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How many of us can definitively say that we've fucked?
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Married 25 years but no physical evidence of it. Conscious decision.
I would like expensive whiskey.
We only have beer & wine...
What am I, 12?
We only have beer & wine...
What am I, 12?
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Very cool. Mazel tov!
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Was just making a dumb "bronto is also young" joke guys
I felt aswirl with warm secretions.
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So I had misread this as saying 12/26 was the date you were going to start trying, which I thought was kind of a weird thing to announce. Congrats, GPJ.
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I felt aswirl with warm secretions.
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Married 26 years but no physical evidence of it. Conscious decision.
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Photo album of fucking? Didn’t get that vibe from your wife, but that’s cool.cerranoredux wrote: ↑Wed Dec 06, 2023 5:08 amMarried 20 years but we did get a photo album. No other physical evidence, though.
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Damn you had no choice but to make this joke.The Sybian wrote: ↑Wed Dec 06, 2023 6:33 am
Photo album of fucking? Didn’t get that vibe from your wife, but that’s cool.
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For the record, me too.Johnny Carwash wrote: ↑Fri Dec 01, 2023 9:21 am So I had misread this as saying 12/26 was the date you were going to start trying, which I thought was kind of a weird thing to announce. Congrats, GPJ.
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Can you believe we didn’t spring for the digital package?The Sybian wrote: ↑Wed Dec 06, 2023 6:33 amPhoto album of fucking? Didn’t get that vibe from your wife, but that’s cool.cerranoredux wrote: ↑Wed Dec 06, 2023 5:08 amMarried 20 years but we did get a photo album. No other physical evidence, though.
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Gross
he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
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Hello frogs, my name is Liana
Pack a vest for your james in the city of intercourse
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Congrats and may she have received the genetic gift of spitting hot fire.
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Awesome, congratulations GPJ.
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Congrats!
I felt aswirl with warm secretions.
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Congratulations!
Until everything is less insane, I'm mixing weed with wine.
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Congratulations!
I would like expensive whiskey.
We only have beer & wine...
What am I, 12?
We only have beer & wine...
What am I, 12?
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Congrats!!
mister d wrote:Couldn't have pegged me better.
EnochRoot wrote:I mean, whatever. Johnnie's all hot cuz I ride him.
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Very nice! I hope mother and child are both feeling great.
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Nice...look forward to the posts in the Proud Parenting and Backroom Soccer threads
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Congrats SL!
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Congrats! What a beautiful baby.
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Wow! Congrats man and welcome to the club. It’s a love Mike no other.
well this is gonna be someone's new signature - bronto
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Wrong thread, Giff.
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That's hysterical. Way to stand on your business, horse.
mister d wrote:Couldn't have pegged me better.
EnochRoot wrote:I mean, whatever. Johnnie's all hot cuz I ride him.
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Good lord, beautiful baby, SL. Congrats!
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Got dang it
well this is gonna be someone's new signature - bronto
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Congratulations on the newest Business Foal. So happy for all of you.
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No kids, but man I love pics of fillies and colts.
Oh, and Liana is precious.
Oh, and Liana is precious.
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Thanks dougs. Yes she is awesome, and no she did not actually write that but she did say it
Pack a vest for your james in the city of intercourse
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I missed this! No seriously, I should have been there. Real sorry.
he’s a fixbking cyborg or some shit. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
holy fuckbAllZ, what a ducking nightmare. Holy shot. Just, fuck. The
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Congratulations, GPJ! She really is adorable.
Totally Kafkaesque