, 2022 3:14 pm

Successful Hail Mary alert!

rass · Post by **rass** » Sun Oct 30, 2022 3:15 pm

And yeah I guess I was better off not watching that shit in Philly.

rass · Post by **rass** » Sun Oct 30, 2022 3:16 pm

Holy crap.

Johnnie · Post by **Johnnie** » Sun Oct 30, 2022 3:48 pm

DJ Moore needs to pay this next week right.

He wears his helmet everywhere. The store. The gas station. The barber shop. Everywhere.

And when he goes viral after being seen in a Burger King or Wendy's, BOOM. Sponsorship.

Johnnie · Post by **Johnnie** » Sun Oct 30, 2022 3:55 pm

Sabo wrote: ↑Sun Oct 30, 2022 2:30 pm
Johnnie wrote: ↑Sun Oct 30, 2022 11:29 am Watching an Australian stream for an American game being played in the UK is so amusing and confusing to me when I'm high.

Also, Dan Orlovsky is annoying.
I love this post.

Dude, I'm telling you. I'm watching 'Maccers' (McDonald's) and Hungry Jack (Burger King) ads that lead back into the game so I'm thinking it's being played in Australia. Then they show some London thing and I'm like, "Oh shit. What?" All the meanwhile the field is telling me to End Racism and travel to Kissimmee, FL. And when they cut to the crowd I'm thinking, "They totally trucked in fake fans. Why the hell is someone wearing a Bears jersey at a Broncos/Jaguars game? And people in London painted their faces for this game too? No fucking way. This isn't real."

Pruitt3 · Post by **Pruitt3** » Sun Oct 30, 2022 4:22 pm

Johnnie wrote: ↑Sun Oct 30, 2022 3:48 pm DJ Moore needs to pay this next week right.

He wears his helmet everywhere. The store. The gas station. The barber shop. Everywhere.

And when he goes viral after being seen in a Burger King or Wendy's, BOOM. Sponsorship.

That game was bananas.

My only skin in the game was hoping Carolina covered at +4.5, but whenever they showed Arthur Smith on the sideline, my feelings towards the Falcons slowly went from complete indifference to absolute hatred.

What a weaselly looking guy.

Pruitt3 · Post by **Pruitt3** » Sun Oct 30, 2022 4:26 pm

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tennbengal · Post by **tennbengal** » Sun Oct 30, 2022 4:43 pm

Johnnie wrote: ↑Sun Oct 30, 2022 3:48 pm DJ Moore needs to pay this next week right.

He wears his helmet everywhere. The store. The gas station. The barber shop. Everywhere.

And when he goes viral after being seen in a Burger King or Wendy's, BOOM. Sponsorship.

No?

The kicker missed an even shorter one in OT than the extra point would have have been in regulation.

Johnnie · Post by **Johnnie** » Sun Oct 30, 2022 5:04 pm

tennbengal wrote: ↑Sun Oct 30, 2022 4:43 pm
Johnnie wrote: ↑Sun Oct 30, 2022 3:48 pm DJ Moore needs to pay this next week right.

He wears his helmet everywhere. The store. The gas station. The barber shop. Everywhere.

And when he goes viral after being seen in a Burger King or Wendy's, BOOM. Sponsorship.
No?

The kicker missed an even shorter one in OT than the extra point would have have been in regulation.

Then it'll be a buddy comedy. Piñeiro can kick footballs in the parking lot.

degenerasian · Post by **degenerasian** » Sun Oct 30, 2022 5:41 pm

Celebration? Really? He just caught a hail mary!

There shouldn’t be celebration penalties unless you’re running into the opposition bench and throwing the ball in their faces.

Jerloma · Post by **Jerloma** » Sun Oct 30, 2022 5:48 pm

rass wrote: ↑Sun Oct 30, 2022 10:07 am Any of you kids want to tell me the easiest/cleanest/freeist way to watch out of market games on my TV (smart TV and I also have a Roku)? We had a block party last night and this came up and a neighbor told me he had a recommendation and then I got too drunk and forget about it.

Sunday Ticket U. It's for college kids but I signed up with my daughter's name and school and no questions asked. It's $120 for the year but they'll pro-rate it from when you sign up so it'll probably cost you like 70 bucks to see what a complete and utter disinterested disaster Mike Tomlin is for the rest of the season.

