Ridiculous Things You Read On Facebook

[A_B]

Yeah, Next Door is a great way to learn which of your neighbors go unhinged over discourteous drivers, uncollected dog poop, poor restaurant service, random stray animals, and loud teenagers. Little else.

Those first two deserve to be called out. The rest...of course not.

[Nonlinear FC]

My wife is on the 'hood listserv, which is just NextDoor for the Olds.

They like to post pictures of cars that are driving like assholes on there. I love it.

(But they also bitch about a lot of things that for are for the days/minds of ppl with nothing better to do.)

[Johnnie]

My friend got kicked off of Nextdoor for trolling everyone. Someone kept going on and on about uncollected dog poop and it just kept spiraling into inane discussions.

He simply kept intimating that he was the one pooping, not a dog.

He finally went "AND I'LL DO IT AGAIN!" to which someone reported him and his account was banned.

He got kicked off of Facebook in a similar way.

[L-Jam3]

If you have to get 86’ed that’s the best way to do it.

[A_B]

Be careful on the facebook marketplace. Know someone who got scammed out of a not insignificant amount trying to sell a couch.

[rass]

Be careful on the facebook marketplace. Know someone who got scammed out of a not insignificant amount trying to sell a couch.

Sorry buddy, but it's pretty unbelievable that (A) you found a buyer for those rookie cards you stocked up on and (B) that they're worth all that much.

[mister d]

How did they lose money as the seller?

[A_B]

Be careful on the facebook marketplace. Know someone who got scammed out of a not insignificant amount trying to sell a couch.

Sorry buddy, but it's pretty unbelievable that (A) you found a buyer for those rookie cards you stocked up on and (B) that they're worth all that much.

That Brien Taylor card shoulda been worth millions!

[A_B]

How did they lose money as the seller?

Yeah, they got scammed, which sucks, but yeah, there's some complicity involved. I don't want to get into too many details but it involved a fake cashiers check.

[mister d]

Did you atleast offload the couch?

[A_B]

ok guys it really wasn't me I swear. but no, the couch remains.

[DSafetyGuy]

How did they lose money as the seller?

Yeah, they got scammed, which sucks, but yeah, there's some complicity involved. I don't want to get into too many details but it involved a fake cashiers check.

The first rule is cash only. Always and forever. Even to a CIA agent.

[Shirley]

Today, Facebook reminded me of this post I made 12 years ago. I have no idea what this was about. Anyone know?

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[A_B]

Today, Facebook reminded me of this post I made 12 years ago. I have no idea what this was about. Anyone know?

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It was in a commercial that ran all the time for a bit. Car commercial I believe.

[rass]

[Shirley]

Today, Facebook reminded me of this post I made 12 years ago. I have no idea what this was about. Anyone know?

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It was in a commercial that ran all the time for a bit. Car commercial I believe.

Thank you!



(I still want to slap that guy)

[wlu_lax6]

...... Know someone who got scammed out of a not insignificant amount trying to sell a Couch.

Yeah but the Browns, Jags, Packers, and Heather Kozar have all moved on (the last to his teammate).

[Shirley]

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From an idiot high-school classmate of mine from Alabama.

[Giff]

LOL what a pussy.

[Jerloma]

Did you grow up in Alabama or he moved to Alabama?

[brian]

Did you grow up in Alabama or he moved to Alabama?

I believe DaveShirley went to boarding school so neither.

[L-Jam3]

Did anyone point out to him that the homicide right is about 2.5 times higher in Alabama than NYC?

[mister d]

Sure, but what about the midtown neighborhood that's home to the Cornell Club?

[Giff]

Sounds like his usual contact doesn't want to see this racist fucker.

"Yeah man, I wouldn't come up here if I were you. It's scary and you could die. Seriously, don't come."

[Shirley]

Yeah, he was a piece of shit in high school too. He got picked on a lot, which made me want to feel sorry for him, but then I'd talk to him and realize he mostly had it coming.