Jerloma · Post by **Jerloma** » Sun Oct 30, 2022 5:49 pm

Triple crown for CMC!

Pruitt3 · Post by **Pruitt3** » Sun Oct 30, 2022 6:58 pm

degenerasian wrote: ↑Sun Oct 30, 2022 5:41 pm Celebration? Really? He just caught a hail mary!

There shouldn’t be celebration penalties unless you’re running into the opposition bench and throwing the ball in their faces.

100%

And when you think about the violence that occurs on every play, it's kind of ridiculous that there are taunting penalties

Jerloma · Post by **Jerloma** » Sun Oct 30, 2022 7:03 pm

One time the Steelers got a taunting penalty against the Chiefs for the Steelers receiver pointing to his own teammate and then Bronto complained about the officiating without even an ounce of anything resembling shame.

sancarlos · Post by **sancarlos** » Sun Oct 30, 2022 7:20 pm

Yeah some of those calls are so silly. A couple years ago the Broncos got a taunting penalty after Von Miller acted like he was going to help Matt Stafford get up after he sacked him, but then pulled his hand away and said, “psyche!”

EnochRoot · Post by **EnochRoot** » Sun Oct 30, 2022 7:53 pm

sancarlos wrote: ↑Sun Oct 30, 2022 7:20 pm Yeah some of those calls are so silly. A couple years ago the Broncos got a taunting penalty after Von Miller acted like he was going to help Matt Stafford get up after he sacked him, but then pulled his hand away and said, “psyche!”

"15 yard penalty for being a most punchable face, #58 defense."

Reaper · Post by **Reaper** » Sun Oct 30, 2022 9:49 pm

EnochRoot wrote: ↑Sun Oct 30, 2022 7:53 pm
sancarlos wrote: ↑Sun Oct 30, 2022 7:20 pm Yeah some of those calls are so silly. A couple years ago the Broncos got a taunting penalty after Von Miller acted like he was going to help Matt Stafford get up after he sacked him, but then pulled his hand away and said, “psyche!”

"15 yard penalty for being a most punchable face, #58 defense."

Brandon Graham got a penalty today that was beyond explanation. "Delay of game ... for making a move that's not necessary and unlike football." Apparently he was faking a snap count. Still hilarious.

Jerloma · Post by **Jerloma** » Sun Oct 30, 2022 10:18 pm

2:34 on your own 15, down 10, with zero timeouts...

CC: Plenty of time here!

The Sybian · Post by **The Sybian** » Mon Oct 31, 2022 7:02 am

Jerloma wrote: ↑Sun Oct 30, 2022 10:18 pm 2:34 on your own 15, down 10, with zero timeouts...

CC: Plenty of time here!

Especially in a year when there’s been one successful onside kick.

L-Jam3 · Post by **L-Jam3** » Mon Oct 31, 2022 12:14 pm

My daughter yesterday totally gave me shit for having Derek Carr in the 16-team Swamp League. She's 14.

Steve of phpBB · Post by **Steve of phpBB** » Mon Oct 31, 2022 2:31 pm

Roquan Smith traded to the Ravens ...

sancarlos · Post by **sancarlos** » Mon Oct 31, 2022 2:46 pm

L-Jam3 wrote: ↑Mon Oct 31, 2022 12:14 pm My daughter yesterday totally gave me shit for having Derek Carr in the 16-team Swamp League. She's 14.

What? I’m not proud to note that it is I, actually, who has Derek Carr in the 16-team Swamp League.

bfj · Post by **bfj** » Mon Oct 31, 2022 2:51 pm

Steve of phpBB wrote: ↑Mon Oct 31, 2022 2:31 pm Roquan Smith traded to the Ravens ...

DSafetyGuy · Post by **DSafetyGuy** » Mon Oct 31, 2022 3:14 pm

I think I hate the new Ryan and Matt as much as I hated the old Ryan and Matt.

Steve of phpBB · Post by **Steve of phpBB** » Mon Oct 31, 2022 3:23 pm

DSafetyGuy wrote: ↑Mon Oct 31, 2022 3:14 pm I think I hate the new Ryan and Matt as much as I hated the old Ryan and Matt.

Yup.